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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer vs. Dignity (S12E12)

"#To you ##"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"I'm going to get one of those bumper stickers..."
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"that informs strangers of that fact."
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"Love you."
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"I just buckled down and studied."
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"I was trying to breed the hamster with the lizard..."
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"to create an unholy supercreature..."
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"While the kids are out getting their nits picked, we can have our own private "cootie call.""
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"#They're getting away #"
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"Your playing, while technically proficient, lacks passion."
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"# Spanish eyes #"
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"#Teardrops are falling from your Spanish eyes ##"
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"When did this happen?"
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"Dad, what happened to the backseat?"
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"Which I spent on a novelty horn."
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"Mr. Simpson, you're a dollar overdrawn."
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"You know how it is with cops. I'll get shot three days before retirement."
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"- In the business we call it "retirony." - What if you don't get shot?"
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"- Just give the word, and I'll cut him off. - I couldn't ask you to do that."
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"What's interesting is you'll continue losing money even after you're dead."
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"Your grave sites will go untended and vandalized."
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"- I'm a financial planner, not a financial consultant. - Sorry."
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"Sir, I have a small personal request."
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"A show about a doll?"
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"Curses. It's jammed."
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"Oh, I... concur."
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"Word-a-day Calendar."
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"Something to solve my money woes."
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"Here's your chance, Homer. Mr. Burns just..."
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"You have 30 seconds to wow me."
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"Well, sir-You see, sir, I've worked here a long time..."
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"- Hurl this at that. - At Lenny? But he's a war hero."
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"That was capital. My lung is aching."
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"I liked when I threw the pudding."
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"- Whoo-hoo! - Hey!"
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"There."
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"Look at that comic book fellow calmly eating candy like a Spaniard."
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"Time for monkey to shine."
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"Uh, no, thanks. I'll just eat it here."
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"# Sold separately #"
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"# I find you poseable #"
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"Okay, now!"
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"Little help? Little help, please."
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"I made a boom-boom."
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"Here you are, my good man."
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"Ooh, yes, sir."
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"You're such a good provider. Kids, come on."
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"- Hey, Dad. Can I have some money for a panda cone? - Gah!"
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"Oh, that's the heart of the bit."
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"Don't be shy. That-a-girl."
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"Oh, I think she's getting ready to-"
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"25 skiddoo."
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"Well, it looks like Sim Sim is a little frisky today."
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"- Aaah! - Don't worry, folks. Because of their thick, thick hides..."
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"Ow!"
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"Yea!"
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"With any luck, folks, these two will become very, very close, if you know what I mean."
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"Aaah!"
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"Oh, look. She's presenting. We thought this would take years to happen."
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"Dad? The panda was you?"
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"So this is your mysterious new job for Mr. Burns."
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"He doesn't want your dirty money."
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"- I retract my statement. - Ha!"
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"But what should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?"
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"Yeah, right. It's time to rebuild my self-esteem."
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"Oh, good Lord! What a week!"
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"It's okay."
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"We do a little Thanksgiving Day parade around here..."
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"- Hold still. - I'm so proud."
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"My dad will be the grand finale of the Thanksgiving Day parade."
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"Ho, ho, ho! Merry-"
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"Well, looks like another beautiful 80-degree Thanksgiving Day..."
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"thanks to global warming."
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"- Isn't that right, Leeza Gibbons? - That's right, Kent Brockman."
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"Ah, Springfield gets the lamest balloons."
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"Look, it's the Noid. Avoid the Noid. He ruins pizzas."
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"- He just has to. - Something tells me he is."
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"- Say, Leeza. Do you like gingerbread? - No, not really."
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"Well, then you'll love this next float."
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"It's an all-gingerbread desk set."
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"Yea!"
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"Ho, ho, ho! Merry everyone!"
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"Silence, monkey. Now that you're Father Christmas..."
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"And here's the float everyone's been waiting for."
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"Oh, he was supposed to be throwing out toys..."
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"Ah, the doctor said I could take this patch off five minutes a day."
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"Oh, no. Here come the gulls!"
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"Ow!"
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"Oh, Dad. You sold your soul."
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"# Happy first "A" #"
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"- Hey! - Yes!"
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"Now that our son is an honor student..."
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"Just a cotton-pickin' minute. I've been getting A's since Gymboree."
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"- What do you want? A medal? - You gave Bart one."
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"An "A" in astronomy. How'd you do it?"
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"- No, really. - Well..."
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"it all started last week in Krabappel's class."
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"when I saw an even worse crime against nature."
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"- Oh, you talk too much. Let's do it on Martin's desk. - It is usually the cleanest."
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"Anything else. And for the first time in my life, education was the answer."
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"- "Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars-" - Come on, Edna. Don't be tardy!"
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""Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.""
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"So when I took the test, the answers were stuck in my brain."
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"- It was like a whole different kind of cheating. - Well, we couldn't be prouder."
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"Excuse me, sir. Your credit card has been rejected."
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"Deadbeat. Deadbeat. Deadbeat. - Oh, how embarrassing."
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"Okay. So we can't pay for your precious food."
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"# Ba la bamba ##"
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"- Can we go now? - No, no."
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"Fine. You want passion? I'll give you passion."
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"# Blue #"
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"I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hoboes."
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"Maybe we should talk to a financial planner."
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"Financial panther, eh?"
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"Get him, Sheba!"
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"I'm on board."
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"Well, I see you have several mortgages..."
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"- Consider it done. - Based on these figures..."
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"I'm afraid you'll need to declare bankruptcy... several times."
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