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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart of Darkness (S06E06)

"And here we have the world-famous Beatles..."
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"...exactly as they looked performing on The Ed Sullivan Show."
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"I'm all out of ice cream! It's true, you know. Ice cream! Ice cream!"
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"I gotta replace that window."
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"Have a good life."
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"Sorry, Bart, dude. We gotta fill this thing with Epsom salts..."
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"...and jam over to the old folks' home. - Oh, well. Same time tomorrow, Otto?"
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"I guess it is kind of a tease."
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"- Dad! - Yes, Lisa?"
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"Look, question lady, this job is not what I really do, okay? I play keyboards."
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"- Hey, my buddy, Bart. - Hello, Mrs. Converdale."
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"Jump, Bart, jump!"
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"You got it."
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"See, epidermis means your hair."
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"Hey, Nelson. He's really hurt. I think he broke his leg."
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"I said:"
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"Did I say leg? I meant that wet bathing suit."
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"What fun can you have in a pool anyway that you can't have in a bathtub..."
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"I'll just spend the summer getting better acquainted..."
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"Hope you enjoyed that, kids, because Krusty's out of here for the summer."
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"...classic Krusty. Enjoy!"
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"- It's a pleasure to be here, Krusty. - Let me be blunt."
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"Well, that depends what you mean by crisis."
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"Chlorine, eh?"
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"- Bart? - Don't turn on that light!"
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"- I'm fine, just fine. - What are you writing here, a play?"
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"Bart, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole life!"
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"Well, anyway, I brought you a present. Look, it's the telescope I won..."
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"What have we here? "The Lighter Side of Hippies. ""
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"They don't care whose toes they step on."
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"Come on. Continue. Come on..."
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"All right, Lou, open fire."
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"Grace, come here. There's a sinister-looking kid I want you to see."
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"- Shankar. - Shankar."
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"This can't be what it looks like. There's gotta be some other explanation."
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"I wish there was some other explanation for this, but there isn't!"
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"Soon enough."
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"...and ever so many delightful, romantic misunderstandings."
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"They're only using you for your pool, you know."
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"Shut up, brain. I got friends now. I don't need you anymore."
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"My plan has come to fruition."
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"But why? She's such a fox."
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"I mean, what's on Fox tonight? Something ribald, no doubt."
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"Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately."
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"I got carried away with being popular."
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"But now that I'm unpopular again, I want you to know I'm here for you."
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"- 'Tis, replied Aunt Helga... " - I'm going, I'm going."
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"Oh, no. He's back. Flanders is back."
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"An ax! He's got an ax!"
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"If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone..."
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"...please stay on the line."
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"I'll save you, cast or no cast!"
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"Gotta save Lisa, trash can or no trash can."
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"I over-watered Maude's favorite ficus plant..."
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"I was hoping to replace it before you got home."
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"- Well, now, that I can't explain. - We found it, chief."
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"There's a few inches over here."
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"My precious pool and its lifestyle accouterments."
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"Well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun."
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"Oh, rats."
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"I hardly think it's fair to be charged full price."
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"I'm up to my knees in the original cast of M* A * S *H."
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"- Homer, my hat goes off to you. - It's cool in here, boy."
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"Homer, the fridge wasn't meant to be used this way."
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"Although I must say, it's certainly refreshing."
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"I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold."
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"Marge, can you set the oven to cold?"
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"Ice cream! Ice cream!"
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"Texas!"
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"Face it, Bart. Our salvation isn't gonna roll by on the back of some stupid truck."
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"Look, Lis, I snatched five bathing suits. All Martin's."
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"I brought this on myself."
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"Okay, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out!"
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"- Time's up? - So long, Lis."
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"I'm gonna stow away underwater and go where the pool goes."
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"No way, man. One day of summer's all we're budgeted for."
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"Dad?"
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"Dad?"
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"Dad, as you know, we've been swimming."
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"And we've developed a taste for it."
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"We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go."
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"Now, before you respond, understand that your refusal..."
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"...would result in months and months of:"
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"I understand."
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"Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk."
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"Over here we have the Hick Tub, the Insta-Rust."
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"That's the Lightning Magnet."
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"- That's the Tinkler. - The Tinkler."
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"I like the sound of that. We'll take it."
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"Is it true we should wait at least an hour after eating before we go in?"
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"All right, everybody in the pool!"
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"Hello, Mrs. Bart."
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"Bart, are all these children friends of yours?"
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"Friends and well-wishers, yes."
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"People! People, it's time we all discussed the pool-safety rules."
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"Jump, Bart, jump!"
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"Hey, Bart! Your epidermis is showing!"
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"It is?"
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"So technically it's true. That's what makes it so funny."
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"Get this kid a magazine, stat."
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"I'm sorry, that leg's gonna have to come off."
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"I'm afraid you'll need a cast on that broken bone."
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"Isn't it amazing, the same day you got a pool..."
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"...is the same day we realized we liked you?"
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"The timing worked out great, don't you think?"
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"- Milhouse! - Hi, Bart."
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"Faithful Milhouse. You'll spend the long, hot days by my side, won't you?"
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"I think I lost my glasses in your pool. I better go in and find them."
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"- But you're wearing your glasses. - No, I'm not."
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"Maybe I should keep him company, at least for a little while."
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"Well, it looks like it's just you and me, Barty boy."
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"Great. I get to spend the summer with my brain."
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"...with a garbage bag taped around your cast?"
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"Traitors! Go on and have your pool! I'm fine by myself right here."
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"You know, this isn't so bad."
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"...with an old friend called television."
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"Good evening. Tonight my guest is AFL-CIO Chairman George Meany..."
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"...who will be discussing collective-bargaining agreements."
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