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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Fink (S07E07)

"Their tap water tasted better than ours."
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"There's a special on tacos down at the Taco Mat-"
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"I chose the Hindenburg flip-book series. Cool!"
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"Hmm. Checking accounts aren't really for children, Bart."
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"It's okay, Bart. You can share mine."
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"Oh, crap! I shouldn't have said it was a secret."
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"It's too hot today."
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"Turns out that Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history."
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"Some might say you're a hero, kid."
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"Oy."
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"We wrote a song about it..."
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"There's no silver lining here."
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"- You gotta hand it to Krusty. - Yeah."
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"Okay, folks, show's over. Nothing to see here."
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"I wish I were dead."
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"except Sideshow Bob."
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"still, I think, in a way-"
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"for- for so many years."
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"- On the street in your mind. - Why won't you believe me?"
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"you think you see him everywhere."
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"I went through the same thing when Lyndon Johnson died."
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"Ahoy there, minnows."
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"Hmm. N'arr, n'arr, n'arr."
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"- How about Krusty the Clown? - Sorry. I don't do impressions."
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"I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you..."
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"the sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown..."
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"Sorry, kids. There's nothing left for me on dry land anymore."
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"He's happy just being another blue-collar bozo."
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"The incessant beep of the global positioning system..."
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"for a surprisingly large amount."
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"The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing..."
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"of your Great-aunt Hortense."
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"As her only living heirs, you stand to inherit her entire estate."
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"Poor Aunt Hortense."
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"Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo."
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"The only stipulation is that you spend one night..."
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"in a haunted house."
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"- Oh. Isn't that somewhat unusual? - No. It's a standard clause."
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"Well, luckily, there's no such thing as ghosts."
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"Yes, there's no such thing as ghosts."
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"Best night's sleep I ever had."
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"Here you go- $100 each."
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"The rest goes to Ann Landers..."
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"as was stipulated in your aunt's will."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I must have continued talking after you left the office."
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"I do that sometimes."
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"Oh, my."
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"What are you gonna spend your money on, kids?"
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"hundred tacos for $100- I'm gonna get that."
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"I'm gonna contribute my money to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting."
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"Tacos? Public broadcasting?"
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"I won't have you kids throwing away your money like that."
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"You're both coming downtown with me, and you're gonna put that money in the bank."
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"Boy, I sure could go for 100 tacos right about now."
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"No."
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"Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon."
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"You'll feel better knowing your money's..."
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"- in the hands of professionals. - "Ook, ook. ""
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"Are you folks ready to go ape?"
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"- Mom? - A professional in an ape mask is still a professional."
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"And you'll find that saving for your future..."
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"is far more thrilling than any roller coaster."
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"Really? Wow! I should have started a long time ago."
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"Mm-hmm. Now fill out these forms."
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"I'm sure you'll find them more exciting than a weekend with Batman."
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"I got their new Thrifty Saver savings account."
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"2.3% annual interest instead of the normal 2.25."
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"So a year from now I'll have an extra nickel."
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"I got the account where you get free customized checks."
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"No, Mom, I can handle it."
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"Let's see. Pay to the order of... Lisa-"
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"One cent, and no cents."
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"And now the old John Hancock."
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"- There you go. - Thank you."
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"Thanks, Bart. I owe you one."
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"That's a post-dated check, remember."
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"- Don't cash it till the year 10,000. - Okay."
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"Excellent."
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"As soon as the check clears, I'll let you go."
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"That's it. No more autographs. I gotta go."
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"They're naming a new sandwich after me at my restaurant."
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"No need. I'm going to get Krusty's autograph the easy way."
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"If he wants these 25 cents, he'll have to endorse the check by signing it on the back."
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"Then, when my monthly bank statement comes..."
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"I'll get the check back, complete with autograph."
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"No fuss, no muss."
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"That's a good plan..."
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"but it won't impress girls like this."
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"Ew!"
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"Lisa's autograph. Apu's autograph."
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"Oh, what do you know. Jimbo's real name is Corky."
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"And... Krusty."
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"Hey! "Cayman Islands Offshore Holding Corporation"?"
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"Krusty was supposed to sign this."
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"- Take it back and make him sign it. - Uh, no, no."
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"Stamping the back of a check is perfectly legal, little boy."
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"Many people do it to save time."
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"You see, in this case, instead of writing out his name..."
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"Krusty has stamped the name of his Cayman Islands Holding Corporation on the-"
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"Hmm."
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"Uh, excuse me a minute."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I can't divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account."
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"Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer."
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"Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I bought this popcorn fair and square."
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"Sorry. The bank is-"
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"Oh, kid, gosh. I meant to tell you-"
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"And they nailed him, all thanks to you."
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"Not me, however. I love Krusty."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Krusty the Clown..."
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"was arrested today for massive tax fraud."
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"Krusty's years of tax "avoision" would never have-"
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"- What the heck is "avoision"? - "Avoision"- It's a crime."
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"- Look it up. Would never have- - "Evasion. " "Evasion. ""
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"I don't say "evasion," I say "avoision. ""
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"Would never have come to light if not..."
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