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Clips from The Simpsons - You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee (S25E25)

"to a special kind of history."
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"Stephen Douglas and Abraham Lincoln!"
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"Get a room!"
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"Ooh, common practice."
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"a house divided against itself..."
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"I have seven other principals,"
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"You know what these kids lack?"
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"Respect. That's what these kids lack."
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"So we will hold a contest"
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"to make them tell us who they respect--"
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"Tanpatsu!"
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"The answer is simple, Seymour: get a corporate sponsor."
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"But don't worry, you won't have to compromise yourself."
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"Now please welcome the star of Stuffwich's ads--"
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"Tell us your hero,"
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"and you could win a Stuffwich college scholarship."
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"So the chained-up dude"
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"Madame Curie, we just might have this one in the bag."
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"with her scientific discoveries..."
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"Okay, calm down."
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"...in the field of radioactivity!"
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"I give you"
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"No!"
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"who was last seen leaving in tears."
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"Near tears."
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"...isn't rich..."
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"Pathetic."
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"...and isn't in any history books."
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"He makes me sick."
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"he started me playing the saxophone you all love..."
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"In the history of soccer,"
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"That's what heroes do."
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"Yes, which means that nobody wins."
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"♪ I'm a grade school hero"
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"♪ And heroes never die"
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"Well, look who's back."
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"Hmm. Hey, Dad."
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"You must've worked on it for days."
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"There's sausage being made?! Where?!"
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"Ooh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"I'm sure you are familiar with the World Cup,"
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"I'm afraid there has been an epidemic of referees"
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"being bribed to throw games."
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"Oh, your daughter's speech went viral."
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"Mr. Simpson, please help us."
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"The rot is everywhere."
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"You will have to take it from here, Peter."
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"Yes, I will take good care of your wife."
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"Mr. Simpson, I am the new executive"
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"Except at my profession."
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"But about the World Cup, I need your answer now."
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""Congratulations on your purchase"
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"of a FootMaster-brand soccer ball.""
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"Just slack off and cash your check like you always do."
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"would disagree with you."
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"What the...?!"
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"To try to avoid any misunderstandings in Brazil"
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"Eu amo o Brasil."
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"Will you please turn that off?"
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"I've got 998 square miles to rob!"
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"of the fake injury soccer has ever known: El Divo!"
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"the World Cup has met its goal...!"
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"Eu gostaria de um..."
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"Hang on, hang on."
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"How'd you eat the meat without the vegetables?"
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"on your fine officiating today."
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"don't stand for mustard and ketchup."
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"Oh, that is where I left my cell phone."
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"of the last few days at all!"
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"Red card!"
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"Get out of here!"
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"looks like we've got a little action on the bribe cam."
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"Man, Krusty should get some of these letters."
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""Selecionar conta...""
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"Ooh, ooh, "select account.""
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"Uh, perhaps you could select the English option?"
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"And it better be devastating."
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"And now I'm a man in pain in the naughtiest city"
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"Now that's a broken man."
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"We knew you'd find out"
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"let us enjoy this pirated copy"
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"But beware: Superman was never less fun."
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"Yay!"
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"you make sure Brazil wins,"
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"Oh, thanks for telling me!"
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"I was gonna tape it."
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"Wave a Brazilian flag so you stand out in the crowd."
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"You're a funny one to tell me about deception."
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"Except that you're about to double-cross some gangsters."
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"If I die,"
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"No penalty!"
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"No penalty!"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait!"
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"Wait!"
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"N... now."
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"Um..."
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"But I'm still killing your husband."
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"Second, don't!"
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"We owe a debt to the Simpsons"
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"All that she did was switch seats on a plane."
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"On a 15-hour flight!"
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"Fine."
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"Okay, Teeny."
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"Take care of part two."
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"Shh!"
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"Children, you're in for a treat."
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"Today's assembly is devoted"
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"End this madness!"
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"We have two guests who have come from Springfield!"
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"We come from Springfield!"
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"I appear before you today for the purpose"
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"of discussing the leading political topics"
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"which now agitate the public mind."
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"Well, it seems the, uh... the good landowners"
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"of Springfield Elementary are rejecting"
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"Mr. Douglas's position on tariffs."
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"I shared beds with men all the time."
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"It was a common practice."
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"These are times of powerful passion."
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