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Clips from The Simpsons - The Old Man and the 'C' Student (S10E10)

"the next Olympics will be held right here in-"
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"Wait! Wait! We have one more act."
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"The patriotic comedy stylings of Bart Simpson!"
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"- Oh, fine. - Thank you, thank you."
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"- So, uh, you're from Russia, huh? - Da."
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"- You drunk yet? - Da."
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"Poland, eh? Too easy."
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"''Kees'' me, or I'll crush you."
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"- He says what we're all thinking. - I'm not thinking that."
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"Hey, Swiss miss. There's no missin' you, babe."
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"Now I'd like to say one last thing to our Olympic representatives."
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"If there was a medal for horrible audiences, you'd get the gold."
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"Peace out."
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"Skinner!"
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"Skinner!"
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"How could you put this boy on with that horrible material?"
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"Well, it really did seem funny in rehearsal."
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"And he didn't even get to his Ubangi routine."
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"Ha, ha, ha. Laugh it up, ya punks."
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"'Cause you and Jan Murray here just cost our town the Olympics."
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"- Hey, Chalmers. Where are you from? - Huh?"
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"Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball State..."
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"- Uh, why do you ask? - Don't worry, sir."
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"I'll teach these children some respect for their town."
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"I'm assigning each of you 20 hours of community service."
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"Community service?"
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"- No, no! - Intercourse?"
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"- What if we refuse? - You won't pass to the next grade."
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"I fail to see the threat."
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"Skinner! Good idea."
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"All right, Martin. For your community service..."
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"All right, gang. Shirts and skins."
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"Let's hustle."
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"Good."
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"that's washed up on the shore here."
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"You'll prick yourself with the antidote sooner or later."
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"- What are ya gonna do to me? - Bart, not all community service..."
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"is gang warfare and dangerous infection."
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"The fireworks, candy and puppy dog store?"
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"No, no, no. Next to it."
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"Settle a bet. Boil or mole?"
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"##"
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"Oh, man."
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"Whoa!"
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"Oh, be a dear and snap my support hose to my girdle."
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"2:00. Recreation time."
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"- Oh, goody! - Whew! Saved by the bell. Whoa!"
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"Where do you think you're goin'?"
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"I got a nice diagonal goin' here."
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"B-3."
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"- A banana. - A whole one?"
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"Their natural mushiness prevents choking and promotes regularity."
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"We tried giving them eggnog at Christmas..."
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"Well, that's what they get for wearing such tight little shawls."
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"Oh!"
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"- You tell 'em when to sleep? - Shh. Don't wake them."
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"Cool."
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"Grampa. Homer."
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"Don't play with the faces."
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"So, Bart, how was your first day of forced volunteerism?"
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"That place sucks. The nurses don't let Grampa do anything."
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"They practically chew his food for him."
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"Lucky stiff. I'm workin' my ass off here."
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"Good steak, honey."
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"The elderly aren't like you or me, Bart."
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"They thrive on consistency, predictability..."
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"and a life with no surprises."
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"I'll get it!"
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"Delivery for Homer Simpson."
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"But we lost the Olympics to Shelbyville."
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"Yeah, but I should have no problem selling a thousand springs."
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"- To who? - Idiots."
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"Oh, Rhett! Rhett!"
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"Oh, Rhett. Where will I go?"
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"I love you. Let's remarry."
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"- Ahh. That's sweet. - What a lovely ending."
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"They cut out the best word."
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"Didn't that movie used to have a war in it?"
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"Come on, you. You've been warned."
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"- Oh, boy. - Or scalps."
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"Say, I hear a foghorn."
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"Boring!"
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"Come on, Bart. We don't want to overstimulate these people. They just had pudding."
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"Hello, little girl. Is your mommy home?"
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"You'll need to ask her for five dollars to buy Mr. Bouncy Best Friend."
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"- Bart Simpson's father. - Oh. I'll be right down."
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"Boy, Lenny,you sure look hungry."
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"- Have some nuts. - Hey, thanks."
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"Ow! My eye! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"Now, if you wanna be the life of the party like Lenny here..."
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"just place your order for this hilarious novelty item."
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"Homer, get outta here."
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"Boy, Moe, you sure look angry."
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"- Here. Have some nuts. - Hey, thanks."
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"Ow! Get it out! Geez! Gaagh!"
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"I said don't pull! Don't.!"
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"Now we're pulling into port."
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"Ah! And who's waiting for us at the dock?"
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"Why, it's all your childhood dogs!"
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"- Oh, no! Pirates! - Pirates!"
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"Ahoy, mateys! It's me- Long Bart Silver."
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"And I'm gonna rip you a new I.V. hole."
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"These people need to ride motorcycles and play rockin' electric guitars..."
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"Excuse me. But when those pirates boarded..."
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"I swallowed my wedding ring for safekeeping."
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"Padding."
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"What about you, Chief?"
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"Oh, I don't live here. I'm just dropping off Indian casino pamphlets."
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"Vote ''yes'' on Prop 21 7."
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"You know, the door was open, Chief Break Everything."
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"Come on, people. You don't wanna stay in a place where they vacuum you while you sleep."
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"- They do what now? - Now's our chance. Let's go!"
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"Oh, no. Bart has stolen the elderly."
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"Forgot my hat."
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"Oy!"
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"Ow! Today's grass is far sharper than the grass in my day."
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"Hey, everybody.! How'd you like to go on a real boat trip?"
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"- Oh, that would be nice. - I'm there!"
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"Arr! Not a looker among 'em."
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"Full speed ahead! Damn the torpedoes!"
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