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Clips from The Simpsons - Weekend at Burnsie's (S13E13)

"D'oh!"
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"There's nothing to be afraid of."
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"Shoo! Shoo!"
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"Yeah, I did it! Marge is in the house!"
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"Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!"
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"It was that golden weekend between"
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"summer school and regular school."
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"Uh-oh. Crotch the weed, man."
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"Incense, peppermints"
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"It died with an awful sound"
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"unless I testify against you."
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"I could walk up to the president"
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"Alizarian crimson"
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"Wear your love like heaven"
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"Wear your love like heaven"
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"Hello?"
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"Dad, I thought you didn't like her saxophone."
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"Dad, it's 1:00 a. m. and I'm out of saliva!"
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"to re-criminalize medicinal marijuana."
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"Well, I hope the investors like it."
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"As soon as I graduate, I am so out of here!"
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"Dude, your mom is hot."
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"You've got to run like an antelope out of control"
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"Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run"
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"I want my old dad back. The one who was yelling all the time and..."
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"What's the matter, Homer? You're drunk."
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"Now, we're ordering out. What would you like on your pizza pie?"
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""So, profit margins will be thinner"
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"You mean that guy on 60 Minutes who yells all the time?"
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"Now, both again."
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"Now, all three."
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"Excellent."
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"ENGLISH - US - PSDH"
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"The Simpsons"
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"All right, family."
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"Who can guess what's different about dinner tonight?"
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"Same old garbage."
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"Oh, you two."
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"We're eating genetically modified vegetables."
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"Look how big they are!"
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"This corn doesn't look so big."
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"That's baby corn."
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"What?"
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"American corporations should stop playing God with nature."
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"They're all grown by the vegetable division of Union Carbide."
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"Mom, my potato is eating a carrot!"
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"That's it. From now on, I'm growing all our vegetables myself."
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"Go away! Go away!"
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"What you doing, Mom?"
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"I've tried heckling them. I've tried jeckling them."
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"It's time I made myself a scarecrow."
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"Go away! Go away!"
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""... in God, the Father Almighty"
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""Creator of heaven and earth... ""
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""Heaven and earth... " Where were we? Now I'm lost."
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"I will be soon. Because it needs some cleaning!"
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"Huh?"
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"I'll regroup at Red Lobster."
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"You ain't pretty no more!"
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"Look. I've made some friends. Now, go do my bidding!"
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"Uh... Whatever it may be."
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"So, Lisa says by killing their enemy I became the alpha crow."
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"I got to admit. I'm kind of nervous here."
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"We haven't seen Barney since they enveloped him."
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"I'm sure he'll turn up. Look, here's one of his buttons."
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"All right, that's it. Get them out of here! This ain't no crow bar!"
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"This is a crow bar! See? They got the little stools and everything."
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"That's Russell Crow, Cameron Crow,"
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"Crow Diddley, Hume Crow-nyn, Gregory Peck."
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"Homer, I'm very uncomfortable having"
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"a gang of crows in our bedroom."
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"It's a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder."
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"I'm sleeping on the couch."
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"Drop it in! Don't cram it in! Forget it! I'll do it myself."
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"Aw, look. Maggie wants to fly, too."
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"Hey! Cut it out! Put her down!"
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"Thank God you're okay."
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"Okay, that was not cool. We need to lay down some ground rules."
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"We'll get to that! Right now, I think we need some time apart!"
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"All right, that's it! Shoo, you stupid crows!"
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"That is not a worm!"
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"Ow! Ow! I hate getting stitches in my eyes! Stupid crows!"
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"Don't be mad at the crows, Homer."
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"They weren't trying to blind you."
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"They were just trying to drink your sweet, sweet eye juices."
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"Mmm. Fascinating. Say, Doctor,"
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"can you do something about my searing pain?"
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"Well, there is a medication. Although, it's a little controversial."
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"Does it go in the butt?"
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"I'm talking about medicinal marijuana."
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"Prescription pot. Texas THC."
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"Look, man, I don't do drugs!"
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"Homer, for your eyes, the best tonic is chronic."
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"You're not afraid, are you?"
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"I had a bad experience with drugs."
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"Hey, Homer, want to smoke some marijuana?"
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"They say it's a gateway drug."
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"Well, well. If it isn't the Doobie Brothers."
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"Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?"
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"For me, the '60s ended that day in 1978."
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"But, Homer, you can't let a single bad experience"
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"scare you away from drugs."
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"But isn't marijuana, or "dope," illegal?"
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"Only for those who enjoy it."
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"Medical use of marijuana is legal in this state."
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"We'll also provide you with a prescription bong."
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"Do you want the wizard or the skull?"
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"Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind"
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"Okay, let's see. "Toke as needed."
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""Caution, objects may appear more edible than they actually are. ""
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"Incense, peppermints"
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"What's that billowing down the stairs?"
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"It's smoke!"
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"It smells like the art teacher's office."
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"Smoke on the water"
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"Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Da-da-da-da-da!"
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"They burned down the gambling house"
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"I am hungry for a candy bar"
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