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Clips from The Simpsons - Saturdays of Thunder (S03E03)

"[ Chorus ] ##Ahh, the Simpsons ##"
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"[ Announcer] Products you could only imagine before."
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"The Foam Dome."
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"TheJet Walker."
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"That baby changed our lives."
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"I'm actor Troy McClure."
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"[ Riviera ] Yes, but unfortunately a century of neglect..."
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"With one application of Spiffy..."
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"Ahh!"
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"I'm offering three bottles--"
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"I'm afraid you're gonna have to do better, Doctor."
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"I can't find the safety goggles for the power saw."
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"Okay. Okay, calm down."
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"[ Marge ] Homer, can you get the door? It's my sisters."
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"[ Grumbling ] Coming over here--"
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"- Ed Asner? - No, next to him."
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"Expiration date,June 1 989..."
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"Homer, are you ordering junk off the TV again?"
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"Oh, sure, great idea."
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"- Yes. - How much?"
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"Mm-mm-mm."
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"Just do one thing for me."
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"Ooh."
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"Football's Greatest Injuries."
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"Oh, now Henry Winkler, there's a father."
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"when the Gazelle was stopped in his tracks..."
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"by a big cat named Wayne Shashefski."
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"Well, there's the fat kid with the thing."
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"The little wiener who's always got his hands in his pockets."
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"Question two. ''Who is your son's hero?''"
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"- He hasn't done that since he was two. - Then he has no hobbies."
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"- What? - Do you have any hobbies?"
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"- No, not really. - Well, that's what I--"
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"- Dave speaking. - I'm Homer Simpson. I just took your test."
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"I got a zero."
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"Good Lord! A zero? Lana, cancel my 1 :00."
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"Mr. Simpson, we'll send a wood-paneled station wagon over for you immediately."
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"As three-time derby champ Ronnie Beck says..."
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"If he's as smart as he is funny, I'm sold."
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"you preachy, egg-headed institute guy."
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"- Homer, meet Dave,Jr. - Huh?"
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"How's your research, son?"
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"- I've never been afraid of hard work. - That's the spirit."
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"- What boy? - Your son."
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"Bart, I'm gonna help you build that racer."
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"No! I'm gonna do it."
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"never needed his dad's help."
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"Come on, Dad. It would be weird."
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"This isn't working at all. It's hopeless."
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"he will always do the opposite.'' Huh?"
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"That sounds too complicated."
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"You know, Marge, that Bart is a little miracle--"
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"his winning smile, his button nose, his fat little stomach..."
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"[ Trumpet Fanfare ]"
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"- I like our chances, son. - Ugh!"
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"- but you should at least consult him about it. - D'oh!"
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"He's my son, and if he doesn't wanna wear one, you can't make him."
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"Okay, fine. I wanna get out of here sometime today."
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"Hey..."
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"It took me months to steal that bumper."
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"- You nervous, son? - Don't worry, Dad."
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"''Gravity is my copilot.''"
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"Could I have another--"
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"will require you to be in a cast for six weeks."
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"That means I can't possibly race."
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"Save your palliative cliches for the next poor sap, Doctor."
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"- Way to cheat death. - Thanks, Bart."
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"You had the best stick there."
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"you see before you."
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"I'm pulling you out of school for two weeks--"
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"It's slow, it's ugly, it handles like a shopping cart."
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"- Dad-- - Go on and win. Go on and win without your dad."
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"Martin, your bone is healing nicely."
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"You gotta come. I just got your hat out of the fridge."
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"- Sorry. - Don't you have something to say to Bart?"
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"[ Homer] No. Can't think of a thing."
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"[ Fanfare Playing ]"
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"and welcome to an event that harkens back..."
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"Martin. Martin!"
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"''Who is your son's hero?''"
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"Wow. I'm one question away from being a perfect father."
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"''Name another dad you talk to about parenting.''"
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"Hold on, son. I'm a-comin'."
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"My friend and I have a bet."
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"Do it for your old man, boy."
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"Simpson, prepare to die."
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"Let's rock."
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"to drop the green flag-- our beloved mayor..."
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"No quarter given; none asked."
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"since the French carried Lucky Lindy off on their shoulders..."
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"three-time soap box derby champion, Ronnie Beck."
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"Seeing you out there brought back a lot of memories."
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"Thanks, Mr. Beck."
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"but someone was riding with me in spirit."
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"No, son, you earned it."
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"# Na-na, na-na-na #"
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"That's my boy. # Na-na, na-na-na #"
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"Shh!"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Mr. Sugar Cube."
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"You might remember me from such TV series as..."
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"and Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory..."
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"but I'm here to tell you about Spiffy..."
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"the 21 st century stain remover."
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"Let's meet the inventor-- Dr. Nick Riviera."
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"Thank you, Troy. Hi, everybody."
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"[ All ] Hi, Dr. Nick."
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"Troy, I brought with me the gravestone..."
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"of author and troubled soul, Edgar Allan Poe."
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"[ McClure ] One of our best writers."
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"has turned this tombstone into a depressing eyesore."
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"I guess we're gonna have to throw it away."
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"you'll think the body's still warm."
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"[ Audience ] Ooh!"
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"''Quoth the raven--'' What a shine!"
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"- Dad, you got a power drill? - In the garage."
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"enough to clean 1 ,000 tombstones--"
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"for only $39.95."
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