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Clips from The Simpsons - The Monkey Suit (S17E17)

"what?!"
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"Sorry, loom-wads."
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"Not if I spend the whole time running around like this."
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"Die, weapons, die!"
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"Time to do what I do best, ruin it for everybody."
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"But, wait, wait. Ho... hold the phone there, Homer."
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"Go ahead, Maggie."
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"Evolution?"
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"How can you put up an exhibit on the origin of"
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"man and not have one mention of the bible?"
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"We do."
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"I can't remember."
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"But you said a stork brought me."
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"Who brings baby storks?"
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"There's no such thing as storks!"
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"Ned, you've got to take this thing with a grain of salt."
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"Tim, this controversy could put more meat in the seats."
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"We want you to teach alternative theories to Darwinian evolution."
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"You mean lamarckian evolution?"
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"No, the Adam and Eve one."
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"It is now."
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"A-plus."
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"One, the bible, was written by our lord."
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"They're making us learn creation theory in school."
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"Maybe they could learn from each other."
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"But they're incompatible!"
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"Dad, you're not really reconsidering evolution, are you?"
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"regular people can park in handicapped spaces"
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"Now, honestly, the bible's about the same age as, the rest of our textbooks."
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"From now on we're only teaching one theory..."
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"creationism."
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"Now please hand in your evolution books to groundskeeper Willie"
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"Little Moe Szyslak?"
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"I'm so glad you could all come."
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"for the teaching of non-biblical science!"
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"We only have the manpower to enforce the last law passed."
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"You live! You die!"
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"In the old days, we would've been all over that."
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"So does this theory of evolution necessarily mean that there is no god?"
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"It just says that god is an impotent nothing from nowhere"
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"So, as a scientist, what is your take on this "devil-ution"?"
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"If man evolved from monkeys, there'd be evidence."
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"Evolution is just a lot of that hollywood hooey."
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"Homer, Homer, please."
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"I love it when you're not into it."
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"Oh, yeah, baby, mmm..."
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"That's it, ignore me."
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"Lisa, I thinI have a way to help you at the trial today."
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"Honey, I appreciate the thought, but just leave everything to me."
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"Thanks, Marge."
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"Come on!"
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"You win, Lisa."
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"Maybe a bird with a people face or a bear with pants on!"
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"Your poor old popsicle's been licked."
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"and I can see how deeply you feel about them."
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"Welcome to the matinee of love and commercials."
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"Hi, I'm your hostess Boobarella,"
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"I hope you'll enjoy our labour day marathon of murder"
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"because soon you'll have to go back to school."
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"School!!!"
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"School? My god I wasted the whole summer."
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"They're so many things I still want to do."
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"You think you're behind?"
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"Win baseball game."
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"Now Simpsons be careful, their kid pitcher's mount is really 22."
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"Son, do you have time for the pizza party?"
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"Sure. Why not?"
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"Sit on it, Springfield!"
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"Get outta my face, you raggedy maggots!"
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"So that's why everyone's been saying that all summer."
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"No, not yet."
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"I just had my first kiss."
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"When you get to third base, I'll buy you a beer."
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"Well, now it's time for my summer activity."
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"You all promised we could go to a museum."
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"I'm so glad you picked the museum of natural history, mom."
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"Well, I'm so glad there's a show we women can enjoy."
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"Weaving? Homer, you're my father."
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"You're supposed to protect me from things like this."
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"All right. Just this once, you can take a drink out of my special water bottle."
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"New exhibit's in town."
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"Weapons!"
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"Bart, it's still history."
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"Don't start the exhibit without me!"
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"Look at that line!"
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"Dude, I was totally here."
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"You calling me a liar in front of my kids?"
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"'Cause I'd take a bullet for you, man, right in the mouth!"
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"Fine. Take the cut."
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"Ned Flanders is doling out cuts."
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"I, for one, wish to partake of said!"
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"Hey, if boner here is gettin' cuts, I want 'em, too."
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"Cuts?"
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"I want cuts!"
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"Disco Stu slides in front of you!"
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"That rhymes."
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"Tell you what."
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"If we turn around, it will feel like we're at the front of the line!"
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"Oh, no, you don't!"
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"I'm everywhere."
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"You can actually feel the vase!"
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"You're allowed to touch the deadly weapons."
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"I'll hand over all my hugs and kisses."
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"Okay, be cool."
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"I've got some candy in my purse."
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"Come on, Milhouse."
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"Do you want to play in the NBA or not?"
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"Bart, my arm's out of its thing."
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"That means it's working."
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"Whazzup?"
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"You're leaving already?"
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"We... we haven't even gotten in yet."
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"Sorry, Flanders, but when you get in, you can use my audio tour."
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"It's narrated by Melanie Griffith."
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"Let's go in to the next one."
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"this room's nice."
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"Sorry, folks, the weapons exhibit is now closed for the day."
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"Sorry, no yay."
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"But you can all feel free to enjoy the rest of the museum."
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"Excuse me."
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