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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa Gets an 'A' (S10E10)

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"will be giving a guest sermon next Sunday."
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"Brunch is served."
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"Those suck! I hate this store!"
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"''Jerry Garcia''?"
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"I buy an eight-dollar lobster..."
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"fatten it into an 80-dollar lobster and eat the profits."
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"I'm way ahead of you."
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"Ah-choo!"
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"Oh, my. You're burning up."
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"I'm going to tell the school you're staying home."
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"Hmm. I wonder what's in this glowing barrel."
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"Yes.! I am just four power wands away from an antigravity lozenge."
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"That's a risk I'm willing to take."
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"So long!"
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"You can bluff your way through one test."
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"Mr. blank needs a blank in order to blank his blank."
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"No! Not Brown!"
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"Brown. Brown. Brown."
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"I am. It's a little something I whipped up in shop. Mostly latex."
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"- What are you doin' out here? - We've got a test, and I didn't read the book."
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"Relax. There's nothing here you didn't see when Dad boycotted pants."
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"Oh. Here we go."
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"Ooh, you've got yourself a partner, have ya?"
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"Mmm! He's gonna boil up nicely."
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"Pardon me for asking..."
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"but where the hell's my stupid lobster?"
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"Lobster or no lobster, this is still a very special dinner."
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"It just turned up in the course of my daily rummaging."
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"No. No, sorry. I thought I had it there for a sec."
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"I never cheated before, and I never will again."
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"to discuss the results of yesterday's test."
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"Because there's not gonna be any grant money."
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"Lisa, let's take a walk."
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"- Uh! Good Lord, what a dump. - -"
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"Don't you think those youngsters deserve a regulation tetherball?"
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"We can buy real periodic tables..."
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"- Ooh. ''Dee-licious''? - Correct."
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"Aw, way to go, Ralph."
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"I don't know. I'm not even sure we can keep this one."
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"- What's wrong with you? - Arr! It's not his fault he's a sissy."
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"Someone's been coddling him."
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"Sorry. It's usually the mother."
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"You know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one."
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"a legendary figure in educational disbursement-"
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"Because, after all, education is the search for truth."
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"Wait! How dare you condemn this girl?"
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"Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you."
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"Okay. Lisa's gone."
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"Now, where's the little girl who made this grant possible?"
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"Are you gonna eat that all by yourself?"
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"D'oh!"
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"And may we burn in painful and foul-smelling fire..."
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"forever and ever."
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"A... Men-nonite minister..."
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"Go in peace."
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"- A- - Don't make me come up there."
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"- men. - Whoo-hoo.!"
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"Let me outta here. The guy never stops talking."
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"Oh! I'm starving."
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"Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get Communion wafers and booze?"
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"Three children is enough, thank you."
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"Hang in there, Son. I'm taking us out..."
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"for our traditional Sunday brunch."
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"- Idiot! - He zinged you, Marge."
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"I feel guilty coming here every Sunday..."
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"and never actually buying anything."
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"Why? We're following the rules."
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"If it has a toothpick in it, it's free."
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"Ah. This is my kind of aisle."
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"Soy substitute. ''Whizless'' cheese."
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"Oven-roasted cud."
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"It's packed in its own drool."
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"Gavin, honey, help Mommy pick a cereal."
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"Oh. How about Alfalfa-Bits?"
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"- But, sweetheart, Mommy- - I hate you too!"
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"I wanna live with one of my dads."
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"Mmm!"
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"So, you say this product is known as ''fudge''?"
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"Yes.Just like it was last week."
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"If you're gonna get snippy, I'll take my business elsewhere."
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"Lisa, help Daddy find some normal flavors."
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"''Candy Warhol.'' ''Xavier Nougat.''"
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"Naw. Nothin' made of dead guys."
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"What's in the back?"
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"Hurry up. My hands are getting cold."
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"- Ah-choo! - Oh, my goodness!"
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"- Homer, get her out of there. - Aw!"
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"''Sherbert Hoover''?"
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"We've gotta get you home to a warm blanket and a cold compress."
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"Those are eight dollars a pound, sport."
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"Eight dollars a pound times, say, oh, five pounds is, um-"
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"Let's see. How many pounds in a gallon?"
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"Oh, I can't afford that."
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"Unless-"
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"Ah-choo!"
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"I told you. I'm a financial genius."
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"Lobsters need saltwater."
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"- Dad, the fish.! - Son, I'm still fine-tuning."
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"Oh, Homie. You made breakfast."
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"Nothin's too good for my one and only."
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"Eat! Eat! You're nothing but skin and bones."
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"Much better. Ah-choo!"
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"I'm afraid I can't allow that."
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"The struggle is soon over."
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"Oh, you shouldn't be watching The Learning Channel."
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"- You need to take it easy. - But I'm hardly learning at all."
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"Why don't you play with one of Bart's video games instead?"
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"Hugh Downs says they're the latest craze."
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"Foolish dingo."
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"You must find and devour the seven crystal babies..."
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"or spend eternity trapped in deep didgeridoo!"
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"I am so scared."
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"All right. I guess you're supposed to go through this stupid door."
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"What? Nunchakus? Those aren't even Australian."
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"##"
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"Oh, great. So I'm dead now."
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"Fine. I'm sick of this stupid game anyway."
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"Hope I don't run into that weird little troll."
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"- Hi, Lisa. - No! Pause! Pause!"
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