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Clips from The Simpsons - The Great Louse Detective (S14E14)

"...and stick it in your boobs."
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"Kent Brockman?"
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"Do you like Dr. Seuss?"
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"- No. - Then you'll love Dr. Mas-Seuss."
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"I'll stop talking like this if you write me a check."
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"It just shows you God has a plan for every creature."
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"Now, get down on all fours with your rear in the air."
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"What position is this?"
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"The American taxpayer!"
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"Now, Mr. Simpson, is it possible you're living a double..."
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"You have to do something to protect my husband."
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"Where on my badge does it say anything about protecting people?"
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"...the twisted mind of a murderer."
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"And I know just where to find him."
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"I'm never gonna go to Paris."
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"Which one of these psychos is gonna help me catch my killer?"
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"Oh, come now. We've been through so much together. Just call me Bob."
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"Ugh, what a great show. I wish it was today."
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"This man has tried to kill me so much, it's not funny."
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"- Sorry. - Fair enough."
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"Of all the people you have known, who might have reason to do you ill?"
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"...Fat Tony, the Emperor of Japan, ex-President Bush."
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"- ...the fat little Dixie Chick. - And the state of Florida."
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"Didn't last year's king have to abdicate because he married a commoner?"
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"And I'd do it again."
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"But I do miss the Royal Crown Cola."
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"You understood the dance."
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"Well, we've settled that argument. You can't read a magazine and drive."
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"But your car was built in Croatia."
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"Just fix it, Mr. Sasswrench."
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"Right, right. I'm counting the pennies in the ashtray."
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"There's two."
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"Well, mystery solved."
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"Wait a moment."
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"He's hurt. Go, go, go."
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"Say, Bob, how come you were never able to kill Bart?"
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"Yeah. A kid should be real simple to kill."
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"Oh, why didn't I take more photos?"
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"Like the corners of my mind"
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"Homer's assailant left a black smudge on the spa invitation."
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"Ha, ha. I thought I could get it while it was in the recharger."
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"...local hothead Homer Simpson. Long live the king."
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"Today's Tuesday. And you've had six beers."
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"The killer is out there."
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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry."
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"Phew. Just Italians."
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"Oh, my God. Attention, drunken idiots. This is your king."
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"Sacrifice yourselves to slow me down."
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"Hey, how about some beads?"
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"That museum has been nothing but trouble since it opened."
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"Huh?"
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"Wha...? You saved my life."
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"Don't be so sure."
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"Everything going dark."
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"Frank Grimes..."
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"Oh, yeah. How is old Grimey?"
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"Whoa! Wait, Frank Grimes wasn't married."
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"- How could he have a son? - He happened to like hookers, okay?"
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"Yeah, it's every parent's dream to outlive their children."
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"...and kill you without delay."
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"I've grown accustomed to his face"
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"And dreams of gouging out his eyes"
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"Is plotting how to watch him die"
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"Has made my life a living hell"
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"You've grown accustomed to my face"
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"I've grown accustomed to your fear"
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"Accustomed to"
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"Your face"
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"We shall meet again, old friend."
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"The Great Louse Detective"
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"Three minutes, 40 seconds..."
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"...a new personal best."
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"- Mail call. - Anything good?"
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"The "George Foreman Mail Sorter" will let us know."
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"Mm. "Your family is invited to a free weekend..."
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"...at Stagnant Springs Spa.""
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"Oh, that place is famous."
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"It's where J-Lo hit P. Diddy upside the head with Gary Coleman."
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"Our attendants can take 10 years off your face..."
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"And this place isn't just for gals anymore."
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"It's also for vain, effeminate men."
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"Don't worry, kids. We've got something just for you."
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"Bad posture has floobled and snozzled your neck."
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"Ooh! These turtles know just where the knots are."
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"Help! Please! Someone throw me a stick!"
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"Don't struggle. You'll only sink faster."
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"Oh, I do! I do!"
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"The American taxpayer."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, my God. A naked celebrity. Be cool."
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"Don't stare at his famous wang."
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"Ha-ha-ha. Go ahead, look."
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"The whole world already saw it in Nudist Camp Commandant."
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""I wore nothing!""
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""Do not use steam room..."
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"...if you are overweight or have a heart condition.""
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"Wait a minute. I'm not wearing a shirt."
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"Who ordered the steamed gentile?"
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"...or triple life that your wife doesn't know about?"
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"Triple? No. Definitely no."
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"Uh, second word, chief."
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"Now, your case requires someone who understands..."
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"- Paris? - No. No, not Paris."
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"These are our most dangerous criminals."
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"Each one crazier than the last. Uh, come to think of it..."
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"Wait. You're saying he's crazier than I am?"
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"That's exactly what I'm saying, Decapitating Harry. Now move it."
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"Yeah, yeah. Whatever."
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"I don't think this was a great place to bring the children."
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"- It beats Disney's California Adventure. - Mm-hm."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, that's true."
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"- Access denied. - Oh, fine. I gotta use a fork."
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"Hello, Bart."
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"- What could you offer me? - Your pick of roles in the prison musical."
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"Yeah. Don Quixote, Sancho Panza..."
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"Now, I will need round-the-clock access to all the Simpsons..."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Bob can't stay with us."
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"Dad, I can't believe you're putting my life at risk to save your own."
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"And don't try taking it off because it's taped to your leg hair."
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"- And that really hurts. - Oh, come now."
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