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Clips from The Simpsons - Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (S04E04)

"[Bell Ringing]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"Captain, Klingons Off the starboard bow."
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"It's no good, Captain. I cannot reach the control panel."
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"Now, be good for Grampa while we're at the parent teacher meeting."
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""The Fonz, Henry Winkler..."
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"- [ Gasps ] - [ Snoring ]"
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"-Just do it. - [ Groans ]"
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"- Bart, stop being confident. - [Grampa] Doggoneit!"
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"- [ Panting ] - [ Yelps ]"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this."
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"- [ Gasps ] - Huh?"
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"Well, you could punish me, but--"
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"I swear to you-- the next time he does something wrong, I'll punish him and make it stick."
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"Yaah!"
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"## [ Orchestra ]"
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"- [ Whistle Sounds ] - [ Horn Tooting ]"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Sounds like something you'd say. Hey, where is she?"
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"Don't point that thing at me. I said you're not going to the movie, and I'm sticking to it."
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"Hmm."
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"That's one small step for man."
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"I regret nothing!"
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"- How was it? - It wasn't that great."
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"It's just not the same."
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"One for Itchy and Scratchy."
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"I'm here at the Springfield Aztec Theater..."
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"[ Chuckling ] Yeah."
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"[Chorus] ## The Simpsons ##"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"[Air Hissing]"
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"[Captain Kirk] Captain's log. Stardate 6051."
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"Had trouble sleeping last night. My hiatal hernia is acting up."
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"The ship is drafty and damp."
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"I complain, but nobody listens."
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"[Man Announcing] Star Trek XI: So Very Tired."
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"See the original cast in their latest, greatest adventure."
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"Again with the Klingons! Mr. Scott, give me full power."
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"Movies! What a rip-off!."
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"I don't have to sit here and take this! I--"
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"- Hubba hubba. Oh, you kid. - Thank you, dear."
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"- We'll bring back dinner. - What are we gonna have?"
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"Well, that depends on what the teachers say."
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"If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad..."
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"uh, let's see-- poison."
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"What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?"
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"- Poisoned pizza. - Oh, no. I'm not making two stops."
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"All right. I'll talk to Lisa's teacher this year."
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"- You can have Bart's. - That's the way we do it every year."
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"All right. Tell you what. I'm thinking Of a number between 1 and 50."
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"- Is it 37? - D'oh! I mean, no."
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"- Homer! - Please, Marge? Please, please, please, please, please?"
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"- Oh, all right. - Whoo-hoo!"
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"- U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! - [Horn Honking]"
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"Agh!"
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"- [ Flatulent Noise ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"Hee-hee!"
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"Bart has been guilty Of the following atrocities--"
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"synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots..."
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"replacing my birth control pills with Tic Tacs."
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"Well, I'm sorry. I'm sure Bart doesn't really mean to be bad."
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"- [ Snoring ] - Now's our chance to be bad. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Mr. Simpson, I just wanted to tell you..."
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"that you've done a wonderful job with Lisa."
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"- You must have read to her at a young age. - I did."
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"I did read to her."
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""8:00. Happy Days."
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"is worried he's losing his cool.""
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"Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three "Rs"--"
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"reading TV Guide, um..."
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"writing to TV Guide and renewing TV Guide."
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"Now, we don't usually do this, but we have some witnesses. Come in, Arthur."
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"Now, where did Bart stick the fireworks?"
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"Over the lips and past the gums-- look out dentures, here I come."
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"- Ew! - [ Growls ]"
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"- [ Chuckles ] - [ Growls ]"
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""My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary.""
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"You know, I never thought I'd find a replacement..."
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"for my "Where's the Beef?" bumper sticker."
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"[ Chuckles ] "Where's the Beef?""
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"Uh, we'd like the desk back, Mr. Simpson."
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"Huh? [ Chuckles ] Oh."
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"## [ Lively]"
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"Yaah!"
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"I really don't see how this helps Bart."
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"- Busted! - Homer, we have a problem here."
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"Are you kidding? Lisa turned out perfect."
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"I won't stand here and listen To you bad-mouthing Lisa!"
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"- We're talking about Bart! - Oh. That guy."
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"I think the problem here is discipline."
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"- If Bart does something wrong, you should punish him. - Well, we try."
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"But he has this way ofmaking us think we've punished him..."
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"when actually we've completely caved in."
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"- He's the boy you love to hate. - Well, you've got to start being firm with him."
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"I believe, with persistent discipline..."
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"even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say..."
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"chief justice of the Supreme Court."
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"Chief justice Of the Supreme Court."
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"What great men he would join-- john Marshall..."
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"Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger--"
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"Mmm, burger."
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"- And what if we don't? - Then there's no telling how low he can sink."
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"[Man] All right, ladies."
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"Prepare to be blownaway By Bang Bang Bart."
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"- #### [Dance] - [ Pistols Firing ]"
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"[ All Booing ]"
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"- You're fat! -Just more of me to love, honey."
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"- [ Booing Continues ] - [ Groaning ]"
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"Oh! My poor baby!"
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"[Car Tires Screech]"
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"- [Car Doors Shut] - Uh-oh."
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"What? What's that?"
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"- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. Home already? - [ Muttering ]"
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"Boy, time really flies when you're reading--"
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