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Clips from The Simpsons - Friend with Benefit (S27E27)

"Eleventy-hundred?"
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"I can't afford that."
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"than the way I get up now."
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"Want to cut up a banana without peeling it?"
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"I like magic!"
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"Or did I take 52?"
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"Do you want to join?"
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"I need to go to the bathroom."
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"I'd love to join."
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"Honestly, this is the only booth that doesn't creep me out."
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"Trying to make friends."
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"it's 3:00 p.m., so Willie's turnin' on the sprinklers!"
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""Wish I Was Here.""
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"that has true wisdom, it's crowds."
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"Give what?"
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"Uh, Lisa... eh, well, we'll fix that in post."
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"I don't give handouts"
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"to poor people."
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"That's right."
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"That lazy lump!"
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"After I finish this beer and have a nap,"
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"You have a separate phone?"
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"Up, down,"
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"Oh, yes, I do."
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"Homie, answer the door!"
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"is never gonna get the finer things in life."
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"Can you take me to a concert with my new friend Harper?"
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"Her dad got us the seats."
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"But who cares?"
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"I understand."
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"That's how I felt about Crocodile Dundee."
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"Oh, this is never coming off!"
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"and said all those things I secretly believe."
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"I'm afraid you don't belong here."
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"Your wristbands are platinum with stripes."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"please welcome the new owner of the Springfield Arena,"
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"I love this venue!"
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"Venue!"
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"I know that guy."
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"Yeah, sure you do, Uncle Lenny."
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"No, he works at the plant with me."
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"♪ Yeah, we do, yeah, we do, yeah, we do ♪"
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"Maybe we're not close enough to the band, huh?"
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"♪ How about we all just... ♪"
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"Hey, Homer, you want to get out of here, get a beer?"
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"When I'm happy, I make holes."
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"You try. Whoo-hoo!"
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"Uh, listen, sweetie."
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"My one regret is I was too drunk to drive."
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"What's the trick here?!"
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"So..."
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"I got you a friendship present."
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"But still, I love this!"
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"I'm not mad, I just think this is..."
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"Just what?"
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"I could've been friends with anybody--"
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"Interrupt, interrupt, interrupt, interrupt! That girl with freckles"
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"only on one side of her face."
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"Could you please, just for once, not interrupt me?!"
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"Whoa, sweet bike."
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"You owe me a Caribbean vacation, Lisa!"
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"and the only problem will be the sand in our whatevers."
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"Welcome to Jambowski Island."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Why is everything yours?!"
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"No, no, with the girls."
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"Dad..."
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"It's time I stood up for myself."
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"There's nothing I love more than her."
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"And we don't have to be on the same island"
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"Let's go, Marge."
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"Now? I just got up."
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"Oh, I better sit down. Where can I sit?"
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"Dad, what you said was really nice."
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"I know."
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"that didn't let Marge know I was drunk."
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"and Jet-Skiing"
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"Good-bye, obese natives"
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"Shh!"
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"Hmm?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Coming up on Undercover CEO,"
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"Krusty the clown learns what it's like to work for himself."
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"Pass."
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"There comes a time in everyone's life"
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"when you need a little extra help"
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"getting up from your chair."
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"That's why we invented the Seat-to-Feet Lift Chair,"
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"which makes getting up by yourself..."
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"A thing of the past?"
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"...a thing of the past!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Wha...? He's... he's up!"
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"He's up."
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"But that chair would be a lot better"
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"Come on..."
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"Yeah!"
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"Magic Club!"
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"Join and..."
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"I'll tell you how."
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"It's with a needle and thread!"
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"Just man the booth."
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"Hug me! Hug me!"
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"Hug me!"
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"I'm Harper. Just moved here."
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"Lisa. Always been here."
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"Well, I've got news for all of your clubs:"
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"Guys,"
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"I need your advice."
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"Season three of anything is the best."
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"Agreed."
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"But I wanted advice for something else."
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"It's something I really need for my well-being,"
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"but I just don't have the bucks."
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"The thing everyone's doing these days,"
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"uh, by which I mean a couple of years ago,"
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"is to get money through crowdfunding."
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"You thought about that?"
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"Yes, but what is it?"
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