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Clips from The Simpsons - Any Given Sundance (S19E19)

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"Why do we have to get here so early?"
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"The game makes me sick!"
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"is to the bewanged."
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"It tastes hurty!"
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"Everything's what you say it is."
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"All right."
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"Well, that sounds like you're going to have fun."
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"So let's see."
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"There's drama and inspiration everywhere I look."
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"Really interesting stuff."
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"Principal Skinner, I didn't know you knew so much about film."
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"I've even written a screenplay or two on speculation."
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"they're not interested in my work."
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"There's one in Hollywood?!"
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"What comes to mind when you think of drama?"
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"Language, rhythm and spectacle."
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"I'm giving you the key to the AV cage."
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"Um, okay."
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"Those cabinetmakers laughed at me, but they'll see."
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"I'm making a documentary about a very special family."
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"I love documentaries!"
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"Especially the one that came with our lawnmower."
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"no toupees."
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"Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk..."
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"And let's roll."
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"I turn my camera on"
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"I turn my turn my feelings off"
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"And you wasn't polite"
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"No-no, no"
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"that I'm angry at you, which I am now."
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"Anyway, we have got to support Lisa Simpson's film."
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"Every afternoon, they reshape it just to get my goat."
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"music and added effects, we could show Lisa's film at the public library."
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"Banff?"
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"Yes, the very same, yes."
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"We'll also have a kid who did a thing."
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"Stupid charities."
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"Take a hike, Sierra Club."
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"Film festival, eh?"
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"With director's commentary and deleted scenes!"
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"Maybe I can finally meet Jim Jarmusch"
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"Who are you?"
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"I can eat a raw onion without crying."
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"These badges will get us into any of the independent movies"
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"A great family game is now a great family movie."
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"I get it."
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"Then I bet I'll love Chernobyl Graveyard."
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"Uh... we, uh..."
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"Chalmskinn."
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"We never get more than one move into this game."
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"Thank you, dear."
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"Brava, Lisa!"
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"Death to Maggie!"
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"Sweetie, I'm usually your #1 fan, but... call me old-fashioned..."
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"I usually don't like movies that humiliate my family"
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""Lisa Simpson's unflinching, darkly comic family portrait"
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""to see Lisa Simpson stab her family in the back with her camera.""
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"Scarlett Johansson. I mean, is that so wrong?"
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"Your movie's great."
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"Name your price."
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"of bottled water and cornbread."
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"Ugh, they're so creepy."
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"I can't believe what I've done."
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"My movies, like Stranger than Paradise and Down by Law,"
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"So, do you think my family will ever forgive me"
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"Nelson? He couldn't have made a movie by himself."
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"This is my house."
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"It's just a cat."
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"Mom, there's this school play tonight."
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"I like to cry at the ocean, because only there"
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"that other people have bigger family problems than I do."
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"'cause I saw this one today."
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"Oh, it will... on select flights by Alaska Airlines"
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"and its regional partners."
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"Okay, only its regional partners. The point is:"
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"And now, like the best independent films,"
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"Oh, thank God they're not jeering at us anymore."
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"No more Simpsons movies."
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"Are you guys still mad at me?"
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"Fantastic. Gre... oh, bravo."
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"We'll see you on the set."
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"Yes!"
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"The Simpsons 1918 : "Any Given Sundance""
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"The football game doesn't start for hours."
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"We're not here for the game."
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"The game is nothing. The game is crap."
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"The real reason we Americans put up with sports is for this:"
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"Behold the tailgate party, the pinnacle of human achievement!"
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"Since the dawn of parking lots, man has sought to stuff his guts"
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"with food and alcohol in anticipation of watching others exercise."
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"What child birth is to women, eating trunk meats"
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"What could be greater than eating and drinking for hours"
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"in a drizzly parking lot?"
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"- Anything. - No. Everything is better."
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"- Anything! - Everything!"
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"- Anything! - Everything!"
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"- Anything! - Everything!"
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"- Anything! - Everything!"
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"- Anything! - Everything!"
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"Daddy, I made a Ralphwich!"
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"That's 'cause its' not food, ralphy."
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"No, no, no. I'm sorry. It's food. It's food."
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"Time to dig in. I brought everything we need."
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"It's just forks and plates."
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"- Didn't we bring any food? - The food is all around us!"
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"You brought us here to beg?"
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"When you know the people you're begging from, it's mooching."
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"Moleman! Come here, ya big bag o' skin!"
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"How the hell are ya, huh?"
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"No kidding!"
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"Springfield U sucks!"
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"A&M cheerleaders are clumsy!"
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"Your superstar professors treat undergrads like an afterthought!"
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"Your tenure track is heavily politicized!"
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"Oh, that's it!"
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"Lisa, honey, just because you're a girl"
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"doesn't mean you can't join in the fun."
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"Well, I guess I could cut loose and do a little homework."
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"I can start working on my school video project."
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