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Clips from The Simpsons - Pulpit Friction (S24E24)

"Are there any two words"
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"weren't really our friends."
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"But they let me take fabric samples."
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"They charged a deposit."
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"Chumps. Don't everyone know that all New York furniture"
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"How did we get bedbugs?"
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"Bring out your bed!"
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"I have developed the perfect bedbug repellant."
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"Marge, Milhouse was clean as a whistle"
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"We sleep in washtubs and coffins."
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"He will give us succor."
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"to return your six iron, Reverend."
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"Everyone says great things about you, Tim,"
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"God help me, I'm paying attention."
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"in a comical fashion, remember?"
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"we love each other."
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"They're always on, and they're always good."
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"One day out of rehab, and I..."
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"Ooh..."
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"Whoa."
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"I don't want a comedian knowing my dress size."
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"We used it in a sketch."
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"What about my dress?"
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"Oh, gee, I'm afraid that dress is long gone."
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"I threw it out the window during my post-show hissy fit."
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"- Wooden! - Plastic."
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"Why do we always argue over coffee stirrers?"
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"That is the wrong thing to say to a snake handler."
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"I use it to keep the raccoons out of my fridge."
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"Homer, I love your passion."
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"No, not at all. It's like a sexton or a rector."
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"Oh, now we're talking. But why me?"
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"But, as we say in the snow plow business,"
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"Just looking for the bathroom."
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"Well, then, you shouldn't feel bad,"
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"Homer, your daughter doesn't want to get married."
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"We let you get up early to watch the Royal Wedding."
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"Since when?"
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"by an episode of Californication."
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"Church bulletin? Church bulletin?"
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"Dad?"
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"Why, you little..."
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"Oh. Mustn't... kill own son."
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"♪ Day by day"
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"♪ Day by day ♪ ♪ Day by day..."
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"Church..."
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"How?"
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"and befriended the garbage man who took it."
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"of Mamma Mia."
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"In a bankruptcy sale, it was bought by a young couple."
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"You never know, Mom. I'm only eight."
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"I might get married someday,"
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"♪ The deacon's job is pretty okay ♪"
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"My butt's place is in my pants."
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"I don't think this is what Martin Presbyluther had in mind"
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"when he founded our religion"
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"The 7500 is all about jets, jets, jets."
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"I'm just pretending I can't understand you."
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"Reverend, we want you to come back."
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"Look, the boy's not even listening now."
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"Reverend, this is just the kind of tomfoolery"
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"No offense. None taken."
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"Ew, locusts."
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"Bingo!"
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"will you look the other way? Hmm."
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"for thinking about doing something naughty,"
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"Whatever. Take 'em away, boys."
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"Ow! He took my contact!"
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"Remember you said, "When hell freezes over?""
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"Help! Help!"
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"Save your civic leaders."
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"Who here has seen The Blind Side with Sandy Bullock?"
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"with scholarship offers?"
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"We're dying here."
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"He maketh me to lie down in green pastures."
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"He leadeth me beside the still waters."
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"Where do you think you're going?"
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"♪ Day by day, day by day"
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"♪ I've got three kids"
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"♪ Two are okay"
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"♪ I hope the boy gets rabies"
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"♪ Day by day by day"
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"♪ Day by day by day"
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"D'oh!"
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"Our poor couch."
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"It sure has taken a beating over the years."
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"Might be time to get a new one."
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"Really? You want to throw something out"
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"just because it's a little old?"
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"Hello, everybody."
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"Rotten, damn, lousy..."
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"more exciting than "couch shopping"?"
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"No need. Already went online"
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"and ordered a new couch just like the old one."
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"And, you know, Marge, those salespeople"
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"They had to."
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"It came from corporate."
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"That's right, sweetie, it always comes from corporate."
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"Hey, this one's going to Springfield."
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"is full of bedbugs?"
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"Forget about it!"
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"It's forgot abouten!"
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"Ooh, wow."
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"New cushion smell."
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"I'm gonna put all my stuffed animals on it."
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"All right, get comfy."
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"Gentlemen, the fort is complete and will stand forever."
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"No way the Nazis will get in here."
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"Oh, I thought we were the Nazis."
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"The latest New York fashion has come to Springfield: bedbugs."
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"Ew, just hearing about them makes me itch."
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"Ooh, ooh. Funny how the brain does that, huh?"
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"It's making me see them."
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"The brain is so stupid."
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"Those are bedbugs!"
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"Probably one of Bart's dirty friends."
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"Boy, why are your friends so dirty?"
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"Don't know. Why are your friends such drunks?"
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"Touché."
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"the best in Springfield like a crisis."
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