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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer at the Bat (S03E03)

"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"Hey, Homer, slow down."
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"[ Choking ]"
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"Hey, Homer's choking again."
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"Isn't there a first aid chart around here somewhere?"
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"It wasn't our best season."
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"Actually, it was."
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"This year it's gonna be different."
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"What makes you so damn sure?"
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"I have a secret weapon."
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"Hey, he's been holding out on us, huh?"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"What's that? A homemade bat?"
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"a homemade bat."
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"when I locked myself..."
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"and set to work making the world's greatest bat."
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"Homie, come to bed."
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"Homer, go back to the garage."
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"Wow! How many home runs..."
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"you going to hit with that?"
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"Hit one here, Charlie!"
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"Any man scoring has to chug a beer."
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"Chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings."
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"Armored car being robbed at Fifth and Main."
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"[ Marge ] And the next man wants to hit the ball too."
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"And everyone is happy."
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"Where's that secret weapon?"
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"And I got an enchanted jockstrap."
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"[ Taunting ] Ha-ha! Cops can't win!"
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"- Get his license and registration. - Right, Chief."
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"But first, let's see it again in super slow motion."
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"I got my magic bat off a piano."
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"If we beat Shelbyville, we capture the pennant."
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"The Gladiators from my power plant..."
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"I disagree."
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"Why don't we make it interesting?"
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"I thought you would start with a small amount..."
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"we would bait each other and--"
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"Is it wrong to cheat to win a million dollar bet?"
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"Is it wrong if I cheat to win a million dollar bet?"
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"We'll give them token jobs at the plant..."
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"Honus Wagner, Cap Anson..."
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"What is it, Smithers?"
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"and, uh, passed on."
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"In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 1 30 years."
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"Damnation!"
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"That's right, Mr. Canseco."
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"It sounds like fun."
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"[ Gunshot ]"
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"Are you Mike Scioscia?"
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"How do you like working for the Dodgers?"
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"but sometimes I wish I had something more blue collar..."
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"like an oil refinery..."
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"We should talk."
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"- [ Doorbell Rings ] - Hello. Are you Don Mattingly?"
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"Can I get you something? What's your name?"
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"How would you like to be a ringer..."
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"Would I?"
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"for the softball team on the board over there..."
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"- Wait a minute. - What's going on?"
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"With them on the team, you won't need us."
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"One more outburst, and I'll send you back to the big leagues."
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"- I play right field too. - So?"
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"Well, I've never met you, but... yes."
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"You're the one who told me I could do anything if I put my mind to it."
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"No matter how good you are..."
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"Or Homer Simpson."
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"It has been known to cause gigantism..."
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"Try some."
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"Excellent."
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"You are all very good players."
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"We are all very good players."
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"You will beat Shelbyville."
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"We will beat Shelbyville."
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"Some of these guys have a bad attitude, Skip."
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"They sure do, Strawberry."
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"Scioscia, I don't get it."
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"You're a ringer, but you're here every night..."
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"It's a relief from the pressures..."
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"Me, me."
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"Pick me, pick me."
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"Damn!"
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"All right, I'll take Louis."
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"You heard me, hippie."
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"The Shelbyville game."
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"So lights out at 7::30..."
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"They pack a wallop."
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"Before I post the starting lineup..."
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"- No hustle either, Skip. - That's right, Darryl."
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"Way to go."
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"Clemens, did I make the team?"
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"You sure did."
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"Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!"
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"Are you Ken GriffeyJr.?"
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"and are unable to play tomorrow."
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"But that will never happen."
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"Three misfortunes, that's possible..."
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"seven misfortunes, there's an outside chance..."
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"[ Siren Blaring ]"
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"Well, well."
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"Steve Sax from New York City."
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"But there's hundreds of unsolved murders..."
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"[ Ticking ]"
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"be... able..."
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"Dr. Hibbert..."
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"I'll save your baby."
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"Never fear, ma'am. I'll save your cat."
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"Yeah, but none of my friends can watch me."
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"Uh!"
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"Yeah, that's showing him, Barney."
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"on every unsolved crime in our fair city."
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"Don't I get to call my lawyer?"
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"[ Door Slams ]"
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"We've seen it, Dad."
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"For the last time, get rid of those sideburns."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"What about Clemens?"
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"Sir, he's in no condition to play."
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