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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart on the Road (S07E07)

"Dad, you said I could trust you."
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"And Bart could be the courier."
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"You're operating without a T-437, Springfield!"
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"But I don't think I'd go back again next year."
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"Good night."
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"D'oh!"
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"G.M. Chrysler! I can't afford that!"
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""Go To Work With Your Parents Day"?"
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"Bart can take my place at the plant."
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"Ever wonder how crackers get salted?"
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"As a safety inspector, I'm responsible for changing most of these lightbulbs."
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"'Cause they won't hire an assistant."
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"Martin, you're up one million dollars."
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"This I.D. is completely fake."
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"A fake I.D.? Cool!"
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"Greetings, chums! Were your days at work as profitable as mine?"
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"Oh, yeah, right."
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"of preparing an airtight and utterly plausible alibi..."
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"I've been selected to represent the school..."
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"Bart, we gotta stop and get a cup! Uh, Bart?"
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"Cruise control, my good man. Everybody all set back here?"
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"Oh. You want to speak to Lisa."
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"So you probably wouldn't want to spend another day at work with me."
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"The Hungarians have built a giant, motorized Rubik's Cube..."
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"Simpson, what in God's name are you-"
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"Simpsons."
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"Sleeping bags on the floor, a roaring fire."
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"If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself..."
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"That's it! Back to Winnipeg!"
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"- Bart, can we stop for ice cream? - Yes."
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"I don't see why not."
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"- Thanks, Mom! Bye! - talk to."
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"I didn't think he was gonna do "Moon River"..."
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"Uh, do you have a crush on anyone?"
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"Moe thinks he knows a lot more than Moe knows."
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"Uh, excuse me. Is this the world's fair visitor's center?"
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"It's really nobody's fault, right?"
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"Huh? Right?"
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"Come on! This train goes right through Springfield."
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"So how's the National Grammar Rodeo, Bart?"
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"Lisa, I need your help, so I'm gonna let you in on a secret- there's no such thing."
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"There's something troubling me, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret."
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"No! No! Then he'll know I told!"
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"The Simpsons"
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"I- Good Lord! They've got this all wrong."
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"Yes, this is Principal Seymour Skinner."
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"- How can I help you, Principal? - I'm afraid there's some problems with my tickets."
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"I asked for a center seat, not an aisle seat."
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"I specifically requested not to have the kosher meal."
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"Okay, I've gone ahead and made those changes."
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"With the one-day advanced purchase price..."
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"it's just an extra $7,830."
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"But I can't close the school a day early just to suit my vacation."
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"Or can I? Think, Seymour, think."
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"Yes, Go To Work With Your Parents Day."
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"and apply your knowledge of fractions and gym to real-world situations."
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"And Scratchy Show"
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"I still don't understand why you get to stay home and watch Mom work."
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"Because I've always been an advocate of women in the workplace, Lise."
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"I can't help it if Mom's workplace contains our TV."
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"I'm honored, Bart, and, Lisa, you'll have a fine time at the plant with Dad."
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"You've been interested in nuclear power for years."
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"I've signed numerous petitions to shut down that plant."
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"- Well, there you go! - Mom, you're blocking the TV."
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"If you need something to do, you can fill out my form. Here."
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""Parent's occupation."
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""Please note: Homemaker is not allowed as it is not real work."
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"That's why you don't get paid for it. ""
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"Oh, but he so wanted to see women in the workplace."
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"How about Aunt Patty and Aunt Selma at the D.M.V.?"
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"Of course! Of course!"
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"I would never ever have thought of that."
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"Some days we don't let the line move at all."
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"We call those "weekdays. ""
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"Good one."
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"At least I'm not stuck at the cracker factory like Milhouse."
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"Wow!"
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"Have I!"
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"I never knew cracker production could be so exciting!"
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"But where do they make those crackers with the peanut butter already inside?"
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"- Uh, put this on and come with me, son. - Whoo-hoo!"
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"Mmm. Doughnut?"
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"No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?"
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"This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit."
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"Uh-"
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"Oh! This is a map of nuclear sites around the country."
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"Why are there so many burnt-out ones?"
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"Martin, here's $10 to invest in the futures market."
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"Soy! Soy! Soy!"
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"Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy!"
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"Yes!"
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"But now you've lost all but $600. You got greedy, Martin."
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"I'm sorry. I guess watching me isn't any more exciting than being me."
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"Maybe we can make your job more fun."
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"- What are those? - I don't know."
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"Well, what if we used our imaginations?"
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"Houston- We have a problem."
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"I'm going after him!"
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"Boy, this is a lot more fun with a second person."
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"Okay. One more step."
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"I just gotta go laminate your license. You'll get it in two to three weeks."
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"Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in."
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"Bart, I left the driver's-license-making machine on."
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"Turn it off."
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"Twenty-five years old? You're not 25 years old."
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"Yes, you're right, Milhouse."
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"It is a fake, which makes it a fake I.D."
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"And it's our ticket to the best spring break of our lives!"
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"One adult and two children, please."
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"I can think of at least two things wrong with that title."
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"Twenty-five? Whoa!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. "S," but I gotta check everybody."
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"What, are you kidding? I take it as a compliment."
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"Three beers, please."
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"Hey! Join the party!"
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"Spring break! Yeah!"
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"Well, when are we gonna get rowdy?"
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"Maybe when we find something decent to do with this I.D."
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"We could go rent a carpet shampooer."
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"I just had a sinful shopping spree at Wee World."
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