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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Skeptic (S09E09)

"[Tires Screeching]"
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"[Snickers] This sting can't miss, boys."
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"When they show up for their free motorboats..."
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"That doesn't matter. The important thing is we won."
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"I don't know. There's something very peculiar about this."
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"- with extra motors. - Yo, no cuts, bro."
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"[Snake Groans] I call brutality on you."
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"- What's this perp in for, Lou? - 235 unpaid parking tickets..."
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"totaling $175."
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"- Why would a motorboat have a mast? - Because!"
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"Hey, they can't just build a parking lot on Sabertooth Meadow!"
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"Bones, schmones."
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"to Municipal Code 147-C-"
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"There aren't any fossils here, little girl."
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"Now, hold on, Sid. Hold on."
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"Oh, yes. Yeah, we ought to do that."
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"when I found that scorpion in my applesauce?"
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"Well, I'm calling in a favor."
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"I must admit, it is rather exciting. And-"
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""Prinskipper Skippal"- "Prinnipple Skipper"- l-I found something!"
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"[Teachers, Students Exclaiming]"
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"You never know when we might uncover a Tyrannosaurus."
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"[Snickering]"
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"Well, this was a big bust."
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"[Chattering]"
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"It looks like a human skeleton."
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"But these other bones look almost like wings."
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"You mean, like... an angel?"
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"[Homer] Now, that's interesting."
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"[Chattering Continues]"
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"Well, if you're so sure what it ain't, how about tellir us what it am?"
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"[Onlookers Clamoring]"
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"Well, maybe it's, uh-"
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"[Screaming]"
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"[Chuckles] Oh, I got to say, Lisa."
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"It could be anything. It could be a mutant from the nuclear plant."
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"it's a priceless scientific find..."
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"It's a thorny legal issue, all right."
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"Oh, we can work this out, friends."
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"In the spirit of sharing, what say we simply place..."
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"So long, suckers!"
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"[Grunting]"
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"I'm locking it up in my safe-deposit closet with my other valuables."
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"[Kent Brockman] Coming up next, an hilarious boat giveaway scam..."
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"That gives me an idea."
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"- Fifty cents, please. - [Coins Clattering]"
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"##[Continues]"
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"[Door Creaking]"
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"One of the most singular specimens I've encountered..."
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"in all my distinguished career."
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"Oh, yeah. The so-called angel."
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"Can't you do a D.N.A. test or something?"
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"Oh, thank you so much."
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"- You know what? I don't like that. - [Scoffs]"
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"in the face of overwhelming religious evidence."
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"- I am home. - Good. Stay there."
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"- No one gets into heaven without a glow stick. - I'll take four."
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"Ach! Those morons make me so angry."
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"You?"
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"There has to be more to life than just what we see, Lisa."
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"Everyone needs something to believe in."
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"I feel sorry for you."
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"[Kent Brockman] Next on Smartline, the Springfield angel controversy."
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"Oh, that's a bunch of baloney, Lisa!"
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"- TV off. - Science is like a blabbermouth..."
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"who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends."
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"- [Barney] Yeah, he's right! - Enough talk."
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"Oh! I'm paralyzed."
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"- Hey, she's gonna smash the angel! - Somebody stop her!"
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"[Gasps] It's gone!"
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"Okay. Okay, don't panic. Marge, stop panicking!"
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"Well, that's all the evidence I need. Arrest the girl."
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"Give her a nice cell- something in "C" Block."
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"Lisa Simpson, you are charged..."
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"- There's the angel! - [Murmuring]"
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"[Shouting, Chattering]"
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"As for Science versus Religion, I'm issuing a restraining order."
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"Religion must stay 500 yards from Science at all times."
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"Wow! Do you think it flew up here?"
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"Even Lisa Simpson must now agree. We have witnessed a miracle."
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"Oh, angel, listen not to this child of Satan."
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"for the day of reckoning is upon us!"
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"- [Gasping, Murmuring] - Reckoning?"
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"They say an angel has foretold the apocalypse."
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"Just, uh, give me 20 minutes or so to finish these tardy slips."
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"Why we gettir dressed-up, Mom? Are we going to Black Angus?"
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"It's bad enough you're making me go to your stupid Judgment Day."
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"Well, shall we sing a hymn? Uh, "Nearer, My God, to Thee" maybe?"
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"Oh, Marge. Don't let go, no matter what."
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"- Ten seconds till sundown. - [Murmuring]"
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"[Taking Deep Drag]"
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"Ohhh, what the hell?"
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"- [Overlapping Chatter] - [Homer] What happened?"
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"- ##[Trumpet Fanfare] - [All Gasp]"
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"[Whirring Stops, Resumes]"
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"[Chuckles] Not a hoax- a publicity stunt."
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"Very, uh-Very much so."
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"- Hey, does that include rat spray? - Oh, yeah."
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"I'm gonna be honest with you, Lisa. I never did the tests."
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"I hope you understand it was merely a sign of my respect."
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"[Distant Voices]"
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"But you have to admit, when that angel started to talk..."
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"[Beeping]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo]"
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"I mailed these bogus prize certificates to every scofflaw in Springfield."
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"we arrest them and beat them to the full extent of the law."
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"[Laughs] So the hook is baited."
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"- [Chuckles] Nice metaphor, Eddie. - Yeah, good work, Eddie."
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"## [Cheerful Singing]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"Sheesh!"
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"Where's my motorboat, pig?"
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"- You have the right to remain- - [Chuckles]"
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"All right, uh, "Simpson, Homer.""
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"- You're next. - Whoo-hoo!"
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"- What's going on! - You're under arrest, slimebag."
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"You lousy cops. Lucky for you I'm double-parked or I'd-"
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"Dad, why aren't you saying anything? Where's our motorboat?"
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