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Clips from The Simpsons - Brother from Another Series (S08E08)

"[Man] Live from Springfield Penitentiary's fabulous big open area in cell block "D"..."
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"- ## [Country, Upbeat] - [Prisoners Cheering]"
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"Just remember, Bart. Convicts aren't cool. They're bad people."
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"Yeah, maybe so, but they get the job done."
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"Hey! Now I know where my tax dollars are going."
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"Hey, hey! It's my old TV sidekick, Sideshow Bob!"
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"Let's see. I rigged the mayoral elections..."
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"I tried to blow up Springfield with a nuclear device, and I tried to kill you."
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"[Screaming]"
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"Sure, you're the one who ruined all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes."
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"## [Organ Stops]"
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"Well, that was lovely, Robert."
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"You other cons could benefit from his shining example."
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"But you'll never find anyone willing to hire a five-time loser like me."
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"Is it really you?"
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"We haven't spoken since the... unpleasantness."
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"He's just faking it to get out of jail! He's a maniac!"
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"He explained his reasons for trying to kill us all."
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"Now, make yourself at home. Perhaps a glass of Bordeaux?"
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"I'll be happy just as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator."
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"That would be the Latour then."
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"Yeah! You do your own dirty work."
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"For me, Bob. For me."
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"than as a homicidal maniac or a clown's sidekick."
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"Aha! I knew it!"
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"You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five!"
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"Ooh. Ha-ha!"
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"chief hydrological engineer a calling."
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"There it is. The future site of the Springfield hydroelectric dam."
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"I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting."
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"Oh, yeah! Shake it, madam. Capital knockers."
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"- He's just shy because I've tried to kill him so many times. - Ah."
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"Oh. I see."
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"You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy."
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"He says that, but I bet he gives up pretty quickly."
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"don't know their asses from the hole in the ground they accidentally blew yesterday."
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"This little boy right here!"
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"[Screaming]"
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"I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago."
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"[Knocking]"
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"If he crosses me one more time, just once more..."
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"And I know where the evidence is."
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"Bob's trailer at the construction site?"
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"- What were you thinking? - The haunted mine."
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"If I didn't know better, I'd swear Bob was building a dam."
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"Oh, yeah? Then explain this!"
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"- [Grunting] - [Both Screaming]"
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"[Bart] Oops."
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"I've done nothing wrong."
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"I told you, I'm not a criminal anymore."
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"One hundred thousand tons of reinforced concrete."
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"What happened to all the concrete?"
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"- Cecil? - Once I blow up the dam..."
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"Perhaps. Or perhaps they'll blame the master criminal."
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"- Oh. You're referring to me. - Yes, I'm framing you."
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"Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!"
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"I know it's awkward and I don't like it any more than you do."
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"[All Screaming]"
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"[Gagging]"
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"- Let's go again! Let's go again! - No!"
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"Lisa, you don't spend 10 years as a homicidal maniac..."
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"Fifteen million dollars and a gun, checkmate."
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"Good-bye, Bob!"
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"O-O-Oh..."
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"[Gasps] Bart!"
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"Bart!"
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"Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them."
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"- Do we have to? - Yes."
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"[Screaming Resumes]"
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"- [Whimpers] - Joking. Joking."
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"You know, Bob, all this time I thought you were a bungler."
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"- Here's your man, Chief. - Cecil? I think not."
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"That's some good work, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this."
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"Uh, I already am sergeant, Chief."
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"or I will bust you down to sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin."
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"Those people down there have no idea how close they came to complete destruction."
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"[Gasps]"
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"You'll live to regret this!"
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"Who knows what diabolical schemes they might concoct?"
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"So, when do they bring us the menus?"
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"it's the Krusty the Clown Prison Special."
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"## [Singing]"
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"[All Grumbling]"
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"Hey, hey, I kid. I kid 'cause I love."
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"I tell ya, the best folk in the world are prison folk!"
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"Man, those cons love Krusty."
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"Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a 10-year-old boy."
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"And vice versa."
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"- ## [Rimshot] - [Chuckles] Huh?"
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"Why, I haven't seen you in years! What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?"
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"Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery..."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"And whenever I could find a spare moment, I've tried to murder... Bart Simpson."
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"[Groans] Someone should really go up there and talk to him."
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"- [Groans] - [Sighs]"
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"- Homer! - Ohh, all those stairs."
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"Oh, you have nothing to worry about, honey."
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"Your mother's right, Bart."
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"that he'd butcher you horribly if he could."
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"But he's safely locked away."
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"- In a medium-security prison. - For life!"
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"- Unless he gets out somehow. - Which is impossible!"
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"Or so you think. Except he's done it so many times before."
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"Thanks for trying, guys. But Sideshow Bob wants me dead."
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"And Sideshow Bob is an unstoppable killing machine."
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"[All Grumbling]"
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"Really, Reverend, your praise is gonna get me beaten up."
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"I'm sorry, Bob, but your transformation is truly inspiring."
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"Yes, I'm a good, good man."
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"You know, it's hard to believe this model prisoner..."
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"I already have."
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"Hello, Brother. I'm happy to see you."
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"But it's been 10 years."
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"- You mean Arthur Fiedler's wake? - No, no, no."
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"I mean our falling out."
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"Oh, that! That's ancient history."
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"Let's make a fresh start. Come work for me."
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"But this is wonderful!"
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"problem with trying to kill people?"
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"Goodness, I had no idea."
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