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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpsons Bible Stories (S10E10)

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"And as we pass the collection plate..."
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"A chocolate bunny?"
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"- Well, hello. - Aren't you hurt?"
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"Looks like God made you out of my sexiest rib."
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"Don't mind if I do."
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"Hi-diddly-ho, paradise dwellers!"
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"- Oh, Adam, you're too kind. - No, you're too kind and wise and righteous."
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"You got it, Eve."
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"to avoid that temptation if I had a few extra wives."
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"Oh, how cute."
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"Let's call this little guy a groundhog."
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"Please stop eating that. God's going to be furious."
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"Mmm, well, it is a sin to waste food."
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"Yes, God."
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"Yeah. Just like yesterday."
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"One whole rib and still standing. Well, aren't you the plucky one, sir?"
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"- Come on! - Oh, poor Eve."
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"I'm toiling. What does it look like?"
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"Oh, shut up! You are so banished."
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"Hey, now let's not do anything rash. God is love, right?"
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"and ever, a''-"
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"Who did this?"
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"Take him away, boys."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Hey, Pharaoh, those half-pint slaves are ''exodusing'' as we speak."
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"Aw, nuts."
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"Look, nobody likes a crybaby, okay? You just splash him back."
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"So, what's next for the Israelites? Land of milk and honey?"
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"They each claim ownership of this pie."
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"Ow. Dad, you're sitting on my arm."
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"I'm bored. Send in my jester."
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"Hey, hey, King David! How ya doin'?"
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"Well, wait a minute. I got something on the Canaanites."
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"Wow."
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"All right. It's giant-slaying time."
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"Hmm."
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"I'm not afraid of you, Goliath. Before, I was arrogant."
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"Huh?"
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"Anyhoo, now that I'm your king again-"
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"Rejoice, good people.! Goliath the Terrible shall rule no more.!"
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"- But Goliath was the greatest king we ever had. - Wha-"
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"It's the rapture! And I never knew true love."
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"D'oh!"
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"please give as though the person next to you were watching."
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"Oh, man."
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"This is the hottest Easter ever."
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"Even that praying mantis is losing it."
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"Thank you, Helen."
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"And thank you all for your kind contrib-"
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"Who put this wicked idol in the collection plate?"
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"Relax. I found it in the Dumpster."
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"Perhaps we need a hefty dose of the good book."
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"''In the beginning''-"
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"Excuse me, Reverend. It's hard to hear you with those fans going."
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"Well, let's get those off then."
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"''In the beginning..."
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"God created the heavens and the Earth. ''"
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"What a beautiful garden."
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"- It's almost like paradise. - Heads up.!"
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"Whee!"
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"Of course not. There's no pain in the Garden of Eden."
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"Hey, you must be Eve."
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"Mmm, I guess."
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"- Speaking of ribs, is there any grub around here? - Is there!"
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"Good morning, Adam. Any bacon for you then?"
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"- - Good morning, Lord. I just have to compliment you..."
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"on this beautifully crafted mate."
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"I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend."
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"Oh, please! You're gonna give me a swelled head."
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"I just stopped by to see if you needed anything."
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"Well, some general-interest magazines would be nice."
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"- There you go. - Oh, thanks."
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"Well, I better skedaddle. Oh, there's one more weensy little thing."
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"See that tree over there? I hate to be a bossy Betty..."
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"See that tree over there? I hate to be a bossy Betty..."
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"but I have to forbid you to eat its fruit."
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"No problem, Lord. And it would be even easier..."
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"I'm just sayin'."
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"- Sorry, I already gave him a name: land monster. - Really?"
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"Branch monster."
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"Please, please, call me Snake."
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"Yo, have you dudes sampled this fruit?"
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"It's, like, God's private stash."
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"But he said it was forbidden."
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"And, well, that was the last of- Egad!"
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"You're pretty uptight for a naked chick."
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"You know what would loosen you up? A little fruit."
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"And you keep saying we need to do things together."
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"Eve, did you taste of the forbidden fruit?"
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"Uh, um- Uh, I think we should see other people."
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"You heard me. Vamoose!"
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"Oh! Usually a mink massage makes me feel better."
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"But something's missing now."
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"I didn't say stop."
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"Lovely day in paradise, isn't it?"
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"Today I'm featuring mouthwatering pork ribs. Tuck in then."
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"Oh. I gave a rib to Eve, and now she's gone forever."
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"What are you doing out there in that horrible place?"
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"Oh, this is my fault. I should have stood up for you during that whole ''Applegate'' thing."
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"Well, it's a little late for apologies now."
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"Don't say that. Maybe I can sneak you back in."
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"I mean, God can't be everywhere at once, right?"
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"Somebody order a hole?"
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"Ooh, that's a tight squeeze."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"- Are you okay? - I'll be fine."
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"Just give me a second to-"
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"Come on, Eve.! Hurry.!"
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"I love you even more than the butterscotch pond or the porno bush."
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"So! This is how you repay me, Adam!"
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"And after I created my fingers to the bone for you. I-"
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