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Clips from The Simpsons - Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes (S20E20)

"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"BART: Woo-hoo!"
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"your life is in danger."
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"Greetings, fellow Irishmen and lady Irishmen."
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"(ALL BOOING)"
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"the shamrock shake, and folk dancing where you don't move your arms."
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"(IRISH MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"In the old days we would've been all over that."
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"(BOTH SPEAKING IRISH-ACCENTED GIBBERISH)"
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"Stop it, both of you! You have a common land, a literature,"
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"Hush, my little baby"
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"ALL: Too-ra-Ioo-ra-Ioo-ral"
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"This was such a pleasant St. Patrick's Day until the Irish people showed up."
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"(CHILDREN CHATTERING)"
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"Thank you so much, Mr..."
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"Marge Simpson. Well, Mr. Farrelly,"
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"Imagine how different my life would be."
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"- Cakes! - BOTH: See ya."
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"I'll use my one phone call to find out all about it!"
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"Mulk request change of venue."
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"Green monster cannot get fair trial in downtown Springfield."
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"Three-peat."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Oh!"
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"And if I don't show up?"
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"If someone skips bail, I track 'em down and bring 'em back."
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"Well, time to go back to my world of sleazy bars,"
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"No, wait. They got rid of that. There is a ten-dollar filing fee."
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"But you can get around it."
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"after the cold shoulder we got at the Town Homes at Sterling Point."
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"Well, so wait. Are we telling people now?"
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"would be the biggest mistake of your life."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Bullet-proof glass."
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"this could be the start of a better life for you."
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"Maybe you're right. Maybe I should just..."
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"Now I can clearly see potential customers walk right past my store."
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"Enjoy your shopping elsewhere."
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"- What the... - It's your share of the money"
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"Us? A team? As the salad said to the soup, I'm all mixed up."
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"Well, I could use money. But you have to promise me something, Homer."
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"My friend, you have a dealaroonie!"
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"Yeah. We need something tasty and tasteless."
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"(BOTH MURMURING EX CITEDLY)"
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"How could you not tell me this is an erotic bakery?"
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"there's been erotic baking. It fills a need and harms no one."
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"(SCOFFS) Harms no one? Explain that to..."
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"I just made a custom order for the Hibberts."
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"- I don't want to know! - It's not what you think it is."
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"- It's his penis! - That's exactly what I was thinking!"
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"repurposing Ho Hos and Ding Dongs."
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"You have a great gift. Don't let it go to waste."
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"Well, okay."
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"And get rid of a little excess earwax."
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"No place to hang out our washing"
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"We gonna rock down to Electric A venue"
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"Daddy's home! I brought you kids some stuff from work!"
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"Something for the sweetest little scientist in the world."
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"Marge, I brought you some flowers. A full dozen this time! No tricks."
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"A sterling silver picture frame with pictures of our kids in it."
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"Well, I like AC/DC."
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"(SINGING) Kindly deeds done for free Kindly deeds..."
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"Kindly deeds and they're done for free"
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"(TIRES SQUEALING)"
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"There's one thing he didn't count on: My reckless indifference to human life!"
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"Lord, in your mercy, could you give my friend a stroke?"
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"I'll just shut my eyes and let you place it before me."
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"Have you no respect for the law?"
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"You haven't become as bad as the people we chase!"
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"You know, if you'd take your foot off the accelerator going downhill,"
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"I can't believe Flanders dumped me."
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"Oh, no! Those were for Mr. Smithers' commitment ceremony!"
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"Marge, I could see you withholding sex or withholding cake."
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"- (GASPS) Homer? - Seems he never showed up in court"
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"- on his St. Patrick's Day arrest. - Not interested."
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"Hello? Hello? Anybody home?"
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"And how did you know I wouldn't be there?"
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"Well, you'll never take me alive!"
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"(HOMER GRUNTS)"
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"But most of the time I've known you, you've treated me like dirt."
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"Yeah. But you hold onto the big things!"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"(BA TMAN THEMEPLAYING)"
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"Well, I'm..."
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"(ALL SHRIEK)"
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"St. Patrick's Day. I love how they made the river green."
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"first booze-free St. Patrick's Day!"
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"And Ireland is so much more than the imbibing of spirits."
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"The Irish gave the world the paddy wagon,"
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"(IN IRISH ACCENT) We renounced the ways of the gun and the bomb."
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"(BAND PLAYING IRISH MUSIC)"
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"(SILENCE)"
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"Two kinds of Irish people? What are they fighting over?"
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"Actually, those Prots and Cathies have hated each other for centuries."
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"and the sweetest songs on earth!"
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"(SINGING) Too-ra-Ioo-ra-Ioo-ral"
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"Too-ra-Ioo-ra-li"
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"(ALL CRYING)"
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"Oh, no! Without the booze,"
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"these guys all remember how much they hate each other!"
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"They took my cupcakes!"
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"(IRISH ACCENT) All right, you unwanted miracles, give back the lady's cupcakes."
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"You don't have the teeth for it."
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"(IRISH ACCENT) Aye, but we could gum the frosting."
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"wouldn't you rather have this lovely cabbage?"
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"CHILDREN: Cabbage, cabbage!"
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"Here you go, ma'am. Not a sprinkle nor jimmy askew."
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"Patrick Farrelly at your service."
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"the least I could do is offer you a cupcake."
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"Light, moist, and such a marvelous shape retention."
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"Marge, I own a small bakery. Will you bake for me?"
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"Here we are at school, kids."
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"Hey, what are those boxes in the back?"
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"- I'll do it! - Bless your heart."
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"- You won't regret it. - I already don't."
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