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Clips from The Simpsons - The Frying Game (S13E13)

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"was much better than anti-lock brakes."
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"Guys, I just ordered my wife the greatest anniversary present."
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"beautiful fish that fry up really good."
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"A koi pond! It's beautiful!"
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"How much money did he piss away on this?"
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"Finish the job."
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"for the safety and well-being of this screamapillar."
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"Wow. Look at all this stuff."
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""Once upon a time there were three bears."
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"Yeah!"
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"Stop what you're doing!"
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"Come in."
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"Did you do it?"
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"You'll see."
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"Yeah, that's better."
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"Amen!"
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"my dainties, and my unmentionables!"
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"I can't believe we've been arrested for murder."
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"Don't worry, Marge."
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"Them's city names."
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"Her death earned them $50,000."
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"Well, then I hope you enjoy your stay in hell."
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"Why you little..."
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"Let's just say I'm planning a little surprise for the execution."
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"Dead man walking on the green mile!"
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"Well, you can forget it."
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"We've gotta put an electrode there to ground the brain stem."
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"Mrs. Bellamy?"
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"We don't have them. We're like Cher."
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"D'oh!"
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"If you ask me, Muhammad Ali in his prime"
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"Yeah. But what about Johnny Mathis versus Diet Pepsi?"
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"I cannot listen to this again!"
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"A koi pond!"
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"A koi pond?"
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"Yeah. A meditative lily pond with big,"
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"That's the perfect gift."
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"Yeah. You don't even have to feed the fish, 'cause squirrels drown in it."
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"You got this husband thing down, Homer."
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"Yeah. You must be some kind of marriage super genius."
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"How about a few tips?"
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"Certainly, Lenford."
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"Make every day a celebration of your love."
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"Surprise her with a pasta salad."
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"Put a mini-beret on your wang."
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"This stuff is gold."
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"Happy marriage, here I come."
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"This'll really help with my speed dating."
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"I got 400 no's."
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"I can't wait to see my surprise!"
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"Hey, hey, hey! No peeking!"
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"Happy anniversary, Marge!"
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"I finally have a peaceful place to sit and hear my own thoughts."
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"What was that?"
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"What the hell is that noise?"
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"That caterpillar is screaming."
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"The poor thing's in pain."
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"What he needs is a visit from kindly old Doctor Foot."
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"Hold it right there, Doctor Foot."
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"You're about to kill an endangered species, the screamapillar,"
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"which has chosen your yard as its home."
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"Fine, I won't kill it."
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"Mr. Simpson, allowing an endangered species to die is a federal offense"
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"under the Reversal of Freedoms Act of 1994."
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"You are now legally responsible"
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"Everything you need to know is in this pamphlet."
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""Without constant reassurance, it will die."
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""It's sexually attracted to fire. ""
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"Are you sure God doesn't want it to be dead?"
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"Hey, what's God gonna do? Make my wife leave me again?"
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"What does he want now?"
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"If he wants to sleep with us, forget it!"
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"Put him down, boy! Put him down!"
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""The end. ""
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"Oh, fine! I'll go back to the beginning!"
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"Oh, no! I crushed that horrible bug! What should I do?"
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"Bury it, quickly, before anyone finds out."
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"I'm gonna tell!"
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"The hell you will!"
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"Now we're in it together. There's no going back."
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"Why don't I hear any screaming?"
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"He's sleeping!"
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"Then why don't I hear any sleep screams?"
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"Well, the thing about that is..."
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"Woo-hoo! He's alive!"
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"Now you can't punish me."
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"Homer Simpson, for attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery,"
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"I sentence you to 200 hours of community service."
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"Next case. Duffman v. Duff Brewing Corporation."
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"Duffman's pension has been mismanaged!"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Objection."
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"That party-hearty attitude is a registered"
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"trademark of the Duff Corporation."
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"Whatever happened to fair use?"
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"Lousy community service!"
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"Meals on Wheels! Eat it up or I go to jail."
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"Didn't these meals used to have a cobbler?"
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"They discontinued the cobbler."
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"You smell like cobbler."
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"Now let's not get into who smells like what."
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"Oh, I can't let you leave now."
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"Safe and sound."
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"That's better."
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"Thank God I'm out of matches! Oh, no. Here's another one."
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"Please don't kill me! I won't tell anyone about the skeleton!"
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"And I could bring you more victims!"
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"Like Lenny! He'd go great with wild rice!"
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"Oh, don't be such a nervous Pervis."
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"That's not a real skeleton, it's a Halloween costume."
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"But what about the ax?"
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"Oh, don't be silly."
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"I just use that to chop through"
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"those tough Meals on Wheels steaks."
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"Oh, I couldn't possibly eat all this."
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"Please join me."
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"You're the shut-in."
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"So I threw the SuperBall so hard"
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"it hit the ceiling twice, then broke a lamp!"
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