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Clips from The Simpsons - Trilogy of Error (S12E12)

"Son of a diddly!"
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"Breakfast!"
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"And it sounds like he has big news!"
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"Yech!"
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"Oh! This is why I can't have nice things."
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"- Ooh! Can I have a brownie? - They're for after dinner."
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"- Ooh! Can I have dinner? - You can't have a brownie, period."
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"123 Fake Street. Got it."
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"You want people food? I can get you people food."
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"Oh!"
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"We've gotta get to the hospital, Homer!"
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"Okay. If the doctor asks why you cut it off..."
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"- That'll keep your thumb fresh and delicious. - Thanks, Moe."
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"Well, I really shouldn't, what with my massive blood loss and all."
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"Although I do like the occasional beer."
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"- Hey, thanks for stopping. - T'ain't nothin'."
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"You and me share a common infirmity."
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"Oh, crap! It's on fire!"
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"It's too late."
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"Linguo... dead?"
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"That's Milhouse."
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"And it sounds like he has big news!"
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"Wanna go see my project for the school science fair?"
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"- Here, little fella. - Dad, no!"
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"- Error. - I'm sorry. I thought he was a party robot."
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"Hang on, Linguo. You'll be up and conjugating in no time."
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"Almost done. Just lay still."
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"- Lie still. - I knew that. Just testing."
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"Sentence fragment."
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"Uh-oh! The bus!"
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"Kiss first place good-bye, Lisa!"
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"Idiot! You almost ran over a viewer!"
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"And she's in our key demo! Sorry about that, kid. Need a ride?"
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"- Can you take me to school, Krusty? - Hop in."
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"Hey, moron. Springfield Elementary, and step on it."
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"Can you believe that?"
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"I am impressed."
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"- What do your friends call you? - I don't really have any friends."
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"Of course you will... at the magnet high school. Now, go."
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"That's about when Dad gets the brew shakes."
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"Why, I'd be delighted to sell you some illegally smuggled goods."
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"- That sounds like Fat Tony. - Only one way to be sure."
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"Hey, where's that voice coming from?"
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"My bad. I can't work my answering machine either."
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"Now I need a new informant."
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"Mom, where'd you get that car?"
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"I stole it from McBain after I cut off your father's thumb."
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"Oh, he's on the Blue Man Group again."
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"Hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey!"
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"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"
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"Breakfast!"
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"That's Milhouse."
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"- What's it like riding a girl's bike? - It's disturbingly comfortable."
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"Tijuana Toilet Crackers!"
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"We gotta hide!"
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"Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool."
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"Okay, drop the knife, Stabitha!"
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"to put you boys away for a long time."
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"and get them to say something incriminating on this tape."
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"Yeah. It's cheaper than blank tape."
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"Yeah, I was gettin' sick of running those unions."
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"Why, I'd be delighted to sell you some illegally smuggled goods."
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"Take him out!"
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"Me and him are gonna whack you in the labonza!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Breakfast?"
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"Cereal?"
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"That's Milhouse."
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"Wanna go see my project for the school science fair?"
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"No, Lisa."
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"But I sure don't wanna eat this crappy breakfast."
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"Meet Linguo, the grammar robot. I built him all by myself."
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"If you misuse language, he'll correct you."
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"Well, let's put him to the test."
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"Me love beer."
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"I love beer."
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"- Error. - I'm sorry. I thought he was a party robot."
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"Every time I design a robot, somebody comes along and-"
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"- Homer wants a brownie. I'm gonna get one. - No."
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"- Coming in from the left. - Stop it."
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"- Or is it the right? Look out for the reach-around! - Homer!"
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"He shoots, he sc- My thumb!"
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"Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand, Marge!"
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"Well, calm down. If we hurry, they can reattach your thumb."
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"We've just gotta get your thumb to the-"
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"Okay, boy. Drop the thumb."
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"Nobody's gonna tackle you."
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"I cut off my husband's thumb."
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"You'll burn for this- burn in jail!"
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"Uh, what's your address so I can come arrest you?"
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"it's, um, 123 Fake Street."
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"Oh, please give it back!"
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"I have nothing he wants!"
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"- went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft. - Yea!"
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"What the diddlio?"
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"Give me back my thumb!"
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"Oh, doodlebugs."
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"My Ferrari! I had to do awful things to pay for her."
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"I'm sorry, Homer. Your H.M.O. Doesn't cover this type of injury."
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"But I have finger insurance!"
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"- A thumb is not a finger. - Isn't there anything you can do?"
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"Well, I could cut off the other thumb for a sense of symmetry."
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"Symmetry, eh?"
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"Hibbert's really losing it. We're going to Dr. Nick's."
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"We need more ice. My thumb is fading fast!"
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"Quick! Moe, Marge cut off my thumb!"
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"No problem. Just stick the old eye gouger in the pickle brine."
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"Hey, ain't you gonna have a beer?"
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"Total rip-off of the Smurfs."
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"- We gotta wake him up. - A little coffee'll do the trick."
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"What?"
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"I gotta get to Dr. Nick's!"
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"Oh, why isn't this working?"
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"If anyone ever tells you a hog won't eat a finger, they's lyin'."
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"Can you drive me to Shelbyville Hospital?"
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"I reckon so. Hey!"
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"Somebody done "stolded" my wheels!"
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"Thanks a lot. Now I gotta walk to Shelbyville."
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"is..."
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"dead."
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