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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Has Two Mommies (S17E17)

"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"LISA: Hmm."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"building a taller steeple than the one"
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"And now for our main event, the rubber duck race!"
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"The "you've got mail" voice is Susan Sarandon."
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"(LAUGHING) Hee-hee!"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Too many paddles! D'oh! (SPUTTERING)"
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"Product the tact... D'oh!"
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"(QUACKING)"
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"Woo-hoo! I won!"
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"And the winner is..."
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"This is my favorite kind of surprise. Mild."
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"You know, all those complete strangers Googling each other"
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"So you're gonna be chillin' with me tonight."
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"Okay, game over. It's a tie!"
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"I'm here promoting my new line of left-handed teddy bears."
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"I'm my brother, Todd."
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"Hmm."
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"And could you ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream"
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"Hiya, Marge. Rod and Todd in the land of Nod?"
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"We had a lot of fun. They're terrific kids."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, then maybe I will come by more often."
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"(SNORING)"
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"You know I'll eat it."
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"(SNORING)"
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"Chocks? Why don't we try it freestyle?"
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"(BOTH WHIMPERING NERVOUSLY)"
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"(WHIMPERING CONTINUES)"
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"(GRUNTING) (SPUTTERING)"
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"Homer, we're not in high school."
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"Oh! (GIGGLING)"
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"(SHRIEKING) Old man Flanders!"
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"They take in animals from the movies"
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"Sad? You're crazy."
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"WOMAN: This is Toot-Toot."
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"(CHITTERING)"
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"(YELPING)"
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"Help! She's grooming me. (GRUNTING)"
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"Would you like to meet Flipper?"
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"(GASPING)"
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"(BOTH GROANING)"
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"Ned, I know you like to worry,"
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"Everything's covered in foam."
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"Where's Bart? I haven't seen him since you came home."
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"Whoa!"
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"and feed the monkey a peach full of antifreeze."
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"Wee..."
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"(SNORING)"
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"Oh, I'm not a good liar."
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"Daddy, look how high I am!"
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"Ahh! (CONTINUES SCREAMING)"
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"How will he bite Wheat Thins? How?"
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"I'm sorry, Ned. I never thought this would happen."
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"l am not an unfit mother!"
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"I'll make it safe again"
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"Daddy, what are we gonna do today?"
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"(GASPING) The "N" word?"
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"Lisa, monkeys don't have feelings."
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"(DISTRESSED GIBBERING)"
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"(GASPING) She's kissing his boo-boo!"
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"(GIBBERING)"
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"I need to talk to you mother-to-mother. (INQUISITIVE GIBBERING)"
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"No! I was gonna live at Cuckoo Corners!"
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"Roddy, get down! You're gonna fall!"
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"(GIBBERING)"
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"(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Get me a lemur or a marmot."
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"And really stick it to him on the money."
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"Okay. But don't let our hands touch. It's gay."
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"(HYPERVENTILATING)"
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"I believe he's saying, "He's okay.""
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"I haven't seen climbing like that"
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"Guys, I'm trying to watch this."
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"Her kid's fruitier than Carmen Miranda's hat rack."
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"BART: Why does God always need money?"
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"HOMER; It's a lot of little stuff."
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"God has to pay all the elves in his workshop."
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"Plus, he's got all those planets to support."
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"You see that ring he gave Saturn?"
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"Who knew saints had such fat heads?"
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"Ah, it's all a big scam. This booth?"
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"No, religion in general."
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"Not bad."
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"Here's your candy apple, sir."
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"Excellent."
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"This fundraiser is close to achieving the Lord's goal,"
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"on that snooty Episcopal church across the street."
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"Reverend, why do we really need this?"
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"To compensate for my own sense of smallness."
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"The first duck to cross the finish line wins this home computer."
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"ALL: Ooh..."
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"That's the new feMac, the computer designed just for women."
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"SARANDON: You've got mail, unlike the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay."
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"Get informed."
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"ALL: Ooh..."
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"Don't worry, Marge."
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"Me and Terrible Two here are gonna win that computer for you."
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"'Cause he wants it!"
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"On your marks, get set..."
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"Wait. Someone's not on their mark."
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"That's better! Go! (HORN BLOWING)"
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Now to begin Operation Slight Edge."
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"I'm winning!"
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"(GROANING)"
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"(CREAKING)"
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"Protect the duck!"
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"D'oh! Protect the duck. D'oh!"
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"Hey! This race is for rubber ducks!"
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"Not meat ducks! (ANGRY QUACKING)"
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"(GRUNTING) (QUACKING)"
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"Uh!"
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