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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart's Comet (S06E06)

"And now, to top off..."
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"Go, weather balloon! Hurrah for science, whoo!"
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"Careful, children. That's my car."
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"Well, certainly, but I fail to see how..."
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"- Race you to Utah, Milhouse. - Okay."
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"Because you have impeded science, you must now aid science."
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"Everyone's still asleep in their comfy, comfy beds. Good night, everybody."
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"- Hell, no. - Good."
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"Check out 6-19-14-59."
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"Hey."
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"I see something in the sky at 4-12-8, and the last number is seven."
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"No!"
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"What did you do today, Bart?"
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"Don't you realize what's happening? Your comet will collide with Earth."
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"First, yes, there is a comet in the sky. And yes, it is going to hit Springfield."
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"As the comet hurdles toward the city, our rocket will intercept it..."
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"It's all over, people! We don't have a prayer!"
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"Let's figure out who should stay. Let's see."
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"- You know, one of them lady goats. - There are no lady goats."
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"Yeah. Dad was right."
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"I know, kids. I'm scared too."
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"BART'S COMET"
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"...our most propane-explosion-free Science Week ever..."
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"...our grand finale: The launching of a weather balloon."
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""Hurrah for science, whoo"?"
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"I can't say I approve of the "whoo," but the "hurrah" was quite heartening."
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"Release the balloon."
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"- Yeah! - All right!"
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"No!"
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"- I don't think I really captured the eyes. - Bart, if you have a failing..."
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"...it's that you're always demanding perfection."
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"If you have a failing."
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"Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions."
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"- Destroy that balloon. - Aye."
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"Tango 14, we're being fired at. I'm getting an ID on the bogey now."
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"Iraqis again. Launching Sidewinder missile."
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"Missed him. Launching second Sidewinder missile."
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"This is what happens when you cut money out of the military..."
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"...and put it into healthcare. - It's a good program."
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"Just give it a chance, that's all I ask."
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"It won't come down for months. Curse the man who invented helium."
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"Now to find out who did this."
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"- Bart, empty your pockets. - Empty my pockets, you say?"
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"Blueprints of the dummy, notarized photos of you making the dummy..."
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"...and an alternate wording for the banner."
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"I am going to punish you for this, Bart."
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"And it won't just be a simple caning this time."
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"Yes. Starting tomorrow, you will assist me with my amateur astronomy."
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"Taking down coordinates, carrying equipment and so forth."
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"Top of the hour, time for the news. But of course, there is no news yet."
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"Mom, will you make me breakfast?"
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"There's a stuffed pepper in the trash from last night."
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"Just rinse it good."
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"Come on, Lassie. Here, boy. Come on, girl."
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"Attaboy."
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"Still dark. Better use the generator."
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"There's nothing more exciting than science."
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"You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet..."
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"...writing down numbers, paying attention."
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"Is that the telescope we'll look through?"
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"Yes, but you won't be looking through it. I forbid it."
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"But you don't need a telescope to enjoy astronomy."
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"There are all the constellations you've heard so much about."
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"There's Orion, the Swan, the Chariot Race."
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"Why don't they look anything like their names?"
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"You do have to use your imagination."
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"Look, there's the Three Wise Men."
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"Who names these things?"
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"Whoever discovers them. I've been hoping I can find something..."
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"...that would be named after me. - You've never found anything?"
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"Once. But by the time I got to a phone..."
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"...my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kohoutek."
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"I got back at him, though. Him and that little boy of his."
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"Anyway, that's why I always keep a cellular phone next to me."
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"Now, this morning we're gonna be mapping..."
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"...a square of sky that's thought to be empty. I hope it's not."
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"So, what am I supposed to do exactly?"
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"Just write down my findings as I give them to you."
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"Six hours, 19 minutes right ascension, 14 degrees, 22 minutes declination."
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"No sighting."
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"Six hours, 19 minutes right ascension, 14 degrees, 23 minutes declination."
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"No sighting."
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"Six hours, 19 minutes right ascension, 14 degrees, 58 minutes declination."
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"No sighting. Did you get that one, Bart?"
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"My stars. Give me the phone, quick."
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"No. No, there's no need for that. It's already named after me."
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"It's pretty close to the ground. Maybe I can catch it."
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"Don't touch the telescope, Bart. Even a slight change in elevation..."
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"...can destroy a whole morning's work."
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"All hands on deck. Pirates off the port bow."
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"Observatory? This is Bart Simpson."
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"I've got it. What are you doing? Give me that phone."
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"Congratulations, Bart. You've just discovered a comet."
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"No!"
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"No!"
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"And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate."
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"Sounds like you had a good day, Dad."
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"Yeah. Except I forgot to go to work."
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"What didn't I do?"
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"- "Boy Discovers Comet." - What?"
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""A young Springfieldianite has discovered a new comet..."
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"...to be known as the Bart Simpson Comet.""
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"Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you."
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"But then you've always been proud of me."
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"Yes."
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"Won't you join us, Bart?"
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"I guess so."
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"As the first student at Springfield Elementary to discover a comet..."
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"...we're very proud to make you a member of our very select group."
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"Welcome to Super Friends!"
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"Welcome, Super Friend!"
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"I am called Ham, since I enjoy Ham Radio."
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"This is E-Mail, Cosine, Report Card, Database and Lisa."
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"Your nickname will be Cosmos."
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"Well, I'm done eating. Goodbye."
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"- Goodbye, Cosmos. - Bye-bye."
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"Perhaps some night you could show us your comet."
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"- There it is right there. - I make it a point..."
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"...never turn my head unless I expect to see something."
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"Naturally, we can't see your comet in broad daylight and without a telescope."
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