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Clips from The Simpsons - Hail to the Teeth (S31E31)

"I got a few days left!"
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"(shrieks)"
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"(whistle blows)"
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"(yells)"
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"(beeping)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(tires screech)"
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"(grunts)"
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"(train whistle blowing)"
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"I'm a man. So I know what I'm talking about."
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"Are you serious? You know I'll remember this forever, right?"
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"we can see what lies ahead."
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"(buzzer sounding)"
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"I already had braces."
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"(scoffs) Rogue periodontist."
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"Homer took me to a "psychiatrist.""
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"After three sessions, I figured out it was a goat with glasses."
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"Why am I the only one in this family who needs braces?"
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"Cool."
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"on eBay again?"
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"I can't?"
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"Great news: I'm getting married, and you're invited!"
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"-HOMER (groans): Oh. -Why, you ask, am I getting married?"
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"-Jealous? -(easy listening music plays)"
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"Thank you."
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"And now to celebrate, here's Tupac Shakur!"
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"How do you turn this off?"
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"(singing happily)"
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"More, please."
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"Shortened from "Kidzrulovitch,""
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"(lively chatter)"
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"HOMER: Hmm."
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"ARTIE: Jealous?"
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"Feet."
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"Literally. Don't fall off the roof."
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"The man who beat me to planet Marge."
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"Although, actually I am."
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"It says "Money to Burn.""
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"It's so funny. Don't you get it?"
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"Here's the scoop. It's legit!"
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"Coming up at 11:00: nothing."
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"(grunts, chews noisily)"
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"BOTH: Hey, girlfriend!"
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"Uh, who, me?"
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"Her smile makes me feel full,"
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"(sniffles) Positive? Positive?"
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"(chanting): Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!"
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"(straining grunt)"
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"-Hey, gorgeous. -Hey, Bart."
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"(coughing, gagging)"
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"Now you're sure to get that promotion."
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"-Really? -(laughs)"
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"I am more popular because I'm smiling."
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"(growling)"
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"("La Primavera" from Vivaldi's The Four Seasons playing)"
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"Maybe he has matured."
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"Well, I guess being here sort of ends a chapter in my life."
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"That's odd."
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"Not one person from the bride's family."
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"About 20 feet."
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"Friends, family,"
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"(crowd groans)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"When we make sex, it is so, so good."
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"I can't take this anymore. We're getting out of here."
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"You're so happy."
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"(chuckles)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"KEARNEY/JIMBO/DOLPH: Hear, hear! Hear, hear!"
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"You posers."
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"That's my one thing!"
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"No. Your thing is crying when you're punched."
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"-Prove it. -(grunts)"
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"Aw, you're taking all the fun out of it."
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"That's all I got."
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"Look at this negative ad he did."
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"(humming)"
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"I look like I actually feel."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Aw, come on, Marge. This minibar is paid for."
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"I can't help thinking about that poor woman."
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"This is technically his honeymoon."
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"As a woman, I just want to tell your wife"
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"Say it to her face!"
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"I've spent years trying to build the perfect copy"
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"Why would you marry a machine?"
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"actually had some brilliance in it."
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"Aw, damn it."
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"Artie, you and your blue crew of Margekateers"
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"CROWD: Boo!"
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"None for Seymour. He gets gassy."
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"Yeah, I-I know."
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"And now we have a very special moderator,"
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"(crowd gasps)"
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"All I hear is "nag, nag, nag.""
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"based on my stupid smile."
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"(groans): Oh, but it was."
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"In the future, women will be judged"
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"by what they say, not how they look."
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"A toast. I have finally perfected you."
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"(stilted): Power save."
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"(stilted): One percent battery."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Haw-haw!"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Hey, little lady."
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"You'd be a lot prettier if you smiled."
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"What? Who are you?"
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"Smile and you'll be a lot more popular."
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"Well, that's what therapy's for."
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"And he told me I wouldn't be pretty unless I smiled."
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"Sweetie, you are very pretty."
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"Wait. This can't be real."
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"Oh. Well, I-I'm afraid you have to get them again."
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"The man we thought was your orthodontist"
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"was actually a rogue periodontist."
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"This family cheaps out on everything."
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"(bleats): Never went back."
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"(quietly): Braces? Again?"
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"(mouthpiece creaking)"
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