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Clips from The Simpsons - Kamp Krusty (S04E04)

"[Bell Ringing]"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"Here are your grades."
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"## [ Vocalizing ]"
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"[ Groans, Gasps ] I dreamt it was the last day of school."
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"Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."
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"[Skinner On P.A.] Attention, students."
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"So if nobody minds, let's just quietly run out the clock."
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"- I think you should reconsider. - Lisa, you're hurting me!"
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"Mrs. Krabappel, in figuring out my final grades..."
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"in excellent condition--"
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"- We won! - Yea! U.S.A!"
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"Well, William, another school year gone by."
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"We want the old girls sparkling when I get back."
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"All right! Three whole months Of Spaghetti Os and daytime TV!"
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"You bet. Check out this hand. All aces."
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"[ Laughing ] A-plus!"
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"Hey! Kamp Krusty is built on an actual Indian burial ground."
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"We've got archery, wallet-making-- the whole megillah."
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"my exclusive program of diet and ridicule..."
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"Well, here goes nothin'."
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"And you didn't. But why should you pay for my mistake?"
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"Can you reach under that mower and pull out that skate?"
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"Bart, where's your bathing suit?"
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"Ah, sure, there'll be a couple Of up-tight counselors..."
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"but I feel the human body is a thing of beauty."
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"German measles, encephalitis, Hansen's disease--"
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"It's our last family dinner for six weeks..."
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"but I promised myself I wouldn't cry."
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"- I don't see your name on it, boy. - No, but--"
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"- Good-bye. Good-bye, sweetie. - Good-bye, Mom."
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"[Lisa] If the pets die, don't replace them. I'll know!"
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"to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world--"
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"I am Mr. Black, your head counselor."
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"- When do we get to see Krusty? - Uh, he will be along eventually."
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"will be happy to handle any problems you may have."
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"- [ Coughs ] - Looks like we got ourselves a troublemaker."
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"I'm not worried, Lise. You know why?"
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"of Krusty the Clown."
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"- Ow! - Oops. I should've warned you."
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"[ Chortling ]"
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"Now I am off to Wimbledon!"
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"Well, it ain't gettin' any safer."
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"[Footsteps]"
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"-####[Continues] -[Grunts]"
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"- [Wood Creaking] - [ All Groaning ]"
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"This is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel."
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"Marge, since the kids left, I've lost five pounds!"
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"Oh, that's wonderful!"
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"Mmm. [ Slurping ] Ah, that's good."
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"Hey, Lendl! Choke! Choke! Yeah!"
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"And will the harlequin in the third row Please keep his voice down?"
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"- [ Grunts ] Sorry, Your Majesty. - Hmph!"
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"[ Thinking ] Dear kids, I hope this letter finds you well."
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"We're doing great."
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"well, ever!"
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"[Marge's Voice] We miss you terribly."
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"because I've been to Kamp Krusty."
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"Our nature hikes have become grim death marches."
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"- A snake bit me. - Back in line, maggot!"
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"But I am far more pessimistic."
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"I am not sure If this letter will reach you as our lines of communication have been cut."
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"[Wind Howling]"
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"Oh, Homer. It's getting late."
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"We'll miss the fireworks."
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"Marge, we've got all the fireworks we need right here."
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"and here it is--"
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"Mr. Krusty the Clown."
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"He's really having trouble keeping his balance."
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"- [ Nervous Laughing ] I mean, I-- - Yeah, Bart."
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"All right. That's it."
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"My Krusty calculator didn't have a seven or an eight!"
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"- You broke nothing. - [ Bart ] Let's get 'em!"
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"[ Squeaking ]"
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"Bart! You said you were gonna name it Camp Freedom!"
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"Aah, this has more zing."
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"I dub thee Sir--"
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"This better be important. Oy, gevalt!"
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"Your neck is a well-cooked piece of asparagus."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq..."
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"D'oh!"
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"I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp."
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"Is it true you attempted suicide when you heard the news?"
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"You're vultures! Where were you when I sang at Farm Aid?"
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"I don't know her name, but she held up a liquor store last year."
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"How could you, Krusty? I'd never lend my name to an inferior product."
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"[ Loud Sobbing ] Oh!"
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"And one of the campers was eaten by a bear."
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"Oh, my God! [ Sobbing ]"
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"Tijuana!"
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"[Chorus] ## TheSimpsons ##"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"- Well, children, it's the last day of school. - [ All ] Yea!"
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"Well, it isn't fair to the other children, but all right."
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"- Much obliged, doll! - [ Laughing ]"
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"I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction."
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"[Skinner] Now, let's trash this dump."
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"####[Rock]"
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"Somebody put a torch to these permanent records. Quickly, now."
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"- ## [ Continues ] - Wake up, boy."
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"Oh, how do I know this isn't Some beautiful dream too?"
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"Homer, you do remember your promise to the children?"
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"[ Nervous Chuckling ] Yeah."
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"Listen, boy, we have an understanding, and you'd better keep your end of it."
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"I don't think I'd be any kind of a father If you got D's, and I let you go to Kamp Krusty."
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"But, Dad!"
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"Ah, my gym shorts."
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"Here are your final report cards."
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"I have nothing left to say to any of you."
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"I've never gotten a "B" before."
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"How could this have happened? I feel so dirty!"
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"Okay. Calm down."
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"This must just be a little typo. [ Nervous Giggle ]"
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"Oh, Miss Hoover! There appears to be a mistake on my report card."
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"Now, Lisa, everyone needs a blotch on their permanent record."
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"Perhaps I'm not making myself clear. [ Hysterical Giggle ]"
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"I hope you'll note that all Of my textbooks are being returned..."
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