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Clips from The Simpsons - Eeny Teeny Maya Moe (S20E20)

"I love to see this!"
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"The Utica Mohawks'Pete Mavroudis has broken through the 'Topes defense!"
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"Stop them, Babando!"
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"Once again, today's final score..."
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"(GRUNTING) Hmm."
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"Maggie!"
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"Hey, Maggie! Maggie, look at my face."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(CAR SCREECHING TO A STOP)"
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"She seems upset."
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"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)"
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"All right, Homer. Let's see what my baby's been up to."
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"Marge, Moe and Maya are here for our double date."
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"For you."
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"Anyway..."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Our first dance will be on the head of a pin, there."
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"(MOE SOBBING)"
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"I'll save you, Maggie!"
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"(GROANING)"
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"(DISGUSTEDLY) Hmm."
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"(CONTENTEDLY) Mmm."
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"Now the other players are joining in."
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"ANNOUNCER 2: Uh-oh! Someone could lose a tooth!"
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"(GURGLING)"
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"This is no time to pat the bunny, Maggie."
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"Daddy's watching a very important"
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"Mid-Atlantic Hockey League Conference semi-final do-over game."
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"ANNOUNCER 1: As we enter the seventh amazing overtime,"
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"wait impatiently to begin their matinee performance."
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"Hold the Black Label, Mabel!"
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"He winds up for the shot and Delacroix slides in front!"
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"You're supposed to be spending time with your daughter!"
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"I will when it's not sports season! I just want to know how the game ends!"
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"And this game is over! Unbelievable! You'll never see anything like that again!"
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"So that will do it,"
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"from Wayne Buckhorn, Jean-Pierre Petomane, and me, Don Jacque LaLonde,"
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"here at Utica 's Kill-Kwik Rat Poison Arena!"
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"What's the score?"
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"Now stay tuned for Picking the Perfect Apple."
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"It's already in progress."
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"D'oh! The score, damn you!"
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"- Yeah? ...is already in the books."
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"Good night!"
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"Oh! I will never know the score!"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"You want to know the score? I'll tell you the score!"
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"Marge. This is a definite high point for our marriage."
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"Here's the score, mister."
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"- Yes? - Your daughter barely knows who you are!"
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"That's ridiculous."
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"Who's your daddy, Maggie? Who's your daddy?"
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"- He is pretty good with her. - Oh!"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Look, Marge! It's just what you want, me spending the day with Mugsy."
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"Marge, you're not naggy. You just set the bar impossibly high."
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"Can you at least bring a sweater for Maggie?"
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"Impossibly high."
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"Now, let's get started on the greatest daddy /daughter day ever!"
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"(HUMMING HAPPILY)"
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"Hmm?"
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"Hmm."
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"(SCOFFS) Not even heated up. Typical dog."
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"This is it, Maggie."
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"The place where Daddy goes every morning."
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"Now, you learn your numbers from these billiard balls"
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"while Daddy gets happier and happier and then sadder and sadder."
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"- Moe, what are you doing? - I'm spiffing up the place."
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"Jeez. Can't a guy clean his bar for the first time ever"
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"without people making polite inquiries?"
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"Huh. I got a window here."
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"Ooh!"
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"Hey, Maggie could play out there while I watch her from in here."
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"What do you say, Maggie?"
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"Ah! Her first enabling."
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"HOMER: Hi, Maggie! CARL: Up here, beautiful!"
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"- LENNY: Yo, Mag! - It's me, Uncle Barney!"
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"Remember? I taught you your ABCs."
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"(SINGING) A, B, P, K..."
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"R..."
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"So, I suppose you guys are still wondering why I'm cleaning the bar?"
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"- Hey, Maggie! Maggie, Maggie, Maggie! - Hello, Maggie! Hello, Maggie!"
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"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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"It all began about a month ago."
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"It was a typical Friday night."
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"Me surfing the net at the public library with occasional drinking fountain breaks."
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"Ah! Just how I like it, warm and rusty."
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"Ooh!"
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"I couldn't believe it."
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"I finally found an intelligent, sophisticated woman"
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"who hadn't heard any of my knock-knock jokes."
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""Orange who?""
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"All right, Moe. Give it a punch line, nice and easy."
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"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
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"The gargoyle has landed!"
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""You're funny.""
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"Very nice. Now how can I put this?"
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""Are you sure you're not actually some creepy guy in a public library?""
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""No. How about you?""
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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""Actually, there is a much creepier guy right next to me.""
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"You know I'm a woman!"
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"We used to own a cat together! She had babies! Here's yours!"
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"(SHOUTING)"
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"MOE: I would do anything to chat with Maya,"
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"short of actually purchasing a computer."
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"We decided to take the next big step, exchanging photos."
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"Darest I click on this jpeg?"
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"No! I daresen't!"
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"Yes, I darest!"
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"So, what did she look like?"
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"ALL: Whoa!"
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"Yeah, she was a knockout."
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"Which meant I was screwed because now I had to send her a picture of me."
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"All right, before I send this, I'd better un-beady the eyes,"
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