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Clips from The Simpsons - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution (S23E23)

"In these d-d-dark t-times..."
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"♪ Couldn't look you in the eye ♪"
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"Why is my show all cartoons?!"
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"Hmm."
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"Isn't that just a rip-off of The Honeymooners?"
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"Margie, you're the greatest."
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"and then I'm buying you a mink coat."
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"That's me not holding my breath."
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"The size 48s."
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"That's when he was the funniest."
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"Come on, he was on Ernie Kovacs with a smoking jacket..."
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"but you're fired."
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"Krustila, I'm gonna drop you as a friend first,"
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"so that when I drop you as a client,"
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"Little help?"
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"So, what was everyone's favorite moment at the museum?"
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"Fate is so cruel."
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"I'll show you who's a cautionary tale."
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"I'll show everybody!"
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"You need an agent?"
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"I've been to classier gas stations."
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"I know that laugh!"
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"and make your comedy a touch more physical."
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"Wow."
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"Once, I used one on Milhouse."
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"Except, of course, during working hours,"
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"And now, let's welcome a man"
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"except how it led to the present."
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"Thanks to you, honey!"
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"Which ones? Telebozo?"
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"at a network pitch meeting can be taken to the bank."
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"For years I lived on piñata candy!"
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"Wha...? What'd I do?"
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"or craft service will be serving chimp tacos!"
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"She claimed this intern"
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"Hey, hey, premium cable subscribers!"
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"saying "No guests who are funnier than Krusty.""
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"Oh! That's funnier than I can ever hope to be!"
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"Burn on you! I brought my expandable beret!"
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"What did you tell them?"
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"It can..."
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"What, uh, when you said..."
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"Had to bluff my way through so many conversations."
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"Ay-yi-yi!"
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"D'oh!"
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"♪ ...Show. ♪"
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"Can't get enough Itchy and Scratchy!"
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"And now it's time for..."
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"another Itchy and Scratchy?"
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"Who's the star of this show, me or...?!"
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"♪ When you were here before ♪"
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"And all the movies they're making fun of"
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"It's like those parodies were written"
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"when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them"
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"that we look dated and hacky."
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"Why can't we...?!"
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"Kids, that's enough TV."
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"Maggie's eye is starting to wander."
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"- Mom, what are you doing?! - What a rip!"
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"No more TV."
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"We're gonna get some fresh air"
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"and visit the Museum... of Television."
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"Why can't we visit a real museum?"
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"One that doesn't have the skeletons"
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"of the Three Stooges in the lobby."
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"We have to see the Museum of TV before next Wednesday"
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"when it closes forever."
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"It's closing?!"
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"But where will people find clips of old TV shows"
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"if they're not housed in a giant building?"
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"Where? Where?!"
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"(King of the Hill theme playing)"
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"Hmm, they're selling off all the old TV relics."
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"Whoa!"
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"The gun Sheriff Baby wore!"
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"Thank God I had this in my pocket."
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"Oh, my pants are splitting wide open."
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"And people will see my tattoo of Donald Duck smoking a doob!"
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"That was for Marge's eyes only."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Fatso Flanagan!"
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"Who's Fatso Flanagan?"
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"Only the funniest black-and-white man ever."
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"Everything's a rip-off of The Honeymooners."
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"Oh, Ralph, Fred, Archie, King of Queens,"
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"I mean Homer."
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"You'll see, Eunice."
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"I'm gonna win the Irish Sweepstakes,"
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"Are you getting excited?"
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"No."
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"Just you wait, Eunice."
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"Just you wait."
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"Ka-chik, kaboom, ka-splatter!"
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"See your grave there?"
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"They were so childless and miserable."
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"How would you know?"
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"Annie Dubinsky."
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"If you ever hear a star's name and wonder, is he dead?"
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"The answer is either I represent him or yes."
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"Now, let me ask you something: is there a place for"
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"an old-fashioned lard-ass like me on today's television?"
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"Um, would you play a bloated corpse on CSI?"
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"Would I?!"
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"Wow, that's good bloat work!"
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"He always comes back really religious."
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"You're killing me here with this Catchy and Patchy."
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"I'm barely on my own show."
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"Today's kids are uncomfortable with a clown"
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"whose every reference they have to look up on Wikipedia."
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"Wikipedia, Twitter-- who names these things?"
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"Percy Dovetonsils?"
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"Get it?"
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"Krusty,"
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"we want to make some changes."
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"What kind of changes?"
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"Krusty, um, this is never easy,"
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"Oh, that was easy."
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"Oh, no!"
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"you're allowed to fire me!"
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