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Clips from The Simpsons - Moe Letter Blues (S21E21)

"Hello, darkness."
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"But everybody comes to Moe's."
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"handsome, suave, debonair."
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"I finished saying my prayers."
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"Today's the day I paint moustaches on my Pullman porters."
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"Or jerky jockey."
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"to Sanskrit 93.7: The Dot?"
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"This omniscient point of view has got some surprising bonuses!"
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"It was just before Mother's Day."
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"on a Krusty Krustival Kruiseline Day-Kruise"
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"to historic Weasel Island,"
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"Explore a dark,"
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"and you kids can spend the day getting to know your father."
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"I've been putting off for a long time."
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"Cleaning the gutters?"
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"That's something you've forgotten."
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"Cartoons! Everybody, be quiet!"
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"Sorry, honey. I wasn't listening, and I won't be listening now."
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"Son, I'm a bit of an expert on the female gender,"
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"and I can tell you, women don't mean anything by anything."
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"Nothing."
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""but there's no easy way to say good-bye forever."
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""So I'll say it the hardest way I can: in Mandarin Chinese.""
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"This voice-over thing is killin' me."
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"which one of our wives got Moe-jacked?"
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"with a simple cellular phone call to Manjula."
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"You're losing me, or you're leaving me?"
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"Have you left me for...?"
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"This is sweet justice"
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"it wouldn't be mine."
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"Get busy."
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"Sorry, Homer, I ain't serving no liquor."
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"Just O'Glums non-alcohol beer."
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"Marge, this is crazy!"
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"This is my mother's 80th birthday party,"
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"Knock-a-doodle-you!"
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"Chunky with the Pants of Meatballs. Take our picture."
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"- My eyes were shut. - Lousy..."
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"My sweat's on backwards!"
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"He can't do anything right."
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"I need some cash, man."
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"We'll see about that."
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"One, please."
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"Man, do I make the soup."
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"I'm doomed!"
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"Now, we don't know for sure it's your wife."
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"when your wife might have found comfort"
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"in Moe's hairy arms?"
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"I'm playing the world's smallest sitar for you."
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"- How could you forget your own child? - How could you forget your own child?"
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"I just want you to know that I got one of your kids here."
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"This ain't a kidnapping thing,"
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"but if you're in the mood to give me a million dollars, that's cool."
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"This should not be interpreted by federal agents as a threat."
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"One of us has to go back to Moe's."
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"If only that mark on you forehead was an off button!"
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"Hours later, she returned... Smelling of beer and pickled eggs."
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"I know no more."
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"Tell me!"
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"Thank you for saving my precious..."
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"Gheet!"
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"Sounds like you had a rough day."
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"Here, I got somethin' that might cheer ya up."
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"- Then what happened? - I don't know."
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"I'll take your eyeball and make soup out of it."
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"How can you be sure your wife is not the putty in the bartender's hands?"
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"I'm still mad at you from last night."
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"I'm glad we never argue like that."
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"Why, we're as happy as Adam and Eve"
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"Happier."
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"Never spewed a hotter lava"
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"Than a Mount Saint Helen who's mad at you"
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"I'm sure you do."
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"His knee."
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"Otto, you got to get us back to town."
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"Nobody told me I had to drive the bus back."
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"I've mistimed some substances!"
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"She's packing her bag."
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"painting supplies?"
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"Grandma?"
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"What do you think?"
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"You're not leaving me?"
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"Did you know they smoked when I was pregnant?"
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"Would you rather I bring someone else"
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"Is that a train in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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"My worst fears are confirmed."
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"I never thought I would do..."
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"stay with you."
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"Believe me, I know."
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"Except for..."
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"convinced Helen to ride the rails of romance with the padre,"
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"got a kernel in my teeth, flossed with the corn silk,"
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"And I wrote that letter so you three chumps would realize"
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"that you have not been treatin' your wives the way they deserve."
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"And even she left me."
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"So all you mugs out there,"
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"be sure you don't take for granted the woman you love."
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"She's worth it."
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"Morning!"
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"It's a town filled with winners"
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"and Skinners."
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"Why couldn't you have died instead of the car?"
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"As the town's bartender, I know everyone's problems."
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"And everyone's got problems,"
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"Be they Bible-thumper..."
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"Typical."
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"I like Rajiv, Rubaba and Big Brahmin in the morning!"
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"No caste is safe from their merry japes!"
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"It is sexist sacrilege! I hate that channel!"
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"But you have so much in common with them..."
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"- Take it back. - I take it back."
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"And now you're probably wondering, what's this all building to?"
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"It's a timeless tale of..."
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"Are you seein' what I'm seein' here?"
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"I destroyed my body to give birth to you?"
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"Kids, this Mother's Day,"
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"a break from you?"
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"Have your dads take all you annoying kids"
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"one of America's ten roundest islands."
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"Tour the historic Civil War prison,"
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