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Clips from The Simpsons - 'Round Springfield (S06E06)

"I have dinner with all my employees. Right, Sideshow Mel?"
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"Wasn't my fault. It was the Percodan."
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"Okay. Who was George Washington Carver?"
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"- You just don't wanna take that test. - No, I mean it. It really hurts."
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"Lisa, when you get to be our age, you'll learn a few things."
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"Now, get to school, boy."
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"Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble."
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"Read page six of the school charter."
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"We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake."
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"Lunchlady Doris, why are you here?"
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"Nice to see you. Seymour, why is that student lying unconscious on the floor?"
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"This boy's appendix is inflamed and about to burst..."
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"I suppose I should go to one, but I got enough pain in my life as it is."
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"I want you to have my saxophone."
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"So I've played a umbrella for 30 years?"
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"Twinkle, twinkle, groovy cat How I wonder where you at"
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"- Sir, don't you think you've had enough? - I'll tell you when I've had enough!"
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"When was the last time you worked?"
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"Hey, kids. Meet Grandpa Murphy."
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"But we have three grandpas already."
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"It's poison."
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"Lisa, honey, music comes from what's in your heart, not what's on your teeth."
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"Now, I have learned that most of the orchestra..."
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"But he was the only person who had the same love for music that I do."
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"- Remember, honey? - Yeah."
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"Death stalks you at every turn."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Death! - That's only the cat."
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"Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies."
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"If you really want to preserve his memory..."
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""Starland Vocal Band"? They suck!"
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"Death!"
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"- Isn't anybody gonna show up? - Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour."
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"And I won't rest until all of Springfield..."
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"What do you do, follow my husband around?"
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"Albert Dershman, who can hold three billiard balls in his mouth."
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"Glad you're happy. Let's roll."
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"I can't believe it. Five hundred bucks!"
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"I wanna honor Bleeding Gums' memory, but I don't know where to start."
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"I'd love to, little sister, but we don't have his album."
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"Tell me about it. Just look at our morning guy."
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"Now drive, Smithers. Drive."
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"I did the best I could, Bleeding Gums."
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"Round Springfield"
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"Hey, kids, it's story time!"
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"I'm gonna tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new suit:"
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"His sexual-harassment suit."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Anyway, as part of Krusty's plea bargain..."
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"...he has a new court-ordered sidekick..."
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"...Ms. No-Means-No."
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"You're hot. Let's get some dinner after the show."
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"We've never spoken outside of work."
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"I'm surprised he didn't blame his problems on his Percodan addiction."
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"If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain."
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"And now a word from my new sponsor."
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"Percodan?! Oh, crap!"
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"Bart, are you ready for your history test?"
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"You bet, Mom. Ask me anything."
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"The guy who chopped up George Washington?"
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"Really?"
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"- Bart, you said you were going to study. - My stomach."
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"Mom, I think he's serious."
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"Kids are so naive."
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"Like when a sign says, "Do not feed the bears"..."
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"...man, you'd better not feed the bears."
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"Mrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test. I have a stomachache."
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"Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse."
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"Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here."
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"Mrs. Krabappel, I'm done failing the test. Can I please go to the nurse?"
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"Gosh, maybe you really are in pain."
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"Well, it would be cruel not to let you go."
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"Now you may go."
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"Budget cuts. They've even got Groundskeeper Willie teaching French."
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"Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
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"Look, my stomach really hurts."
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"All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids."
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"Your choice: Manic-Depressive Mouse or the Bluebird of Unhappiness."
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"Superintendent Chalmers, meet our new school nurse, Lunchlady Doris."
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"Well, in many cases, the floor is the best..."
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"Oh, look, here comes Lumpy, the school snake."
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"Help! Help!"
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"Oh, Lord."
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"Don't worry, son. You'll be fine."
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"...which will make it easier to find once I get in there."
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"Man, these are primo seats. I could really go for a hot dog."
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"Homer, this is an operation."
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"Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here!"
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"Okay, Bart, I will count to three, and you will be sound asleep."
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"One, two, three."
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"- Out like a light. - Scalpel."
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"Maybe if I fiddle with these knobs."
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"Hey, I smell gas."
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"Pleasant gas."
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"How's my special little guy?"
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"How you feeling, big brother?"
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"Oh, this is wonderful. You're alive."
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"- No thanks to you, Homer. - Why, you little..."
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"Now, Homer, please. The boy's just had a very serious operation."
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"Oh, right."
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"Now, Bart, I found the culprit: A jagged, metal cereal O."
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"Wicked. I got this cool scar."
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"And I get to miss a week of school."
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"Dr. Hibbert, can I have my appendix out?"
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"Why not. Follow me, kids."
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"Nurse, prep these children."
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"I'm glad you're okay, Bart."
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"Bleeding Gums Murphy."
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"Little Lisa. It's good to see you again."
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"It's been a long time."
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"My friends call me Bleeding Gums."
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"How'd you get a name like that?"
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"Let me put it this way. You ever been to the dentist?"
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"- Yeah. - Not me."
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"- What are you here for? - My brother just had his appendix out."
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"- Is he gonna be okay? - Hello, I'm Dr. Cheeks."
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"I'm doing my rounds, and I'm a little behind."
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"He'll be fine."
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"Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor I've had."
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"- What about your family? - I don't really have a family."
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