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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge on the Lam (S05E05)

"- Maybe it's the TV. - Stupid TV. Be more funny! [ Grunts ]"
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"over to Troy McClure."
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"[ Deep Sigh ]"
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"public television can't afford to bring you such award-winning shows as..."
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"Where are the Geraldos? Where are the Eubankses-ses?"
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"- The ballet? Whoo-hoo! - You like ballet?"
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"" [ Humming With Calliope Music ]"
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"Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in..."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just give me the serum."
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"- Hey, Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home? - I can't."
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"Hmm?"
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"Mmm, invisible cola."
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"[ Grunting, Straining ]"
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"Just a little more--"
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"Hello? Can I get some help?"
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"Snack-related mishap."
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"[ Loud Sigh ] Sure, Homer."
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"Well, see ya."
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"Mmm. Hey, wait!"
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"- Vyachepov's loins oughta be outlawed. - [ Giggling ]"
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"A little mincing would be nice."
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"[ All Gasp ]"
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"[ Applause ]"
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"Oh, I'm going to have these things on my arms forever."
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"[ Guests Cheering ]"
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"I'm gonna have to saw your arms off."
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"Homer, are you just holding on to the can?"
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"- Your point being? -[ Men Laughing ]"
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"- I envy you and Homer. - Thank you."
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"- Your point being? - And to top it off, he's been stiffing me..."
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"on child support for the last four months."
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"''Mrs. Simpson: While we were rescuing your husband, a lumberyard burned down.''"
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"Homer, please. You know it's hard for me to make friends."
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"[ All Screaming ]"
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"- Where're you going? - I don't know."
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"- Have a blast, Mom. - Rock the Casbah."
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"Tonight has nothing to do with nice. Tonight's all about--"
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"" Welcome to thejungle We got fun and games ""
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"There's nothing to feel ashamed of here. Women have a right to a night out. Right, Lisa?"
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"Sure, Dad. [ Imitates Whip Cracking ]"
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"Marge is not the only one who can have a girls' night out."
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"Hey, Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter."
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"Oh, Lisa. Haven't you seen Home Alone?"
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"You're absolutely right, Homer. We don't need a babysitter."
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"Wait a second. Mmm."
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"[ Marge ] Oh, I've heard a lot about Shot Kickers."
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"Hey, baby. Feel like getting lucky?"
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"Look at him. He's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood for you."
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"- What are you doing here? - I'm here with my nephews."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"Ooh, Jet. Whoo-hoo! It's Garrett Morris's birthday."
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"[ Gasps ] You're not gonna hunt me for sport are you?"
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"My husband, on the other hand."
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"Homer and I used to come up here on dates."
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"You know, Marge, of all the places we've been tonight..."
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"Okay. I should get home to my daughter before that naked talk show comes on."
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"The old make-out place."
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"it's just no fun without Marge."
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"- What are you doing here? - My wife's having a girls' night out."
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"Huh. Their left taillight's a little smaller than their right one."
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"- I think they want us to stop. - Fat chance."
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"- This car's stolen. - Stolen?"
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"Looks like we got ourselves an old-fashioned car chase."
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"" Brighter than a lucky penny when you're near ""
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""The rain clouds disappear dear and I feel so fine ""
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"Ruth, is there something you wanna tell me?"
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"We're in pursuit of two female suspects."
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"She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet."
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"- [ Groans ] - Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this."
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"Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out."
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"These are professional lawmen and--"
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"Oh, my God! It just disappeared. It's a ghost car!"
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"- Hold me. - Only if you hold me."
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"- [ Coyote Howling ] - [ Shivering ]"
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"- Hey. You're a good friend, Marge. - Mmm."
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"If there's one thing decent folk do, it's stick together."
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"Ruth, I've done a lot of thinking, and I really consider you a friend."
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"Don't touch my stuff!."
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"Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum back in pursuit of the rebelling women."
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"- [ Man On Radio ] All right. Your current location? - Oh. Uh, I'm a--"
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"Um, aw, geez. Trees, shrubs."
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"I'm directly under the Earth's sun... now."
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"- [ Gasps ] - Cool."
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"I always knew someday Mom would violently rise up..."
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"and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion."
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"leading to anarchy of biblical proportions."
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"Ruth, that's a lot of hooey."
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"I'm sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub."
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"[ Kiss ] Ew."
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"and forced him to pay all back child support."
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"Lionel Hutz, a.k.a. Miguel Sanchez, a.k.a. Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc..."
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"wanton destruction of precious antique cans."
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"She was ordered to pay 50 cents to replace the cans..."
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"and $2,000 in punitive damages and mental anguish."
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"Homer Simpson was remanded to the custody of the United States Army..."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked..."
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"and the children are pink-cheeked and robust."
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"What the hell's so funny?"
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"where the smiles are free, don't you know..."
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"Sven Inqvist studied the menu."
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"Finally, he ordered the same thing he has every day."
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"[ Laughter]"
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"Well, sir, I think it is time to turn this pledge drive..."
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"I can't keep up this pace forever."
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as..."
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"''Out with Gout '88'' and ''Let's Save Tony Orlando's House.''"
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"Folks, do you realize without your support..."
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"I'm afraid sorry doesn't cut it with this pope."
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"- Oh-ho. -[ Phone Ringing ]"
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"What the hell? Oh, we got a call."
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"- Hello. What's your name? - Marge Simpson."
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"Marge, it's public TV. They never have anything good."
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"They need our support. Besides, they gave me two tickets to the ballet."
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"Marjorie, please. I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew."
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"Ahh, ballet."
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"[ Laughing ] Yeah!"
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"" [ Continues ]"
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"I was wondering if you had a power sander I could borrow."
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