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Clips from The Simpsons - You Only Move Twice (S08E08)

"## [Jazzy Solo]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"Mr. Smithers, may we offer you a ride to work?"
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"[Chuckles] No, thank you."
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"## [Humming]"
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"Flattered but spoken for."
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"[Sighs] We'll have to go to the next-most-senior man at the plant."
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"- Bart's lawyer is here. - But, Marge..."
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"I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys."
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"and I'm not about to hoist myself out of it."
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"Uh, let's watch something else."
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"Homer, you're trying to talk us into moving to this place."
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"a planned community designed for the workers of the Globex Corporation."
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"Yeah, did you notice how the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down?"
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"Well, we could use the extra money."
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"All right."
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"[Cheering]"
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"- [Tires Squeal] - Bye-didilly-eye!"
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"- No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving. - Oh, yeah."
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"So long, Stinktown!"
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"[Tires Squealing]"
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"Here we are. 15201 Maple Systems Road."
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"[Whistles]"
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"I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. I'm just like you."
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"Get the hell outta here! Ha!"
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"- Ever seen a guy say good-bye to a shoe? - Yes, once."
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"Whoa-ho-ho."
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"[Whimpering]"
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"that we are pretty casual around here."
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"- Um, uh- - [Laughs] Relax, Homer."
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"Having a place like this has always been my dream, Homer."
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"Now, you tell me the truth. What's your real dream? Your real dream!"
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"Um, someday I'd like to own the Dallas Cowboys."
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"Homer, don't give up. They laughed at me the first time I wore jeans with a sport coat."
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"Your job will be to manage and motivate 'em."
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"I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you."
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"That was a phone call. Don't chalk that up to mistrust."
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"Homer, I gotta go upstairs. There's a problem. Somebody ate part of my lunch."
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"Could you, um, work any harder than this?"
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"- [Door Opens] - Okay, folks, let's do it to it."
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"I'm sure you'll feel right at home in the Leg-Up Program."
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"[Gasps]"
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"Everything's perfect here."
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"Warren!"
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"- Hi, Mrs. Owl. - [Hoots]"
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"[Chattering]"
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"Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up two percent..."
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""To Berman's Dry Cleaning. Best wishes, Tom Landry.""
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"All right, team, it's the fourth quarter."
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"then I should just quit right now."
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"Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut. That's on Third."
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"- You got Put-Your-Butt-There. - Mm-hmm."
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"- That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. - Right."
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"Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex. It's the hammock complex on Third."
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"or you'll face the consequences."
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"Oh, my God, the 59th Street bridge!"
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"Maybe it just collapsed on its own."
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"We can't take that chance."
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"- [Laughs] I'm just kidding. - Oh."
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"- Any sugar around here? - Try in there, Homer."
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"By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?"
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"- France. - [Chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy."
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"Why should you? It's mine."
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"## [Singing]"
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"## [Singing Continues]"
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"## [Humming]"
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"[Sneezing]"
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"[Coughs, Sniffles]"
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"Oh, little chipmunk friend, I'm allergic to everything."
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"[Laughs] I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk."
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"I don't expect anything from you except to die and be a very cheap funeral."
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"- Nice work, Homer! Am I proud of you! - Well-"
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"- [Hank] Thank you. - [Gunfire]"
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"My nose is so stuffed up, I can't even taste Mom's delicious boiled celery."
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"I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half, but I just can't drink that much."
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"I'm surrounded by arsonists and kids with mittens pinned to their jackets all year round."
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"[All] We wanna go back to Springfield."
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"What? We've got it great here."
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"[Sighs] It's up to you, Homer."
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"Whatever you decide, that's what we'll do."
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"- Uh, I got a problem, Hank. - Aw, gee, Homer, could it wait a sec, please?"
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"It's the little things that make up life."
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"Well, thanks for everything, Hank."
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"[Female Electronic Voice] T- minus 14 seconds."
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"[Hank] Hey, Homer, you're missin'out on some fun!"
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"Let me just get my girlfriend, and I'll go."
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"- Hey, Crystal, wake up! - [Doorbell Rings]"
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""It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start."
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"[Players Chattering]"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"## [Humming]"
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"We're from Globex Corporation."
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"We're prepared to offer you an impressive salary..."
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"plus health benefits for you and your life partner."
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"The answer is no. What's wrong with this country?"
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"Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?"
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"Here we are. Ten years' experience. His name is-"
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"Marge, I got a new job! It's with Globex Corporation."
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"I get more money, plus health benefits for me and my life partner."
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"- And they'll move us and give us a nice house and- - Move us?"
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"It's in Cypress Creek, upstate somewhere."
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"[Laughing]"
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"I'm sorry, Dad. I just find that very cute."
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"I've dug myself into a happy little rut here..."
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"[Announcer] Cypress Creek, A Tale of One City."
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"- [Woman] Look at this place. - [Police Siren In Distance]"
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"- Somebody ought to build a town that works. - [Announcer] Somebody did."
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"It's called Cypress Creek-"
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"Cypress Creek, where dreams come true."
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"[Announcer #2] Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation..."
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"Well, what do you think of me and Cypress Creek now, Marge?"
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"It does seem nicer than Springfield."
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"Oh, wow! Windows! [Chuckles]"
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"I don't think I could afford this place."
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"- [Doorbell Rings] - Hello. I am not interested in buying the house..."
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"but I would like to use your rest room..."
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"flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items..."
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"and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner."
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"- Ha! Now you know how it feels! - Thank you. Come again."
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