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Clips from The Simpsons - Mypods and Boomsticks (S20E20)

"PROSPERITY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER"
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"# Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree, #"
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"everyone gets to return one Christmas present with no hurt feelings."
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"Man, those are ugly kittens!"
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"Okay. What can I do for you? Please, I'm begging you!"
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"Oh, don't thank me."
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"- We're all Mapple people. - Sorry."
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"You're all losers!"
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"I have made a fortune off you chumps"
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"and I've invested it all in Microsoft!"
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"Ah, that's not clever! And I have so many aspects you can mock!"
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"Help me, almighty Moe!"
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"USS UNSINKABLE"
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"Disposed of them in an environmentally friendly manner."
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"Milhouse is looking good!"
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"He's got contacts, changed color, got a cool new catchphrase."
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"Salaam alaikum!"
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"That's the kind of respect you'd have to strangle out of an American kid."
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"You know, Bart never told me he had a handsome teenage brother."
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"espousing your point of view."
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"Homie, it's very open-minded of you"
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"I'll be listening and quietly judging."
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"Why don't I get us dessert?"
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"Good morning, Ramadan! Come to Crazy Fayeddie's!"
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"- Now do Flanders. - No."
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"Usually that ends the dream."
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"$1,200?!"
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"Sometimes I wish you would quit that awful business."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I want to apologize for being such a jerk at dinner,"
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"Homer, why are you really here?"
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"Why, thank you."
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"It has the cookie store that gives free samples."
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"OLD SPRINGFIELD MALL DEMOLITION TODAY"
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"Dad, it was an empty building. It was supposed to come down."
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"Where is Lisa?"
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"and "be back in a month.""
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"Um, Mr. Mobbs, I sort of downloaded too many songs onto my MyPod,"
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"a reduced payment plan?"
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"I WILL NOT BRING THE CHALKBOARD AT HOME"
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"SPRINGFIELD MALL"
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"DEC, 26 CHRISTMAS-IS-OVER-SALE!"
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"PLEASE REPORT ALL SANTAS TO SECURITY"
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"# You're on the curb and dead now #"
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"# Your Christmas lights are in the box. In two months we will change the clocks #"
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"# Oh, Christmas tree, oh... #"
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"And they've already started exploiting the next holiday."
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"MEET MARTIN LUTHER KING"
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"So, young man, have you judged people"
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"by the content of their character this year?"
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"Yes, Reverend Doctor."
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"- Lunchtime! - Free at last! Free at last!"
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"Okay, remember our deal--"
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"I'm returning this kitten calendar."
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"Um, I'm also returning this kitten calendar."
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"Kitten calendar."
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"Hey, those are 15 month calendars! That gives you three extra kittens!"
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"That's the last time I get you guys a Christmas present at the last minute."
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"Mom, Dad! Our mall got a Mapple store!"
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"It's so sterile!"
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"MyPods! MyPhones!"
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"A Brainiac Bar!"
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"My question is the following statement:"
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"Operating System 4.2"
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"has sloppier architecture than a Tijuana anthill."
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"Did you get peanut butter in your Ethernet port again?"
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"No. I got mayonnaise in the CD drive."
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"Hmm! I see you're admiring our MyCube."
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"It's fueled by dreams and powered by imagination."
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"- What does it do? - You should ask yourself,"
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""What can I do for it?""
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"Sir, it's not even turned on yet."
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"- But it's glowing. - That light confirms that it's off."
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"I can't afford any of your products"
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"but can I buy some fake white earbuds,"
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"so people will think I have a MyPod?"
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"Sure, those are called "MyPhonies.""
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"Oh, and they cost $40."
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"Oh, I'll never get a Mapple anything."
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"I hate this MyPod!"
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"I can't watch movies on a screen this small."
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"And the music today-- don't get me started!"
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"I said, don't get me started!"
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"Come on, isn't someone going to get me started?!"
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"Uh, let's go, Teeny. Maybe somebody at Old Navy will get me started."
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"- Here kid, you take it. - Thank you, Krusty!"
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"Thank the Jewish Clown Awards gift basket."
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"I'm a Mapple person!"
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"Attention, Mapple universe!"
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"Prepare for a live announcement"
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"from Mapple founder and Chief Imaginative Officer Steve Mobbs."
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"Steve Mobbs?! He's here?!"
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"He's a genius!"
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"He's like a god who knows what we want!"
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"Greetings, it is I, your insanely great leader, Steve Mobbs."
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"I'm speaking to you from Mapple headquarters"
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"deep below the sea, with an announcement"
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"that will completely change the way you look at everything!"
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"And that announcement is..."
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"You think you're cool because you buy a $500 phone with a"
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"picture of a fruit on it?! Well, guess what?"
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"They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one!"
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"Now my boyfriend, Bill Gates, and I"
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"kiss each other on a pile of your money!"
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"Traitor! Your heart is blacker than your turtleneck!"
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"Who dares question the boss we fired 10 years ago"
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"and then brought back? - It was my brother Bart!"
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"Flay him with your earbuds! Flay him, I say!"
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"MyCube, take me away!"
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"Get him!"
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"Get him! Go!"
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"Stupid angry mob,"
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"chasing me because I shine a harsh light on modern society."
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"Now I know how Dane Cook feels."
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"Mmm, what's that exotic aroma?"
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"It smells like a hamburger cooked at a rug store."
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"Hello. Would you like some lamb?"
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"Whoa! All these years I've been petting lambs"
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"when I should've been shoving them in my mouth!"
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"- I'm Bart. - I'm Bashir."
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