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Clips from The Simpsons - Gal of Constant Sorrow (S27E27)

"It's fourth and nine for the Simpsons."
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"I'll have to call a handy man."
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"That's how you say it: handy man."
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"It's handyman."
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"Which are you saying I'm not?"
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"Unless we need a big fat paperweight."
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"replacing a tile is something"
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"you really need a professional for."
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"We talk about it all the time."
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"Here's your tile. Have fun."
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"Now, replacing a tile is a simple task."
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"As long as the substrate beneath the tile isn't rotted."
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"You know how scared I am of going on a slant."
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"I can't die now."
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"Always fighting to go left when I wanted to go right."
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"It was my only friend."
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"I did man work!"
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"I'm happy to say I was wrong."
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"A bacon apology sandwich."
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"If it dies, it'll stink up the whole house."
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"Nothing to see here. Just kneeling"
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"the closet."
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"when I was livin' in that car."
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"You know, you get enough parking tickets on the front,"
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"they act like curtains."
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"Hey, mornin', boss."
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"Hey, what you take in your coffee?"
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"'Cause I got sugar and I got something called"
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"but, uh, what if I make it amenable to you?"
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"The guy got arrested in a cul-de-sac."
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"Stupid government, trying to keep us down."
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"Lisa?"
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"Okay, I admit it. I think Bart's up to something funny,"
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"Stop asking about the cat!"
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"You owe me three weeks' back rent."
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"Aha!"
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"a poor, unfortunate woman."
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"So, you're gonna tell Mom and she's gonna kick Hettie out."
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"Yeah. She looks like a little bitty railroad bull."
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"♪ I cook my slop in ♪"
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"♪ And my place of worship ♪"
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"♪ And it was kinda my car ♪"
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"♪ Now you're just rolling underwater ♪"
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"♪ While Safeway wonders ♪"
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"Whoa! My roommate is talented!"
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"that was an Appalachian folk song."
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"Really? Oh, I love, love, love indigenous mountain music."
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"But you can stay in our house."
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"Ha-ha! It's a deal! Back in the boy's closet."
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"You can sleep in my closet."
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"How much you charge?"
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"But it would be an honor."
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"Oh, you've hurt yourself."
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"Uh, nope, that's syrup."
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"I just woke up from a wet nap."
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"Okay. Conversation's over."
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"Check, one, two."
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"I like crickets and night breeze in my music."
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"His name was Bascom Lee Boggs."
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"Bascom Lee Boggs?!"
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"like Snug and the Cousin Huggers,"
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"Lead Paint Larry and the Drooly Boys,"
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"Howlin' Sue and Her Vestigial Organ,"
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"No."
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"Oh, no. I'm sorry."
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"Yeah, he got shot in the face."
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"He looks a little like that now."
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"and, um, then she got shot in the face."
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"But you know what? That's gonna turn around"
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"when I show the world what it's missing in you."
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"Well, I don't know if the world's gonna get me,"
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"This will never be forgotten."
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"We needed the school's lights and sound system."
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"And why, pray tell, is that?"
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"Hettie, Hettie, I have a surprise for you!"
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"I will have another cup of soda."
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"She is gonna break your heart."
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"And your heart's as tough as a soap bubble."
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"I'll do it wrong so she'll never ask again."
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"I glide silently through the wall."
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"Aah! Ooh, rogue nails! Oh."
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"Hot pipe!"
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"the baby of the Boggs Family."
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"No. I'm afraid we all do."
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"I mean, they would ask me to. They would..."
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"They'd say, "Hettie, come over here,"
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"and do my heroin." You know?"
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"Is it also true you've been discovered by,"
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"well-meaning supporters time and time again?"
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"Uh, yes, yeah, that is a pattern I adhere to,"
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"Now, if you got some, you don't have to say yes."
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"You just got to blink."
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"Maybe we should take a break."
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"No, no, Hettie, please tell me that you're rehabilitated."
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"Are you saying that you shot your parents in the face?"
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"Lis, if she shoots your face off tomorrow,"
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"She is not going to let me down!"
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"You're out of your mind."
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"So, how'd it go at the co-ed kickball championship?"
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"Lisa's been hiding a dangerous heroin addict in her closet!"
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"I was renting week-to-week!"
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"Why are you asking meow-- I mean, me now?"
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"Homer, I know about the cat."
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"It was pretty sexy pretending you were toolsy."
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"without our permission."
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"Oh, honey, we'll find her."
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"You entertain the audience till we get there."
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"Hettie usually smells like radiator booze."
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"To Cletus country!"
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"Hettie, we need to get you up,"
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"You hush up now!"
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"Fortunately for you, I'm fluent in drunk."
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"Nobody tell me what to do."
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"Hey, I do not give anyone firearms."
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"Can you do the other?"
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"Hello, Springfield!"
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"♪ Slipped in the mud and lost my way ♪"
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"Ugh. Okay, you can sleep it off on our couch."
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"Well, thank you, sweetheart."
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