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Clips from The Simpsons - Separate Vocations (S03E03)

"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"Wow!"
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"Oh!"
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"Some of you may discover..."
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"Janie, school is never a waste of time."
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"and stare at the front of the room."
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"Here's your scientifically selected career."
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"Military strongman!"
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"Systems analyst."
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"Homemaker?"
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"Run me out of town."
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"Policeman."
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"I'm going to be a famous jazz musician."
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"I'll be unappreciated in my own country..."
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"and I may or may not die young."
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"Tell me if I have what it takes..."
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"to be a blues musician."
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"Show me your chops."
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"[ Blues Melody ]"
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"Yeah."
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"Do you think she could be a professional?"
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"But I'll practice every day."
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"The blues come from in here."
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"[ Screams ]"
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"I didn't steal that copper wire."
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"I just thought they were throwing it out."
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"He's coming on a ride-along."
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"you know you've made a difference."
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"How would you like a street named after you?"
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"[ Scoffing ]"
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"this will be my last entry..."
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"for you were a journal of my hopes and dreams..."
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"and now, I have none."
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"Do you need straight A's to be a cop?"
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"Hey, fellas, let's go shoot some bad guys."
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"One-Ocean-Tango."
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"Whoo. They used nylon rope this time."
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"It feels so smooth my skin--"
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"Where's our backup? I don't know."
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"Huh?"
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"[ Clicking ]"
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"[ Glass Breaking ]"
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"[ Moaning ]"
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"[ Sirens Approaching ]"
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"Sir, I know..."
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"I'm making you an honorary police officer."
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"your badge."
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"[ Bart ] Now just relax your hand."
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"Oh."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, Bart!"
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"but you know you love the saxophone."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"in cities on the moon."
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"So, you see, my sisters were wrong--"
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"I'm ready to chuck the whole alphabet."
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"Okay."
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"I suggest you attack the one thing..."
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"It's quite simple, really."
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"a blatant disregard for our clean air laws."
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"I got my first taste of authority..."
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"There are a lot of troublemakers..."
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"That's the meat of it."
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"[ Yelling ]"
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"Pink belly!"
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"Why can't both our kids be good?"
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"We have three kids, Homer."
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"I have never seen..."
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"I have you to thank."
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"Come with me."
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"Now, to show my gratitude, I want you..."
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"All right!"
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"signed by Nelson's mother..."
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"Things have changed."
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"Hey, Louis, watch this."
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"Let's go, Milhouse."
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"[ Kids Laughing ]"
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"Thinks she's so smart."
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"this class."
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"Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean."
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"Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean."
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"Mr. Glasscock, please reconsider."
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"Uh-uh."
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"[ Whistling ]"
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"Bart, the police haven't had any luck..."
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"Send in the battering ram."
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"Supreme Court."
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"Let's move."
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"That's right."
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"Lis, why did you do it?"
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"[ Skinner] I've been blind."
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"Sorry I betrayed your trust, Principal ''Sucker.''"
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"400 days."
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"Ooh! Big man!"
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"and when you do..."
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"Shh!"
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"[ Chorus ] ##Ahh, the Simpsons ##"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Now, class..."
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"I promised you..."
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"a surprise today."
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"[ Sighing ]"
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"I knew it."
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"And here it is."
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"We're going to take a test."
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"All right! A test!"
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"It's called the Career Aptitude Normalizing Test--"
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"Or ''CAN'T.''"
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"a wonderful vocation you never imagined."
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"Others may find out life isn't fair."
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"In spite of your masters from Bryn Mawr..."
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"you might end up a baby-sitter to dead-eyed fourth graders..."
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"while your husband runs naked on a beach..."
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"with your marriage counselor!"
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"[ Clears Throat ]"
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