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Clips from The Simpsons - Worst Episode Ever (S12E12)

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"Is some Ms. Butterworth."
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"Ew. How long has this baking soda been in here?"
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"I don't know. It came with the house."
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"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."
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"- What about jags? - Jags are fine."
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"Too much raw bacon."
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"My mom doesn't believe in fabric softener."
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"If you spill soda on it, the drops fly off harmlessly onto lesser comics."
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"Ooh! Ooh! I'll give you five dollars for the box."
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"Thank you."
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"Son, I know it hurts. I still remember my first lifetime banning."
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"Oh, it says here that special effects whiz Tom Savini..."
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"is gonna be appearing at the comic book store tonight."
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"It says here he's the movie magician behind Creepshow..."
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"- Sorry, Son. - Thanks for the tip-off."
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"No problem."
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"Good evening."
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"That's not a cookie."
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"That's a time-release blood pack."
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"You, sir, are a perfect patsy. Let me shake your hand."
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"That's not right!"
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"Breath... short."
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"Left arm... numb."
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"I think he's had a heart attack."
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"Young man, you've had what we call a "cardiac episode.""
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"Worst episode ever."
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"Yeah. After you were so mean to us."
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"Or we would if any of the proprietors were married."
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"But I'd lose all my business to Frodo's of Shelbyville!"
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"I mean-Wait. What is this? Bizarro World?"
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""A carton of malted milk balls, one box confectioner's sugar..."
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"a can of chocolate frosting"-"
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"That's just his shopping list."
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"No. It's his instructions."
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"Hey, Bart. Lfinished organizing the stockroom."
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"Now, when you've got a bum ticker like we do..."
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"you need all the friends you can get."
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"And Moe's is the friendliest place in the rum district."
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"Hey, Homer, who's the manatee?"
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"Very well. I will have a shot of cranberry schnapps."
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"Hey, you knockin' beer?"
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"And stay out!"
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"Milhouse, I'm impressed."
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"Well, I'm really the brains. Bart's just the eye candy."
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"And I answer to no one."
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"Well, then you'll want to stock up on our new superhero."
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"Would you say he's the ultimate superhero?"
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"Point your peepers at Biclops!"
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"There's a price break at a thousand."
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"Oh, man!"
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"Out of the way, Tubby!"
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"Well, pardon me, Oldie Hawn."
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"Why, you ill-mannered sack of crap!"
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"Correction. I do not believe I have ever bought you- Oh."
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"So how many issues of Biclops would you like?"
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"I'm only three months younger than you."
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"Whatever! I demand respect!"
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"En garde!"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"Oh, you see a lot more when you do my daily mole check."
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"What I do for my allowance money is nobody's business."
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"These are never supposed to leave the station."
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"- I really hate to be a snitch. - Don't worry."
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"Well, in that case, my neighbor Homer released a radioactive ape in my house."
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"It wasn't Dad's fault. The ape tricked him."
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"- What's next? - "Mister Rogers Drunk.""
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"We could have a midnight screening right here in the store!"
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"So many restaurants."
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"Oh!"
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"Sunsets."
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"it will not stop..."
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"Let's watch."
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"All right, this is a raid."
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"Well, well, well..."
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"No, sir. We were just exhibiting them for profit without permission."
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"Now kiss me, funny face."
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"If it doesn't affect you, you're not human."
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"Uh, Comic Book Guy, you're under arrest for the possession of illegal videos."
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"Yep. And we haven't been to school in days and days and days."
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"Oh, well. Looks like everything's back to normal."
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"Look, if you want me to turn, just point. That's-"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Mmm, good pancakes, Mom."
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"Well, thank you, honey. They come in a squeeze bottle now."
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"Whoo!"
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"You know what would be good with these?"
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"Let's have a breakfast meeting."
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"Hey, Dad. I bet you five bucks you can't eat the whole box."
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"Five. Why don't we make it 50?"
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"Just one small step for man..."
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"one giant leap for mankind."
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"Uh-oh. Dad's having an antacid trip."
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"And I won 50 bucks."
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"Can I see the 50, Bart? Can I? Huh?"
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"Milhouse, my friend, you and I are going on a spending spree."
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"Wonderful."
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"A $50 bill?"
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"Our wide variety of gum comes in both stick and ball."
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"I'm not really about gum. But I like the whole chewing thing."
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"- Are you averse to crispy centers, sir? - Not at all."
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"Come on, Bart. We can't stop spending now."
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"I'm picking the next thing."
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"Looks like we're down to our last 10 bucks."
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"Hello."
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"Radioactive Man, number 1,000, please?"
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"Please to note, this is no ordinary comic book."
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"It is in perma-mint condition."
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"Yes, you are quite correct to gasp."
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"Also note the price, $25."
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"While my son's at fat camp, I cleaned out his room."
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"Probably nothing. But let us see."
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"Oh! Handwritten script for Star Wars by George Lucas?"
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"Princess Leia's anti-jiggle breast tape."
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"Film reel labeled, " Alternate Ending: Luke's Father is Chewbacca"?"
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"Yeah! He's ripping you off!"
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"Well, if this is valuable, then back to the leaky basement it goes! Hmph!"
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"Hey, where's my melon?"
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"And you are banned for life from all of my performances and TV specials!"
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