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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play (S17E17)

"But how did you...?"
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"Homer, we need those tickets to get in."
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"Peanuts. $5 peanuts."
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"The pay wasn't much, but it kept me out of the war for a year."
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"That was a magical summer."
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"I'm trouble-istic stay away, boy,"
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"think you can control me, you ain't being realistic"
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"Weird, I bet."
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"Here's the pitch..."
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"I concur!"
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"Look at that ugly old man."
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"Kelly, I think, is a prostitute."
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"Marge, can we get a trough?"
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"Hey, that was my ice tea."
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"Well, unfortunately, my marriage ain't so good."
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"I could entertain business clients."
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"That means she want sto talk in private."
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"See, that's what I want, care free intimacy with no edge of resentment."
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"It's me, the weird guy from the stadium!"
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"I was just gathering my counseling equipment."
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""Try to frame criticisms of your spouse in a positive way.""
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"Yeah, sure."
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"You must have had a great view of the riots."
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"We can wait for our limos together."
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"You're so hot."
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"You're supposed to be my marriage counselor."
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"So, do I win a jock squawk t-shirt?"
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"Buck and I don't belong together."
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"Tabitha! Tabitha!"
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"As in "keeping together.""
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"They sicken me. No problem."
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"Just found out."
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"transcript: scarfo synchro: Ale, Toki & Job22"
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"We now return to Hunch."
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"Are you sure, Hunch?"
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"How do you know?"
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"Something about his hair..."
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"I don't know."
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"How did we miss that?"
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"Get him!"
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"You did it again, Hunch."
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"Let's go grab a bite."
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"You know what I'm in the mood for?"
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"It's amazing they've gotten 512 shows out of this premise."
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"Remember when we saw Hunch's butt in the shower?"
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"That was two seasons ago."
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"Now you can only see butts on cable."
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"This is Kent Brockman, with an isotope baseball update."
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"The 'topes are in first place since the acquisition of home-run king Buck Mitchell."
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"Thanks to him, Springfield is once again overrun with fair-weather fans."
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"The isotopes are winning?"
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"To the bandwagon!"
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"Nothing beats a day at the ballpark with my family."
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"Tickets, tickets, who needs tickets?"
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"Don't worry, I'll use the money I make to buy tickets from a scalper."
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"Then I'll sell those tickets, and we'll be rich. Rich!"
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"We did it, baby."
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"We made it through the rain."
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"Tickets, $30."
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"Big game."
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"Everybody wants to see the game."
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"Cop!"
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"Act like you're in love with me."
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"You want to know something, Bart?"
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"Nah, I know enough."
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"I, myself, played in this ballpark, back in nineteen forty-deuce."
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"That was during the war, when sushi was called"
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""liberty logs," and no one had ever heard of it."
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"But grandpa, in 1942, they only played women's baseball here."
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"Let's just say one of the ladies had some extra equipment."
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"I was a center fielder for the Springfield floozies."
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"Effie Lou is a man!"
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"Get him! He could threaten my record for lady triples."
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"How'd I get here?"
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"Now, to sing our national anthem, payola recording artist Tabitha Vixx!"
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"She's married to Buck Mitchell."
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"I bet that's why she's here tonight honoring america."
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"Oh, say, can you see by the dawn'searly light..."
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"and now here's somethingfrom my new album."
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"'causeyou know I'm trouble-istic"
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"Hey, Buck, how's it feel knowing your wife's turning on a creep like me?"
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"double trouble-isticwhen you try to tell me no"
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"trouble, trouble,oh, yeah, trouble..."
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"...and the home of the brave."
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"she just embarrassed me in front of the entire tornado belt league."
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"So next up for the cosmos, Freddie Alvarado."
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"Freddie, of course,the older brother of the famous wolf boy of Juarez, Mexico."
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"And Buck Mitchell can't find the handle."
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"That's an e-3 if you're keeping score at home,"
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"and if you are, your loneliness saddens me."
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"It's okay, buck. Bad hop, bad hop."
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"Shake it off, buck."
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"You suck!"
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"Bart, hand me that sack of batteries."
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"Nine volt! Double a!D! D! D! D!"
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"Cordless drill!"
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"Job himself never had a tougher day at the ball park than Buck Mitchell."
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"My fiancée!"
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"They're making a mockery out of amerisnack. Comtroll doll night."
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"You know what to do, Duffman."
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"Oh, yeah! Time for the duff triple-malt kiss-cam!"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Oh, yeah! Duffman!"
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"But then he kissed me and then he kissed me..."
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"look, it's a thing."
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"Each time I saw him I couldn't wait to see him again..."
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"We both find public displays of affection vulgar."
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"Come on, doc, she'sa fine-looking woman."
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"You don't want to work that?"
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"Homer... Homer!"
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"Now we have to kiss."
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"The big tv istelling us to."
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"That's you."
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"Give me a kiss, Homie."
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"Really? You'd kiss an ugly old man like me?"
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"Only if he'll kiss me back."
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"and then he kissed me."
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"Yeah, Homer."
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"Suck that face."
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"Remember when we used to kiss like that, Carl?"
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