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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Veterinarian (S27E27)

"of lakes and rivers."
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"Mom! Bart got my hair wet,"
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"Hmm."
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"Hey, uh, do you have any waterslides"
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"Right this way, sir."
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"Milhouse, how long you been waiting in line?"
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"to get your Slammin' Salmon line number?"
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"What are you, Amish?"
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"Attention, bathers,"
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"Well, they should."
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"Oh, dear God! Bio breach!"
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"Isn't anyone gonna do anything?"
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"No heartbeat."
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"One, two, three, four, five."
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"Lisa has a boyfriend!"
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"Oh, a boyfriend?"
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"It worked. I saved you."
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"My first rescue."
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"And my first real kiss."
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"while dozens of unheroic onlookers just stood around."
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"There's eight minutes left."
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"They chyroned your name."
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"They described you as "Local Girl.""
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"Lisa, it looks like you're the perfect student to look after"
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"but I'm doing Jell-O shots with former students."
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"This spring break, I'm gonna go wild with responsibility!"
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"Oh, nasty car crash."
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"until the cleanup crew mops up this mess."
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"I'm one of those people who doesn't like"
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"Huh?"
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"Oh, all right."
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"Yeah, still crazy though."
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"I saved a raccoon's life the other day."
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"It was the best feeling I've ever had."
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"I mean, as an intern or anything?"
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"Oh, okay!"
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"Lisa, my dear, can you restrain the ferret?"
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"Heaven!"
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"Chairman Meow is having surgery tomorrow,"
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"so only liquid for you."
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"Mm. Anything more life or deathy?"
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"I could take the animals' temperature."
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"I know what that means, and I am up for it."
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"Oh, Lisa, slow down."
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"Was that you?"
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"Ooh."
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"Homie, I think we need a new ceiling fan."
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"PD... police department!"
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"Chief, Chief, this is Marge Simpson."
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"I think I'd like to do some of those crime scene cleanups."
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"Oh, great, great."
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"Hey, it can't be worse than what I've seen."
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"Uh, it's pronounced "calendar.""
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"What's the matter, little guy?"
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"You haven't touched your berries."
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"Oh, my."
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"Of course!"
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"Huh. Why am I not feeling"
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"the same rush I did with the raccoon?"
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"Hey, a mess is a mess."
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"Huh?"
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"You were more wife to me than any woman I ever knew."
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"Captain, the diagnosis of fin rot"
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"is not the death sentence it used to be."
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"Eh, I've just got one more little problem."
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"Hurry, Doc! His lungs are full of seltzer!"
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"What? No."
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"Actually, I made a little extra by cleaning up crime scenes."
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"Yeah, I got popcorn in there from Kramer vs. Kramer."
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"That's a twist I didn't see Kramer."
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"Some zoo. Where are the rental strollers?"
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"Oh, knock it off. You're not a vet."
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"I have seen tabbies that were more tick than cat."
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"Want some peanuts, Mr. Elephant?"
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"And that goat is allergic to shrimp!"
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"Your breath smells like "don't drink that.""
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"I am a self-selected unpaid veterinary intern."
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"Now let me practice my craft!"
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"I make the choice."
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"That's my patient."
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"They're compression socks from your heart surgery."
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"What's wrong?"
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"It's just that seeing you, lying down,"
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"reminds me of this bloated corpse I had to clean up today."
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"Who's lost the urge to kill?"
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"I'll tell you what's wrong with him: you."
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"Don't fold your arms at me."
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"Lis, look at yourself."
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"You've become so arrogant, you've forgotten who you are."
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"My pet! My responsibility!"
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"Matted hair, dry tongue..."
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"The heart is the seat of love, Lisa."
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"The next 24 hours will be crucial."
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"No, no, no."
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"Okay, Marge,"
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"It is pretty hysterical."
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"That's nice."
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"Oh, man, that's refreshing."
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"Fine, Marge."
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"You sit here, watch your boob tube, have a beer."
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"I have to go help Lisa!"
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"Oh, Mom, he trusted me as only a hamster can!"
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"If there's one thing I'll always clean up,"
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"The theme is boxing."
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"Oh, yeah, no. Come on, it is."
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"I want to thank everyone"
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"Willie, where is your chicken?"
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"♪ The Simpsons 27x15 ♪ Lisa the Veterinarian Original Air Date on March 6, 2016"
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"Wow, an indoor water park."
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"Hopefully, this will put the final nail in the coffin"
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"We all know you're a mother."
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"As a mother, I like that wherever I look,"
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"Oh. I've had baths that were more exciting. Baths!"
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"Oh, my God, a plastic ring."
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"for the gentleman of leisurely proportions?"
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"This park specializes in extra-wide"
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"double-reinforced tubing for the modern American fatso."
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"Oh, well."
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"Cola wars veteran coming through!"
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"Woo-hoo! I'm exercising!"
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