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Clips from The Simpsons - Krusty Gets Busted (S01E01)

"I know we haven't had much luck shooting you out of this cannon,"
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"Comedy, thy name is Krusty."
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"Perhaps a little something for the trip back to the cash register."
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"Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream."
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"Or as I call 'em, the Gruesome Twosome."
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"- Ow, my foot, you lousy, stupid, clumsy-- - Sorry, pal."
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"You can emerge now from my chips."
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"Hey, hey, what's goin' on here?"
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"Krusty the Clown, you're under arrest for armed robbery."
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"- No, no! Which one is the robber? - Oh, definitely number..."
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"Simpson."
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"- Simpson! - four."
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"Hmm. Very thorough."
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"I was down at the Kwik-E-Mart minding my own business when-- Ooh, ooh, ooh, the news!"
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"Why did the clown cross the road? To rob a Kwik-E-Mart."
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"The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see..."
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"- Hand over all your money in a paper bag. - Oh, Krusty, how could you?"
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"- You're my best friend. - Thanks, Krusty."
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"- Uh, what kind of gun did you use? - Did you use an accomplice?"
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"And his feet, they're so small."
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"Say it ain't so, Krusty."
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"Oh, come on, Dad. You got to listen to me."
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"Doh!"
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"Who'd have guessed they were inspired by an insane criminal genius?"
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"Hey, right here! Krusty souvenirs! Buy 'em and burn 'em!"
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"Good people,"
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"But please, just a few words of caution."
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"Now, we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze,"
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"All right, all right. See this, Krusty? This is a B."
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"But now, destiny has thrust me into the center ring."
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"In the coming weeks, you will notice some rather sweeping changes in our program."
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"Don't ask me why. It's just a feeling I have."
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"I think I can prove Krusty's innocent, but I need your help."
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"So, I don't have a pacemaker."
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"Hey, hey. This is not a lending library!"
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"And now, in the words of Mr. Cole Porter."
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"Evey time we say good-bye"
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"- We see your face on key chains. - And water-action pens."
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"- And snow domes. - This is all very exciting,"
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"Here you go-- three tickets. Be my guests."
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"- Whom do you love? - Sideshow Bob!"
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"Hmm. Well, perhaps we can shed some light..."
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"- And shot you out of a cannon. - And shot me out of a cannon."
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"- See that? Krusty wore big floppy shoes,"
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"His hackneyed shenanigans robbed me of my dignity for years."
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"They were smart enough to catch me!"
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"Well, we... made..."
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"a terrible, terrible mistake."
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"I'm man enough to admit I was wrong, and I'm sorry I fingered you in court."
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"Hey, kids!"
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"Who do you love?"
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"- Krusty! - How much do you love me?"
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"With all our hearts!"
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"What would you do if I went off the air?"
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"We'd kill ourselves!"
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"What's that, Sideshow Bob?"
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"This is Brittany and today's her birthday?"
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"Well, happy birthday, Brittany!"
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"How do you want to celebrate? Do you want me to sing you a birthday song?"
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"Or do you want me to shoot Sideshow Bob out of a cannon?"
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"The cannon. The cannon."
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"- The cannon. The cannon. - The cannon."
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"Sorry, Sideshow Bob,"
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"but it's her special birthday wish!"
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"but maybe that's because we haven't used enough..."
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"gunpowder!"
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"Don't blame me."
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"Hey, kids, it's time for Itchy and Scratchy!"
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"They fight, they bite They bite and fight and bite"
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"Fight, fight, fight Bite, bite, bite"
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"The Itchy and Scratchy Show"
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"Oh, my! All this senseless violence."
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"- I don't understand its appeal. - We don't expect you to, Mom."
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"Y'ello."
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"Hello, Homie. I was hoping you could pick up..."
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"a half-gallon of premium ice cream on your way home from work."
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"Ooh, premium-- Wait a minute. Why?"
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"- Anybody home? - Ooh, I've got to go, Homer."
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"My sisters are here."
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"Oh, eight carousels! We're in for a real treat."
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"Hello, steady customer. How are you this evening, sir?"
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"How ya doin', Apu?"
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"Mmm, chocolate."
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"Ooh, double chocolate."
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"What's the matter, sir?"
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"The reason I look unhappy is that tonight..."
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"I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters."
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"Hand over all your money in a paper bag."
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"Yes, yes. I know the procedure for armed robbery."
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"I do work in a convenience store, you know."
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"- This is our tour group. - Mm-hmm."
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"- This is a Mexican delicacy called a taco platter. - Mmm, delicious."
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"- This is Selma taking a siesta. - "Ay, carumba!""
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"And he had a big nose."
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"No, bigger. And big red hair that came out to--"
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"- Yeah, yeah, like that! - Well, it is a simple, charcoal rendering, but, uh,"
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"It's the guy from TV!"
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"My kid's hero, Cruddy, Crummy-- Krusty the Clown!"
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"Ahh."
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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say--"
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"- Ready, Mr. Simpson? - Yes, sir."
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"Send in the clowns."
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"Well, if the crime is making me laugh, they're all guilty!"
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"And this is Selma..."
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"dropping of four vacation film to be developed."
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"Thus concludes our Mexican odyssey."
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"I'm home, everybody!"
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"-Oh, goody gumdrops. -You missed the whole slide show, Homer."
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"Oh, fantastic. Marge, you're never gonna believe what happened."
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"Springfield's number one news team..."
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"Good evening, I'm Scott Christian. Kent Brockman is off tonight."
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"The news story behind that enigmatic half-joke right after this commercial message."
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"Wait a minute. Bart, you know that guy on your lunch box?"
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"Oh, you mean, Krusty the Clown?"
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"- He's sort of a hero of yours, isn't he? - Are you kidding?"
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"He's my idol. I've based my whole life on Krusty's teachings."
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"- Uh, maybe you'd better run off to bed. - Krusty the Clown is behind bars..."
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"after a daring twilight robbery of a local Kwik-E-Mart."
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"- Krusty! - Oh, no!"
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"Earlier this evening, the Springfield SWAT team..."
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