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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Daredevil (S02E02)

"Two titans in their prime. This is going to be one hell of a match!"
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"Twenty tons and four stories of car-crunching, fire-breathing insanity!"
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"I have an announcement. As a family growth thing..."
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"Aren't you forgetting something?"
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"Thank you."
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"Ladies, gentlemen, parents. Welcome to the first in a series of concerts."
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"Good, unfinished. This shouldn't take long."
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"Damn, no spots!"
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"At least there's no frame damage."
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"-This check should handle it. -Thank you."
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"Ms. Monster!"
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"He's no stranger to danger."
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"This is so cool."
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"Oh, I can't watch!"
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"Probably a scar too."
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"Yes, we saw a daredevil last night..."
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"-I did it. -Wow! All right!"
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"Way happening!"
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"Hi, kids. Thanks."
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"Okay, field-trippers. Off the bus."
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"Gnarly! I bet you could toss a body in there and no one would ever find it."
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"Otto, I'm gonna jump Springfield Gorge on my skateboard."
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"Doc, I heard a snap."
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"Another fringe benefit. Nurse!"
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"-Squealer. -Sorry, but if you got hurt or died..."
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"Homer, you're his father. Reason with him."
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"That's my boy."
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"-Where is he? He said noon. -He's just building suspense."
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"-What a showman. -Look, there he is!"
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"-I love you, Dad. -I love you too, son."
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"Live from Springfield, the wrestling match of the century!"
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"History has changed wrestling, perhaps forever."
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"The challenger from Heidelberg, Professor Burnabon Brawn. With a "W. ""
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"I hope you're not taking this seriously."
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"5-year-olds know this is as choreographed as ballet."
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"Rasputin's got the reach, but the Professor's got his coma lock."
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"This is gonna be one hell of a match."
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"Look at that showoff, kissing his own muscles."
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"He's spinning the Professor! That's disorienting!"
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"Hey, Milhouse, crank it up."
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"-That's my seat. -Correction, was your seat."
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"But I only got up to go to the can."
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"I don't see your name on this barstool."
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"One! Two! Three!"
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"Four! Five! Six!"
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"Seven! Eight! Nine!"
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"The ref is issuing a warning to Rasputin."
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"Oh, my. Oh, my. Why is this referee permitting this?"
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"This Saturday, your life will be changed forever."
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"Saturday, at the Springfield Speedway."
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""Crusher" Woodard, "The Skunk" Trumane and the Dunk Masters..."
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"...in the Monster Truck Rally!"
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"Plus the amazing, unbelievable, Truck-a-saurus!"
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"One night only, at the Springfield Speedway!"
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"If you miss it, you better be dead or in jail. If you're in jail, break out!"
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"Be there!"
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"Truck-a-saurus!"
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"...we should go to the Monster Truck Rally this Saturday."
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"Monster Truck Rally, growth thing, I don't think so."
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"Lisa's recital is Saturday."
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"I have my first solo. If you miss it, start looking for a child therapist."
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"-But Truck-a-saurus is one night only! -Cruel fate, why do you mock me?"
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"Come on. What time does your truck game start?"
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"-We can go to both. -Marge, you're a genius!"
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"Let's have good assembly manners. People! People!"
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"Quiet, please! Don't make me flick the lights on and off."
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"Series!"
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"Tonight, Sherbert's-- Schubert's Unfinished Symphony."
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"Remember, children, stay together. Five, six, seven, eight!"
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"-That was beautiful. Can we go now? -Sit down, Homer."
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"How much longer was Sherbert planning on making this?"
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"Lisa was great. Her fingering's come a long way."
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"-Thanks, Flanders. Big know-it-all. -When's Todd's solo, Dad?"
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"It's coming up, son. It's coming up."
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"-My son, my son. -Come on, Flanders. He's not that bad."
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"-I reached him. -Drive defensively."
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"I think there's one over there."
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"-Dad? -Not now, Lisa. Come on."
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"-Homer. -What?"
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"-Truck-a-saurus! -Where? Where?"
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"Pull! Pull, you dogs!"
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"Let's see, cracked windshield, melted bumpers..."
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"...punctured radiator, teeth marks in the trunk."
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"I'm Leo G. Clark, inventor and operator of Truck-a-saurus."
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"Truck-a-saurus feels very badly about what happened."
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"We'd like you to have a half-bottle of champagne for being such good sports."
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"Thank you. Everyone's so nice here, at the Monster Truck Rally."
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"Look, Homer, champagne!"
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"Now, Majestic Undercoating is proud to present:"
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"Another barrier broken. Right on, sister!"
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"Let the destruction begin! Hey, they forgot my corn dogs."
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"-Give me some nachos, Homer-saurus. -Here, Bart-a-saurus."
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"Now, we have a surprise guest. The world's greatest daredevil."
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"If he's not in action, he's in traction. Captain Lance Murdock!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children."
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"I'm glad you're here to witness what may be my grisly death."
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"Tonight, my most dangerous stunt."
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"I will death defy nature and gravity by leaping over this water tank..."
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"...filled with great white sharks..."
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"...deadly electric eels, ravenous piranhas, alligators..."
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"...and most frightening, the king of the jungle..."
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"...one ferocious lion!"
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"I almost forgot. To add a real element of danger..."
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"...one drop of human blood."
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"On the chance I don't live, let me say..."
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"...seat belts save lives, so buckle up!"
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"He made it!"
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"Bitchen!"
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"He's okay, folks!"
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"What a fun-filled evening."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, a 10-year-old who's brave and bold!"
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"The greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!"
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"Bart! Bart!"
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"Bart? Bart? We're home, son."
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"-Dad, I wanna be a daredevil. -Kids say such stupid things."
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"-You're crazy. -You'll never make it."
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"Spare me your lectures, ladies."
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"-Oh, no! He's hurt! -Bad!"
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"Let's get out of here!"
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"-My little boy! -Come on, Marge, we're mad at him."
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