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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa's Sax (S09E09)

"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo]"
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"All right! They're gonna show his disastrous marriage to Mia Farrow."
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"Whoever you are. Just pass it along, kid."
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"And in my two extra years on this planet..."
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"This saxophone is like my oldest friend."
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"with songs, sketches and crudely drawn filler material."
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"If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it."
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"- Yeah, right. - [Skinner] Ms. Rhipps, the school nurse..."
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"## [Singing]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"No matter what Bart tried, he just couldn't fit in at school."
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"I did."
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"- Get the hell out. - I'm gone."
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"- Aah. - Mrs. Simpson..."
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"Over 75% of our graduates go on to first grade."
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"and Lisa's gifts were going to waste."
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"And sometimes I feel so smothered by this family..."
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"Gimme those! Better wash these off."
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"[Snoring]"
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"Um, an art class, ballet lessons."
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"I cannot believe this. I'm trying to give our daughter a head start in life..."
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"Oh, nothing."
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"[Imitates Fart]"
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"[Laughing]"
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"[Laughing]"
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"- Help us, Homer. - Yeah, help us, you fat yutz."
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"It's not how it looks. It's how it sounds."
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"[Squealing]"
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"[Groans]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"##[Jazz]"
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"- [Homer] Lisa! Enough "saxomaphone" already! - ##[Stops]"
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"##[Jazz Resumes]"
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"-"
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"[Beeping]"
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"[Beeping]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"D'oh. [Screams]"
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"- ##[Singing] - ##[Riano]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"## [Continues]"
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"##[Homer Singing]"
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"##[Marge, Homer Singing]"
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"## [Continues]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"[Audience Applauding]"
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"[Announcer] The Simpsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience."
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"Hey there, meathead. What are you watchir?"
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"Oh, I thought I'd check out the Warner Brothers Network."
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"## [Singing]"
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"I need a drink."
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"[Announcer] It's the TV movie of the year-"
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"The Krusty the Klown Story:"
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"Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies..."
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"Starring Fyvush Finkel as Krusty the Clown."
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"I went through a five-year orgy of nonstop pills and booze..."
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"with nothing to show for it but four Emmys and a Peabody Award."
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"with nothing to show for it but four Emmys and a Peabody Award."
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"[Groans]"
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"Chan Ho, your mother Mia and I are getting a divorce."
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"Chan Ho is over there. I am Chin Ho."
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"[Laughs] What a bad father."
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"[Whirring]"
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"- ##[Saxophone] - Lisa, knock off that racket!"
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"But, Dad, I'm supposed to practice an hour a day."
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"- I'll practice you! - You'll practice me? What does that mean?"
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"Is it supposed to be some sort of threat?"
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"- [Groans] - ##[Saxophone]"
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"- Bart, make her stop. - Hmm."
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"Look, Bart, I have to practice my saxophone, and you can't stop me."
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"Oh, yeah? My dear Lisa, you are eight, and I am 10."
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"I've learned a few tricks."
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"- Gimme that sax! - No!"
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"- I said gimme! - I said no!"
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"- Gimme it. Gimme, gimme, gimme! - No! No, no, no!"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"[Crying, Sniffling]"
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"Aw, Lisa, it doesn't look so bad."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Ew! Lisa, honey..."
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"if it'll make you feel better, I'll destroy something Bart loves."
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"- Hey! - Don't worry, Son."
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"If that bothers you, I'll destroy something Maggie loves."
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"Dad, you don't understand."
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"I've had it for as long as I can remember."
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"- You don't remember how you got it? - Nuh-uh."
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"Oh, well, it all happened in 1990."
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"Back then, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince was currently known as Prince."
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"Tracey Ullman was entertaining America..."
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"And Bart was eagerly awaiting his first day of school."
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"##[Man Singing]"
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"- Look, Mama! - Oh, honey, I can't right now."
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"Bart's gonna be late."
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"Hmph!"
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"Now, Son, on your first day of school..."
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"I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me."
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"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly."
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"Lousy traumatic childhood."
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"[Honks]"
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"Ooh, there's the bus. Good-bye, sweetheart."
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"School will be fun."
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"[Skinner] Welcome, kindergarteners."
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"I'm Principal Sinner- Skinner."
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"- [Laughing] - Well, that's it. I've lost them forever."
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"Now I'd like to introduce you to Lunch Lady Doris..."
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"who will serve you healthy, nutritious meals."
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"who will provide ointments and unguents..."
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"and Jimbo, the school bully..."
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"who will administer noogies and nipple twisters."
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"- I look forward to whaling on all of you. - [Gulps]"
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"## [Singing Together]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"Added extra clap. Not college material."
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"- ## [Humming] - Hey, wee bairn!"
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"[Shouts In Thick Scottish Accent]"
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"Can't you understand English?"
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"- [Door Closes] - Hi, honey. How was your first day of school?"
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