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Clips from The Simpsons - The Ned-Liest Catch (S22E22)

"Well done, the band."
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"Using our..."
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"Pumpkin stickers mean nothing to him!"
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"That's crazy talk."
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"It was an open hand. Does that help?"
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"But in laying a hand on a student,"
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"Rest assured, Mrs. Simpson,"
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"This is the Rubber Room,"
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"until the school board decides what to do with them."
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"Uh, no, no, they're spider eggs."
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"He'll know what to do."
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"Haven't you caused enough trouble?"
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"I have a lot of very important things to do."
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"Meet me in the bathroom."
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"That's why most of these people are here in the first place."
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"Did a volcano erupt in Candyland?"
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"we've ever been formally introduced. Anyhoo,"
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"Hmm."
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"to drop in to the Flanders Arms."
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"So, what say we have lunch?"
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"my Maudie's putting plastic on the clouds now."
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"Any chance I could see you again?"
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"♪ Now, I don't know where you come from, baby ♪"
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"♪ Don't know where you've been, my baby... ♪"
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"Where will I go?"
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"Let's see what you're hiding under this sweater."
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"but I'm a little, uh, you know..."
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"uncomfortable with premarital sex."
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"so we could say it without lying."
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"you'll find I'm well worth the wait."
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"Well, a little nibble won't hurt your appetite."
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"KEN BURNS: Episode 17: Muenster."
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"but you're that special."
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"That's right, I'm down to my wife-blesser."
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"you're going to be seeing me here a lot."
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"Snow days, strike days, half-day afternoons, and all summer long."
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"By the way-- you forgot to bring home your math worksheet."
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"That's the dog that's always eating your homework?"
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"Little help?"
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"Daddy will put Jack back in the box."
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"I thought we had a deal, man."
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"Actually, she sort of does."
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"Language."
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"And I'll just take my tumbleweed back."
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"Someone to put in my prayers."
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"Shut up."
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"Yeah, Edna's amazing."
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"Well Homer, you really put one over"
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"on old stupid Flanders, here."
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"I should order for the store."
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"Does ten sound like a lot to you?"
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"No leavin' until we all spook you on Edna's face."
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"And didn't the Easter Bunny himself say"
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"You sanctimonious prude."
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"So we're going to let the Internet decide."
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"Homie, it was Maggie."
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"♪ The Simpsons 22x22 ♪ The Ned-Liest Catch Original Air Date on May 22, 2011"
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"We're all bursting with pride"
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"after our girls' basketball team beat Shelbyville"
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"two-nothing in triple overtime!"
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"Now let's make some noise."
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"inside voices!"
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"Please welcome Springfield Elementary's own Lady Pumas!"
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"I'm sorry, but the team all got food poisoning"
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"at the pre-rally egg salad sandwich party."
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"Luckily, as equipment manager,"
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"I... was not... invited!"
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"No team? Oh, I guess"
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"I just have to give you all an hour of free play."
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"Let chaos reign!"
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"Excellent, Lisa. Free play cancelled."
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"No one cancels my free play!"
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"Sorry, man."
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"It's okay. Thanks for making me part of the revolution."
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"Edna, control your student!"
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"He's ruined more assemblies"
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"than the afternoon sun in the west window."
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"He's uncontrollable!"
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"Wee!"
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"Me bleachers"
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"have been weaponized!"
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"Abandon gym!"
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"Huh?"
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"You unrepentant little twerp!"
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"Oh, Edna."
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"Edna,"
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"we can tolerate mild alcoholism,"
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"leaving melted cheese in the microwave,"
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"even selling A's for cigarettes."
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"you have crossed a line."
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"Nurse, get a slap kit."
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"Right away, sir."
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"In all my years of teaching,"
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"But you learned! You grew!"
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"No! You should never raise your hand to a child."
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"Just leave the crust on their sandwiches."
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"They'll get the message."
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"that we have a zero-tolerance policy for this sort of thing"
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"when it occurs in front of witnesses."
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"What's going to happen to me?"
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"Edna, you're suspended with full pay until the hearing,"
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"which is currently scheduled for 57 years from tomorrow."
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"It was going to be 60, but I moved it up because I..."
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"I like the way you torment Skinner."
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"Oh. So I-I still get my check, but I get to stay at home?"
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"I'm afraid it's not quite that simple."
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"Uh, Seymour, who's running this meeting?"
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"I thought I was."
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"Edna, until the state disciplinary committee rules"
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"on your case, every workday you'll report"
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"to a school board holding facility--"
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"an educational limbo, as it were,"
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"where you are the unbaptized dead by."
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"You show up here every day, 7:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m."
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"Shoes remain on, cell phones remain off."
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"No Wi-Fi, and you may not refer to this experience"
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"I have to come here every day?!"
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"Or you could quit."
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"You'd like that, wouldn't you?"
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"The only thing I'd like more is if I could quit."
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