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Clips from The Simpsons - The Lastest Gun in the West (S13E13)

"Excuse me. My refrigeration unit is broken."
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"Hiya, boy. Haven't seen you around here before."
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"Help!"
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"Yes, sir."
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"The most famous movie cowboy in the world."
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"Also worked on David O. Selznick."
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"and I ain't not no un-dummy."
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"Is that horse vacuuming?"
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"Oh, he's not bothering me anymore. Buck McCoy helped me."
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"Would you lasso me a banana?"
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"I want to grow up to be just like him."
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"Swell."
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"Dad, why are you wearing that?"
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"On top of which, I don't look bald."
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"Rattlesnake meat, varmint kabobs and refried whiskey."
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"I love you, Buck!"
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"What about Hawaiian shirts?"
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"Sir, you cannot pee"
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"Can't keep it in"
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"Live from the corner of Zany Avenue"
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"No one can save you now!"
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"What happened, Buck?"
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"I thought if you were looking to worship someone,"
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"maybe it could be your old man."
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"This should be the greatest night of my life."
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"Have we gotten all the liquor?"
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"You guys are sick. I don't belong here."
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"Why shouldn't I be able to drink all I want?"
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"There must be some harebrained, half-assed way..."
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"Uh, please, everyone! Stay away!"
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"The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"A- ha! A free baseball!"
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"A shiny new dime!"
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"Could you possibly eat some free ice cream?"
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"What flavor? Why, super chocolate, of course. Oh, yes!"
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"This day just keeps getting better and better."
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"And here's a new four-legged friend for me."
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"Mom! A dog ate my clothes!"
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"Nice try, but we're still going to Riverdance."
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"D'oh!"
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"You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about?"
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"It's just a pinecone."
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"Let's go where it's quiet."
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"Isn't that your brother?"
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"I said, let's go."
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"Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie."
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"Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless."
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"Oh, right."
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"A crazy dog's trying to kill me!"
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"Really? Ooh! This I gotta see."
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"Oh, he just wants to make friends."
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"Ooh! Who's a good dog? What a goody doggie!"
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"He just a googie..."
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"So, Bart, when does the killing start?"
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"Look, Bart, sometimes dogs or people hate you for no reason."
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"Bart's a goner."
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"Anyone want to be my new best friend?"
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"I will!"
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"Great! Finally, I'll be the dominant one."
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"Be quiet."
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"Ha-ha! Bart's family is poor!"
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"Hurry up, Bart, or you'll be late to be killed by the dog!"
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"What?"
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"I said you'll be late for school!"
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"Phew! Safe at last! Now, I'll just turn around and confirm that safety."
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"Hey, wait a minute. These animals are stuffed."
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"Except that one."
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"Don't worry about these critters. They're just props from my movies."
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"This one's from Gunfight at the Museum of Natural History."
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"You were in movies?"
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"Hold onto your hat, son. You're talking to Buck McCoy."
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"Who?"
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"Yeah, that's right. Buck McCoy."
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"No kidding. Anyway, I climbed over your gate. A dog was after me."
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"I'll show you a trick that you can use on dogs."
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"Who?"
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"Yeah, that's right. The David O. Selznick."
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"Whoa! Keep him away from me!"
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"Trust me, son. You'll be fine."
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"Now, lean down and put your arms across his neck."
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"Whoa! It worked!"
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"Where did you learn that?"
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"Ah, you pick things up."
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"Do you know how to catch a wild boar with a teaspoon?"
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"No!"
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"Well, what do you kids do all day?"
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"Well, right now I'm supposed to be in school."
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"School? Huh! Why bother? I quit after fourth grade,"
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"It's like you're living in a steakhouse!"
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"Well, thank you. Most people just mutter that."
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"If you can call it that."
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"He soils as much as he cleans."
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"Frank the Wonder Horse was in 24 of my pictures."
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"5:00? I better get home for dinner."
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"Well, come back anytime, pardner."
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"To the laundry room!"
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"Here we are."
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"Hi, honey. Where's that vicious dog? I made him a biscuit."
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"Buck McCoy? He was the greatest of them all!"
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"He was bigger than opium!"
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"I met one of my heroes today."
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"She started the first..."
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"Junior Buckaroo, 2nd Class. Little Grampa Simpson."
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"Cool!"
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"After that I starred in Wyatt Earp Meets The Mummy."
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"Then Six Brides For Seven Brothers."
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"They were pictures that the whole family could enjoy."
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"No drugs, no nudity, no cussing."
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"Just drinking, fighting and tripping horses with wires."
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"What's this lunchbox made of?"
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"Well, back in my day, we had a thing called metal."
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"Everything was made of it. Lunchboxes, cars, you name it."
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"Me-tal."
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"Hey, can you still do cowboy tricks?"
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"Well, here's one I did in The Wild Lunch."
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"Everything tastes better when it's lassoed!"
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"Now how the hell would I do that?"
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"I guess you're not going to have an adventure this week."
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"Huh. Just you wait."
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