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Clips from The Simpsons - Dangers on a Train (S24E24)

"I stand by my wedding toast."
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"Accidental motherhood is the greatest thing"
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"Wish I could get a little of that attention."
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"D'oh!"
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"Hey, Simpsons."
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"Aw, thanks, Flanders."
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"Got to warn you, he doesn't talk much."
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"Moustache daddy."
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"Good daddy no yell."
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"Oh, Homer, you're the anchor store of my heart."
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"Just call me Borders Books,"
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"than that first one on the train."
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"Yeah, just like we did with Bart."
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"I'm afraid no one rides it anymore"
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"Step right up."
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"Take this and go see Fantasia."
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"Are you sure Mom is really gonna want"
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"a rusted-out kiddie train?"
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"You stay away from my kids"
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"unless you're driving them to school!"
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"Hey, what could be cooler than a choo-choo with lollipops on it?"
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"Hey, babies-- where you going in your baby train?"
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"Shake it off, kids-- they're just jealous."
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"Okay."
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"We're back from "Baby Beethovens.""
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"Well, thanks for watching Maggie."
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"Yeah, what size cuff links do you get an elephant?"
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"Well, in the first place, the elephant's cuff links"
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"As for Homer, I'm getting him a case"
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"of his favorite snack cakes, Dolly Madison."
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"Marge, this isn't Dolly Madison."
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"♪ Her relationship spousal"
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"It's not cheating if you don't know the person well."
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"And this town's got losers like Mexico has headless corpses."
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"Maybe I should get married so I can date these guys."
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"I've got a lot of sleazy gentlemen to let down gently."
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""who is described in the attached PDF."
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"That's a funny word."
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"And speaking of losers, I lost my train of thought."
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"Oh, and speaking of trains, wait till you see..."
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"He forgot our anniversary again?"
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"Good question."
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"Please ignore every sensible instinct you have"
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"When Marge is asleep, I'll sneak back."
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"That is all coming off."
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"Homie, I bet you're wondering"
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"How stupid are you?"
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"What? Where are you going, you...?"
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"Um, Marge, I have to go."
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"He's in the market."
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"Are you Marge?"
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"I'll-I'll just be going."
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"Let me get the stain out."
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"No Danishes!"
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"I'm a happily married woman."
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"Marge, you are terrific."
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"Mmm..."
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"Ooh, I love that show."
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"Particularly how everyone's always climbing stairs."
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"Hello!"
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"It's Moe from Moe's Tavern."
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"Lovejoy went to get a hamburger, and the whole thing fell apart!"
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"from Hooters Restaurants,"
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"My wife's watching a reality show"
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"Come on, Taser that flamingo!"
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"Can't believe I'm missing the finale."
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"And we shall be wed"
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"by Boxing Day Eve, aka Christmas."
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"Can you follow everything okay?"
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"I know your password!"
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"and a man who once served me soup from the wrong side."
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"I'm afraid you cannot marry..."
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"of her treasure by the imperialist devils."
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"Because I like the costumes!"
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"I've never felt so flushed"
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"after watching public television."
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"I can still hear you."
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"Happy anniversary, Mom! Happy anniversary, Mom!"
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"That's great."
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"It's in Drugtown... not the nice part."
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"the glorious words you spoke ten years ago:"
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"Yeah. I sell 'em on the Internet for like-minded people."
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"I just want you to know"
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"when I'm holding Marge in my arms tonight,"
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"When does it get better?"
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"When he's 800 pounds and has to be"
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"I lost my cleaning stick in my belly fat."
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"There I go again, settling."
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"Get out of my head."
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"Fine. Sorry."
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"♪ Just thinking of you, Marge"
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"Sorry, guys, you're dead again."
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"I'm gonna do what I've done at every key point of my life:"
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"Yeah. What was that?"
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"Happy anniversary!"
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"Oh, my God. Our train."
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"Homie, you do care."
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"What a wonderful anniversary."
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"What the...?"
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"None of you heard that."
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"Ramona, please! When you asked me"
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"Hall and Oates? What's going on here?"
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"have been watching British TV together!"
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"Drama! Drama!"
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"except good secrets like this train."
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"My only secrets are:"
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"I often go online to see"
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"And you're fighting for me."
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"That exists? Oh, boy."
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"Honey, just what was going on with you and that guy?"
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"How did we get here?"
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"♪ Every night she was ignored"
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"♪ I was building a choo-choo"
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"♪ And love conquered all"
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"♪ So that very same night"
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"♪ She said that she's smokin'"
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"♪ Find love on the net ♪"
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"And now it's time for Grampa's song!"
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"♪ Down by the old"
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"Hmm?"
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