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Clips from The Simpsons - The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby (S31E31)

"D'oh!"
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"(shouting)"
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"(propeller whirring)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(tires screech)"
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"("La Primavera" by Vivaldi playing)"
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"Shady trees,"
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"and that loopy-loop slide"
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"dumps you out on soft recycled tires."
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"Oh, look! It's your friend Hudson."
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"(chuckles) Is that ironic or retro?"
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"It's my name."
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"-Is she free for a playdate tomorrow? -Yes."
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"Has she been in the same room as a peanut recently?"
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"No."
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"Bottle, but I'm not a monster."
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"I can bring cookies."
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"(laughs)"
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"I'll have to tell my partner you said that."
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"I have to face facts."
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"What's wrong? Who died?"
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"but I did see my father take a grapefruit to go."
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"(triumphant music plays)"
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"I've been dreaming about you, my friend."
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"Oh, why didn't I put on my pizza-eating gloves?"
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"The only seats are next to him."
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"They're like kites without the hard work."
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"¶ Well, this is a story of a poor mountain man ¶"
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"¶ Heard a hissing sound and his pants began to fill ¶"
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"Helium."
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"See-through gold."
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"(exhales)"
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"BURNS: I want you to know"
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"that the coworker you thought was Chip Incognito"
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"Sorry I'm late, everybody. Here, have a balloon."
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"Thanks to birthday balloons, rarer than ever."
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"But I got to warn you--"
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"He called on me!"
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"HOMER: So, Marge,"
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"Something amazing has happened to Maggie."
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"If this gets any cuter, I'm gonna bust."
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"I can't very well answer the door with an unloaded shotgun,"
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"(stilted Southern accent): Howdy, neighbor."
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"(grunts) No offense, goober."
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"from sweet Yale beer to Flint, Michigan water."
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"Absolutely no effect upon my..."
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"Hello!"
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"from the inside out."
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"Are you the pain guy or the laugh guy?"
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"(laughing)"
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"which we dismantled, shipped over by small boat"
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"¶ ¶"
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"So unusual to see a baby with a pacifier these days."
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"Your baby has such interesting hair."
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"Very much."
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"Maggie, let's go. Now."
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"(Southern accent): Whatcha doing there, friend?"
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"-A-yup. -A-yup."
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"-to put a man at ease. -A-yup."
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"BURNS: Now, listen."
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"Explain that you have a way to make his life easier."
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"I'd say, "Aw, pshaw,""
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""No, don't say excellent.""
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"Cletus Delroy Montfort Bigglesworth Spuckler."
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"and get ourselves a mess of catfish."
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"(screams)"
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"Seal the deal with a hillbilly handshake."
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"Come on."
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"I consider you family now,"
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"BURNS: Excellent."
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"Not here."
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"Oh, look what you found."
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"She does Pilates, not yoga."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Get this contract signed, Simpson."
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"Perhaps you need a little taste of what's in store."
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"Sorry, Smithers."
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"(laughs)"
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"that makes it official."
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"Oh, I need a straightedge."
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"Yes, Daddy."
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"I can't do it."
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"I hope you kissed your wife well this morning,"
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"you ain't getting balloon one of my helium."
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"Quite the dilemma."
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"Cletus, about your helium."
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"I can't lose to someone so stupid."
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"You're too young to be miserable the rest of your life."
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"In this rom-com,"
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"(tires screech)"
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"(sighs) You know, the one thing we have in common"
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"("Wedding March" playing)"
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"¶ Yours has butter, mine has possum gravy ¶"
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"¶ I don't have long to live ¶"
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"¶ Ooh, you're the best friend ¶"
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"¶ That I ever had ¶"
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"¶ You're my moonshine, and I want you to know ¶"
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"¶ I really love you ¶"
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"¶ Oh, you're my best friend ¶"
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"¶ Ooh, you're a mountain man ¶"
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"¶ And I love to drink ¶"
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"¶ From your still ¶"
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"HOMER: ¶ Ooh, I might not live ¶"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(shrieks)"
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"-(grunting) -("We Can Make the World Stop" by the Glitch Mob playing)"
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"-Flanders. -(shouts)"
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"(screams)"
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"(shatters)"
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"(theme music playing)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Hmm."
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"-(chittering) -(yelps)"
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"Maybe we should find a new playground."
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"Oh. Well, this looks nice."
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"Har-har."
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"bathrooms with doors"
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"Oh, Pirellis."
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"My son seems to really like your daughter."
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