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Clips from The Simpsons - Days of Wine and D'oh'ses (S11E11)

"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Grunting ] See? A new pacifier for Maggie."
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"Ha! Look like Milhouse's mom finally threw out his blankie."
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"He'll pay a lot to get this back."
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"It seems I will never sell these She-Hulk vs. Leon Spinks comics."
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"Worst crossover ever."
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"Dad, that's a sports bra."
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"All I know is I'm finally getting the support I need."
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"Look, Dad! Barber hair!"
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"Get out of my dreams and into my car."
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"Irregardless! I am your god now."
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"Homer you can just re-wrap the gas line"
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"So I says to the cop, ''No..."
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"You glum or somethin'? Huh, glummy?"
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"But we did have a shindig for you, Barn. We even videotaped it. Look."
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"and we'll all be a lot happier."
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"[ Gulping ]"
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"I'm a tanked-up loser in a helicopter!''"
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"You mean it's not? Oh. [ Clicks Tongue ]"
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"[ Shatters ]"
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"Santeria, you're the greatest."
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"- East Saint Louis? - Is there any other Saint Louis?"
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"We all know why we're here, don't we?"
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"And that's when you realized you were an alcoholic?"
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"Anything that takes 1 2 steps isn't worth doin'."
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"- ## [ Instrumental ] - [ Giggles ] Hurt everyone."
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"- [ Man ] The Springfield phone book needs a new cover. - [ Together] It does?"
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"Man, these old cameras are really built solid."
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"Elvis played a chopper pilot one time. [ Chuckles ]"
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"You know who else I like is that, uh, Leo Sayer."
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"## [ Humming ]"
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"Oh, you missed some big changes at Moe's."
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"Cheer up, Homie. You don't need friends to be happy."
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"Oh, Lenny and Carl suck!"
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"- [ Whining, Panting ] - [ Lisa ] Okay, that's it."
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"Looks good. Oh, Bart..."
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"I need to do a little spring cleaning."
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"- [ Buzzer Buzzes ] - Crescent moon! Crescent moon!"
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"Ow! Bart, that's hot."
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"Well, that would explain the drop-off in play."
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"It's garbage."
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"- Aaah! Look out! - [ Shouts ]"
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"- [ Grunts ] - [ Horns Honking ]"
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"- You can't drink 'em all. - Oh, yes, I can."
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"Looks like it's up to me."
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"- [ Sighs ] - We should be safe up here."
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"- Hi, kids! [ Laughs ] - Hang on. I'll throw you a ladder."
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"- You did it, Dad! - You can't prove I did it."
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"Well, it ain't beer."
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"[ Gulping ] Oh. [ Burps ]"
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"He hangs newspapers over the urinals now."
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"You can read the sports page while you pee."
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"Very la-di-da."
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"I've made some big changes too."
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"Can you believe I'm flyin' this helicopter?"
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"- Power lines. Power lines! - Whoops. Sorry."
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"Whoa!"
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"- When I think about all the time I wasted at Moe's- - Wasted?"
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"What about our staring contests?"
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"And the way we always knew what football coaches should've done."
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"Remember the day we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?"
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"but I don't wanna do that stuff anymore."
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"- Oh, so you're better than me. Is that it? - I didn't say that."
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"- Take me home. - Oh, don't be that way, Homer."
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"So how was your ride with Barney?"
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"I don't wanna talk about it. [ Sobbing ]"
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"- [ Door Closes ] - [ Sobbing Continues ]"
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"[ Mumbles ]"
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"[ Mumbling ]"
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"[ Grunting ] Stupid Barney. Thinks he's too good for me."
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"I haven't had a friend in years."
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"But you got me. Who have I got?"
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"Oh. Well, you still have Lenny and Carl."
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"Please don't tell Lenny and Carl I said that, 'cause if I ever lost 'em as friends-"
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"If Barney's that important to you, you've gotta work it out."
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"Old friends stick together, like O.J. and A.C., or the Falcon and the Snowman."
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"Oh, why can't I have a nickname?"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"the bulldog didn't ante."
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"Okay, on three. One, two-"
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"Perfect. Phone book cover, here I come. Ha-ha!"
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"Hey! No fair!"
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"Oh, we'll never get a good picture."
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"Hey, why don't we dump spaghetti on Maggie's head?"
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"Hey, Apu, you got any of those potato chips that give you diarrhea?"
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"They're in the safety cabinet. I'll get the key."
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"[ Bell Dings ]"
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"- Oh, hello, Homer. - Barney."
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"- Beer, huh? - That's right."
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"- Enjoy. - That I will."
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"- Then we agree. - You keep thinking that."
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"- I will. - Me too."
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"- Good day then. - Good day then is right."
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"- Ta. - Ta-ta."
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"- [ Bell Dings ] - Hey, you did not pay for that beer!"
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"[ Yelps ]"
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"[ Birds Twittering ]"
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"- The Squidport, the old monorail- - [ Bart ] The Rlay-Doh factory."
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"Come on, Springfield. Sparkle for me, baby."
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"That's it. Heads up!"
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"I said heads up."
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"Lenny, Carl, I know a lot of people bad-mouth you and focus on how you suck, but not me."
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"To me, you're true-blue."
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"- Aw, thanks, big guy. - Now dance, rummy."
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"- Okay. ## [ Humming Off-key ] - Hiya, Moe."
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"Well, if it isn't little Miss ''I'm not wasting my life anymore''..."
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"which he is."
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"Moe, I've come here to make amends for my disgraceful behavior over the last 20 years."
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"- Oh, that's okay, Barn. - No, it's not okay."
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"I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet..."
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"and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled."
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"This is a Channel 6 News bulletin."
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"Fire has broken out on Mount Springfield..."
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"trapping two youngsters and their camera."
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"Oh, no. That's Bart and Lisa!"
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"Unfortunately, fire trucks are unavailable to fight the blaze..."
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"as they're all being used to film the new Burt Reynolds movie, Fireball and Mudflap."
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"I caught up with Burt on the set."
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"So, Burt, tell us a little about Fireball and Mudflap."
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"Well, I playJerry ''Fireball'' Mudflap..."
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