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Clips from The Simpsons - Grade School Confidential (S08E08)

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"[Skinner On P.A.] And, finally..."
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"has been canceled due to confusion."
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"It's hard enough to keep the kids awake without you, Seymour."
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"the anniversary of my portentous birth!"
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"- Here you are, Nelson! - [Blows Raspberry]"
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"All right, men, get ready to blast off."
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"- Okay, Mr. President. - Bart, this is boring."
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"If we're seen there, it'll definitely take our social standing down a notch."
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"Oh, I'm not the kind of magician who does tricks."
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"as I make this remainder-"
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"But seven goes into 28 four times."
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"Uh- This is a magic seven!"
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"- Mind if I sit down? - Eh! It's a free country."
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"I collect matchbooks from glamorous nightclubs."
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"- To poor decisions. - Hear! Hear!"
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"[Siren Blaring]"
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"Bart, how come you're not sick?"
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"- More tea, Edna? - What kind of little boy has a tea set?"
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm. Very much."
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"[Bart] You are never gonna guess what I saw at Martin's party after you guys left!"
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"- You know that playhouse? Well, l- - Good gravy!"
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"That's the best you can do?"
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"You could've at least said you were giving her C.P.R., or rehearsing a play."
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"Is it too late to say that?"
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"I've discovered what true happiness can be, Edna."
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"Seymour, swallow that applesauce and kiss me!"
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"I'm afraid I already swallowed it while you were talking."
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"There's Ralph. He knows the score!"
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"Oh, heck! Life's too short for fire safety. Let's go outside and pick wildflowers."
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"[Cheering]"
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"[Skinner On P.A.] Bart Simpson to the principal's office, posthaste."
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"## [Humming Classical]"
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"I don't think I have to tell you it's for her eyes only."
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"So, I need you to keep her busy for a few hours..."
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"Now, this is called a Lady Baltimore cake."
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"- Okay. That one. - No!"
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"- Ow! - You can't have that one! That's a coconut cake!"
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"- Bart! - Oh! [Gagging, Swallowing]"
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"Listen up, everybody! Follow me!"
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"[Sherri And Terri] What's going on, huh?"
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"Um-"
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"- [Gasping] - And swearing!"
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"Father! Uncle Apu! A teacher was in the closet with the principal."
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"They were naked in the closet together."
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"[Chuckling] And I saw one of the babies. And the baby looked at me."
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"So, what'll it be, Seymour?"
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"Well, I'm sorry. But I can't give up the woman I love."
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"You're fired. Edna too."
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"It's going to be hard to say good-bye to all of you. We've had a lot of fun together."
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"Nelson, Nelson, Nelson. How many kids have you beaten up this year?"
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"Mm-mmm. It's Mr. Skinner now."
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"for the awkward position Edna and I put you in."
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"Your-Your help made our love possible."
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"I don't know what we'll do without you."
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"Now, so long."
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"All right, people, we've got an escaped octopus on the roof of Springfield Elementary."
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"- Let's roll! Two cameras! - [Woman] Let's go! Come on! Come on!"
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"A love story."
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"[Bullhorn] It was- [Turns Off Bullhorn] It was in my pocket."
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"Now, cut the power and hit 'em with the lights!"
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"- [Ringing] - [Grunting]"
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"- Talk to me. - You have got to end this thing, Seymour."
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"We're not coming down until our jobs are reinstated..."
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"and you acknowledge and celebrate our love."
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"and tell every man, woman and child that I love Edna Krabappel!"
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"It was a good idea, Bart. But it's just not working."
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"Excuse me, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here."
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"What are you people talking about?"
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"And the fact is, I haven't- [Gasps]"
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"I am a virgin."
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"I'm inclined to agree."
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"[Clearing Throat] Okay, well, um-"
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"Edna, Seymour, in light of these, uh, revelations..."
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"- Do we have our jobs back? - What? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Sure."
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"I'm outta here! Skinny, Crabby, catch you later."
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"We want to thank you for helping us through a difficult period."
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"trying to build a private relationship in public-"
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"you're going to learn that sometimes romances don't turn out..."
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"## [Chorus Singing]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"the bake sale to raise money for the car wash..."
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"Well, that concludes this morning's announcements. I'm Seymour Skinner."
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"And stand by to resume learning in five..."
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"- four, three, two- - Ugh!"
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"- [Firecrackers Exploding] - [Kids Screaming]"
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"Mrs. Krabappel, I also have an announcement to make!"
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"- Can't it wait till I retire? - Um- [Clears Throat]"
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"I want one and all to join me in celebrating..."
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"- Here you are, Nelson. - A birthday party?"
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"- Here you are, Nelson! - I said- [Blows Raspberry]"
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"Whoo! We're in orbit now!"
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"What's that? A call from the president? Hello?"
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"[Imitating Richard Nixon] Uh, yes. Let me just say this about that."
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"[Homer] There's some dangerous crab grass growing here."
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"- We're what now? Three? - Three-and-a-half."
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"We get beat up, but we get an explanation."
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"Beautiful colors. Never has- [Muffled]"
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"[Dings]"
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"- Bart! - [Swallowing] Uh, Mrs. K?"
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"Hey, it's Saturday! Your powers are useless against me."
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"- Don't think of me as a teacher. - Okay."
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"Hmm."
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"- [Laughing] - [Crying] Mama!"
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"- I'm a mathemagician! - [Groaning]"
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"[Speaking In Deep Voice] disappear. [Chuckling]"
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"- Edna! - Seymour."
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"- l-I don't follow you. - Oh! Just sit down, Seymour."
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"It might be nice to talk to a grown-up for a change."
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"Well, this party is certainly a break in my routine."
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"You know, normally I spend my Saturdays..."
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"carefully laying out my clothes for the following week."
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"Then I stroll down to the car wash to see if Gus is there."
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"Oh, yeah. You've gotta keep busy."
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"It's amazing. If you just write to them and ask them nicely-"
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"But then I was a very depressed child."
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"- [Guzzling] - [Woman] Seymour! I told you..."
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"not to play in the neighbor's yard!"
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"It's a party, Mother. I was invited."
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"Well, then I must have been invited too."
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