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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Badman (S06E06)

"Damn FDA. Why can't it all be marshmallow?"
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"I'm talking about the Candy Industry Trade Show."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise."
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"Please, the hobo. Please, the hobo. The hobo."
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"Ashley Grant. You gave a talk on women's issues at my school..."
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"There's also a baby somewhere upstairs."
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"See this, Bart?"
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"Do a little housework and you can play for five minutes."
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"The front desk is looking for Mr. Goodbar."
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"I feel like a kid in some kind of a store."
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"Brilliant."
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"Exquisite."
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"Well, as you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour..."
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"One, a humorous substitute for your own lips."
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"Gummi bears. Gummi calves' heads."
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"Gummi jawbreakers."
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"No. I won't make a spectacle out of myself any further."
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"See you in hell, candy boy!"
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"- I'm sorry? - Nobody's blaming you."
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"Precious Venus."
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"There he is. There's the man that sexually harassed me."
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"Two, four, six, eight Homer's crime was very great"
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"At any rate, I believe you."
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"I think you should go outside and straighten this out."
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"I was grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants."
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"Why would anybody wanna touch a girl's butt?"
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"That's right. We all thought it was hilarious."
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"That alligator was sexually harassing that woman."
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"And the dog in the Coppertone ad? Same deal?"
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"We ain't crazy about nuclear power either!"
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"It's okay. They're with me."
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"- Okay. Go. - Homer..."
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"You mean, I'm on my own?"
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"I've never been on my own. Oh, no."
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"We're aware of your problems, and, Mr. Simpson, we want to help."
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"I'll do it."
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"Oh, just thinking about that sweet, sweet candy..."
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"Say, can you introduce me to the Sasquatch?"
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"We go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers."
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"I grabbed her sweet can..."
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"So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can."
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"- Mr. Simpson, no! - Dramatization: May not have happened."
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"We're gonna start a new life under the sea."
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"It didn't blow over, Marge. Nothing ever blows over for me."
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"Simpson scandal update."
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"Hey, that's a half-truth."
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"That's okay. Your tears say more than real evidence ever could."
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"Today on Ben:"
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"And here's your host, Gentle Ben."
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"No, Ben. No."
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"And now we return to Fox Night at the Movies."
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"Homer S: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber. Starring Dennis Franz."
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"No, Mr. Simpson. A cat is a living creature."
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"This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage..."
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"...outside the Simpson estate."
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"...and when Marge Simpson put the cat out."
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"How can you judge this man..."
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"...without talking to the people who know him best?"
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"We got the real dirt on Homer Simpson, and the bidding starts at 10 G's."
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"Are you hugging the TV?"
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"They never talk about anything beyond the 1980s."
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"I think about weird stuff."
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"I wouldn't wanna be Mr. T right now."
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"All they care about is entertainment."
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"We can bring a fern, and a folding chair from the garage..."
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"There are only 49 stars on that flag."
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"...with the big wheel in front."
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"Innocent."
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"Dad, you did it. I am so proud of you."
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"Oh, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby."
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"- I guess she was right. - You're both right."
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"In our mad pursuit of a scoop..."
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"Marge, my friend, I haven't learned a thing."
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"Let's never fight again."
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"Bart, don't put the non-marshmallow pieces back in the box."
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"They go in the trash."
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"You like sweets, kids?"
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"I know a place that's sweeter than sweetness itself."
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"In this sweet place, earthly doughnuts are sour as poison."
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"You'd spit them out, you would."
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"They hid them in every millionth Krusty Klump Bar..."
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"...and Krusty Klump Bar with almonds."
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"You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again."
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"- Can I come to the candy show? Can I? - No, me. Take me, me, me."
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"Sorry, kids."
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"But this the one event I want my darling wife by my side."
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"0h, well, thank you, Homer. But take one of the kids."
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"Marge, they can't carry enough candy."
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"They have puny little muscles. Not big, ropy ones like you."
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"- You go, Mom. For the greater good. - For the greater good."
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"Homer, are all these pockets necessary?"
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"They wouldn't be if you would sit in a hollowed-out wheelchair."
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"Well, that's the babysitter. No one in town will sit for you two anymore."
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"I had to choose between a grad student at the university or a scary-looking hobo."
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"Hi. I'm Ashley Grant."
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"...on how we don't have to be second-class citizens."
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"Mom, how can you leave us with this maniac?"
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"...with the two surviving Musketeers."
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"So you're one of those "don't-call-me-a-chick" chicks, huh?"
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"Sorry about my unenlightened brother."
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"He will make the next few hours a living hell."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"Disemboweler IV."
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"The game where condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks."
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"- Yes. - See, Lisa? Male's aren't hard to tame."
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"You'll do well. Give me those."
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"...it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field."
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"The candy, known as 77X42..."
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"- It's the candy of 1000 uses. - Like what?"
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"- Keep going. - Two..."
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"I'm needed in the basement."
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"You're gonna have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, ma'am."
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"...who work exclusively in the medium of gummi."
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"Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much?"
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"Must have rare gummi. Distract the salesman."
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"How did they get there?"
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"Now, this is going to take all my skill."
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"- Halt! Halt! - Run, Marge. Save the booty."
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"After him. He has the gummi."
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