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Clips from The Simpsons - Once Upon a Time in Springfield (S21E21)

"(school bell ringing)"
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"(beeping)"
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"(playing the blues)"
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"Excellent."
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"(laughing)"
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"I don't like this."
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"Good night kids, and don't forget, Krusty loves you!"
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"MAN: That's a wrap!"
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"And you kids in the studio audience,"
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"I passed out during the taping."
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"Hey, if my writers knew how to appeal to girls,"
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"First of all, we love being in the Krusty business."
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"(sobs): Just don't fire me."
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"Me! Me! Me-me-me! Me! Me! Me-me-me!"
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"And I even got rainbow sprinkles."
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"None for me, Marge."
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"I can see them now."
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"Groaning with a "United Nations" of doughnuts:"
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"the masculine contours of the box juxtaposed"
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"Why didn't you try to stop him?"
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"unnecessaries than doughnuts."
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"No! D'oh! Nuts!"
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"Exactly."
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"(derisive laughter)"
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"with an up-and-coming new star."
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"* It's not in my jewels or my crown *"
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"* She's the only girl who matters *"
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"Much better."
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"but she does have a certain..."
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"(exclaims)"
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"You can see the strap on the horn."
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"Just give me this!"
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"All I've had are my meals. And the worst thing is,"
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"but I never seen it happen."
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"(screams)"
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"(chuckles)"
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"I guess these days, headhunters can be anything."
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"Times have never been better for your industry,"
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"Those are business cards. Nice."
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"Krusty, thanks to Princess Penelope,"
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"Let's see what's in the news."
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"GIRLS (chanting): We want the Princess!"
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"Don't forget the unicorn!"
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"Did I hear the sound of wishes being wished?"
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"* Glitter and sparkle, one, two, three *"
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"* You're all princesses just like me. *"
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"Way to sum up the situation."
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"The Army, the Fantastic Four."
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"Think how awesome American Idol"
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"(gasps)"
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"Ay carumba!"
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"(groans)"
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"One of Look magazine's hundred mos t-promising clowns"
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"Funny suicides (chuckles), but still."
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"Whose name is on that sign?"
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"Oh, why do clown things always happen to clowns?"
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"Now other nuclear plants let their employees"
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"But here at Cap City Nuclear, you can actually see..."
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"Gary Larson?! I thought you retired."
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"the in-house cartoonist at a nuclear plant."
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"Man, a lion would not want to see that on his X-ray."
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"I'm the star of this show."
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"Or with a monkey watching me."
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"Krusty... I love you."
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"Smoochie-Poo I Love You Hour."
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"No laughs, just hugs a cuddles."
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"* 'Cause I got a girlfriend under 33... *"
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"Boo! Boo!"
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"* It's still on in my head *"
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"* It will be there till I'm dead... *"
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"at the 1976 Olympics or spending her summers at Holyrood Palace,"
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"I'm a Star Wars. (sighs)"
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"you'll get weekly massages,"
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"Sir, I'm afraid your doughnu t-cutting measures,"
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"Comparing me to old Draco, eh?"
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"* Love, love, love, love, love. *"
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"I'm sick and tired of this woman..."
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"Yes!"
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"Penelope, will you be my princess bride?"
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"Is it, Bart? Is it?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"A wedding is a complex thing, Bart."
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"(gasps)"
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"Oh, Bart, this is all happening so fast."
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"If I hadn't had to work in you, we might've been friends."
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"folderol I can't afford to match."
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"Oh, but these aren't just any doughnuts."
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"This is the 15th marriage for Krusty,"
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"and the first for "Princess Penelope,""
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"(singing in Hebrew)"
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"(clearing throat)"
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"("Bridal March" playing)"
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"to marry a Jew and a..."
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"You're not my ringbearer."
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"I locked him in the Torah room."
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"Kid, what's your angle?"
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"I'm trying to seal the deal over here."
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"I was jealous of Neil Armstrong."
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"They were only married for six hours,"
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"And the one he was awake, was a cat-tastrophe."
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"Wow, wow, this is such an eye-opener."
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"I really love this guy."
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"I won't be good enough for ya."
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"You can never disappoint me."
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"I know your past-- your mug shots,"
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"your bowling alley shoe spray addiction, your country album."
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"They don't bother me."
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"Don't you love me?"
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"Okay, Krusty,"
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"What?! Ew!"
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"(laughing)"
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"* We're after the same rainbow's end *"
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"(belches)"
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"(yells)"
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"D'oh!"
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"Don't worry. I'll put out the flames."
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"Oops! I used the wrong end."
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"(groaning)"
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"Real humor comes from people being nice to each other."
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"There's nothing funnier than a good old bonk on the head."
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