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Clips from The Simpsons - Black-Eyed, Please (S24E24)

"I spilled my pills!"
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"Benzodiazepine family."
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"Get your razz on!"
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"Could it be?"
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"Please be her, please be her."
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"Is this Ms. Hoover's class?"
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"the new art teacher, Mr. Testacleese."
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"If I have any apples that need polishing,"
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"I'll let you know."
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"I just put an "A.""
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"Well, while you're grading so generously, here's mine."
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"Nothing brings them around like old cafeteria meatballs."
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"Fur?!"
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"It's not really chinchilla."
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"I'll be on my way."
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"Why don't you come on in and have breakfast with us?"
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"Okay."
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"Homer, you know my parents, Capri and Nedward."
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"How many beers did you kill today?"
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"Now, you know we don't discuss politics at the table."
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"I'm going out for a power walk."
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"If not for me, for the mother."
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"Funyuns?"
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"That's cross-legged music."
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"I'd go Henry VIII on those drumsticks."
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"Yeah, it's medicinal."
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"I can't believe you struck my husband."
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"My mustache fell out; this is a clip-on."
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"Sorry, Homer."
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"What about Christian Archie comics?"
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"Ned, Homie's a little cranky right now."
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"More than his eye, I think you hurt his feelings."
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"You know."
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"Now just pull the plug and let me die!"
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"Please don't use that word in bed."
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"That's what I want to know."
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"♪ Welcome neighborino"
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"♪ Hey-diddly hell-diddly"
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"author of The God Delusion!"
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"♪ Whoo"
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"You really want to know?"
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"I remind you of you?"
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"Now you've got a demerit."
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"Principal Skinner..."
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"Not now."
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""Ann, Mark, Bill and Sally are on the Ferris wheel."
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""Ann is behind Sally."
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"is about all I got to offer a woman."
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"What's the matter, sweetie?"
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"I have a bully at school."
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"Oh, I got some explaining to do down at the bank."
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"That place is a killing field."
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"That's right. We..."
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"Maybe you could transfer Ms. Cantwell to another school."
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"There's this guy at my plant, caused three meltdowns,"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I say, "Union," you say, "Power"!"
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"Union! Power."
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"There's an employee with a healthy case of the go-get-'ems."
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"Flanders. How did you get in here?"
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"Hey, I don't go to where you work and read the Bible to you."
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"Just what do you want?"
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"Jeepers creepers, pop my peeper!"
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"Come on, man. What's the catch?"
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"Homer, just call me a little bubble,"
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"Punch me."
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"Hmm."
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"What's this about a fisting?"
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"I'm not punching you, Flanders."
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"What? Why?"
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"And I'm liking the way that feels."
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"No, you can't."
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"It's not for me to judge, Ned, because..."
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"I am the better man!"
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"You should never tell on a bully, Lisa."
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"Lisa Simpson?!"
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"What are you in for, murdering Chopin?"
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"Chopin."
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"I saw the whole thing!"
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"Idiot!"
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"And here comes the tarp."
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"Now there's a baby duck paddling around on the tarp."
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"Oh, I'd go with one at a time, Vic."
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"You know, the great Mel Ott used to raise ducks"
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"And when a duck got sick,"
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"Well, actually, just this one."
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"You want to hit me."
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"to put in your fist for extra punching power."
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"That'll knock the wax off my candle."
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"To elaborate, I want your wife, the teacher,"
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"Got to warn you,"
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"Ms. Cantwell? Yes?"
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"Right."
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"Well, I can't see what harm one kid could do."
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"Stupid Lisa, stupid Lisa, stupid Lisa."
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"plum substitute teaching job."
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"Ms. Cantwell, I can make this stop."
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"I... I can't."
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"I've got to know before you leave."
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"Why don't you like me?"
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"That is so unsatisfying."
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"All you pretty girls are the same."
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"Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life,"
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"Not so pretty now, are you?"
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"Mm, they sure are getting along."
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"Mm?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Mmm."
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"Everybody in."
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"Bathroom break!"
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"Everybody out!"
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"Children, you can stop writing letters of support"
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"to our troops; that was just busywork."
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"She is suffering from severe..."
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"...depression."
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"Not to worry,"
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"Lorazepam and other drugs from the..."
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"this class will be getting a permanent substitute."
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"Please let it be someone smart, motivated,"
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"and who won't just teach us corporate-sponsored lessons."
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